August 16th, 2011
The Sizzle Query: Bite The Booty Or Bottom Lip?
Hmm. Feeling at all peckish, Kickettes? Image: Getty Images/Zimbio.
We realise that making a choice between two different, but equally desirable things is very difficult. Our credit card bills reflect this on a monthly basis. But sometimes life can be cruel. Sometimes a decision just has to be made.
Which is why we’re going to make you do it.
Please cast your discerning eyes over the images before you. Item one (above) is Baby Bojan Krkic’s pretty pout. Item two (below) is a sneaky peek at Joey Hart’s perfectly formed posterior, courtesy of the man himself. Examine both items carefully, Kickettes. Then proceed down the post in an orderly fashion.
Oh. You got this far then? Well, what you lot have to decide is, in the unlikely circumstances you might be given the option, which of these objects would you choose to sink your teeth into?
You get one. Not ‘well, probably Bojan but I’d sneakily snap a slice of Joey’s action when no-one was looking’, or ‘I can’t decide.’ And you can’t choose to have a alternative part of the body either, like say Bojan’s nicely maturing thighs or anything else that happens to catch your attention in that pic.
Ahem. It’s one or the other.
Begin, please. It’s the law.