August 16th, 2011

The Sizzle Query: Bite The Booty Or Bottom Lip?

Hmm. Feeling at all peckish, Kickettes? Image: Getty Images/Zimbio.

We realise that making a choice between two different, but equally desirable things is very difficult. Our credit card bills reflect this on a monthly basis. But sometimes life can be cruel. Sometimes a decision just has to be made.

Which is why we’re going to make you do it.

Please cast your discerning eyes over the images before you. Item one (above) is Baby Bojan Krkic’s pretty pout. Item two (below) is a sneaky peek at Joey Hart’s perfectly formed posterior, courtesy of the man himself. Examine both items carefully, Kickettes. Then proceed down the post in an orderly fashion.

Oh. You got this far then? Well, what you lot have to decide is, in the unlikely circumstances you might be given the option, which of these objects would you choose to sink your teeth into?

You get one. Not ‘well, probably Bojan but I’d sneakily snap a slice of Joey’s action when no-one was looking’, or ‘I can’t decide.’ And you can’t choose to have a alternative part of the body either, like say Bojan’s nicely maturing thighs or anything else that happens to catch your attention in that pic.

Ahem. It’s one or the other.

Begin, please. It’s the law.

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72 Responses to “The Sizzle Query: Bite The Booty Or Bottom Lip?”

  1. sahil says:

    hart is a great goalkeeper…

  2. Claire says:

    Joe's bootay all the way!!

  3. Monica says:

    It is SO NICE to see Bojan sporting some better colors!!____Bojan lip for sure :)

  4. sahil says:

    he is a good player..

  5. cescysisexy says:

    Bojan.
    Not even question.
    Te amo babyyy:*

  6. Maria says:

    Bojan is much hotter!!!

  7. Agnes Wonka says:

    Bojan looks sooooo hot in his Roma kit XD

  8. GaiaBale says:

    Bojan, also cause he’s one year older than me so i wouldn’t be that perve!

  9. LaRojaFan says:

    Ill take baby Bo anyday!!!!

  10. Arianna says:

    Joe Hart for me! His ass just makes me all kinds of happy :D

  11. Luce says:

    Has to be Joe's perfect bum! YUM YUM!! :) xx

  12. linvinnaar says:

    Bojan. Because I'd much kiss those sweet, exposed, naked lips of his than stare at Joe Hart's not-so-naked bum. If he wasn't wearing any sort of funky tights to "cover" himself, it'd be a different story. At that, I'm sure Joey much rather go naked if he had the choice. Don't you agree?

  13. lisa says:

    one is too short, and the other one's too tall …

  14. xLarissaManuela says:

    Ohh no, I finally thought I would never see Bojan again(Thank God).. but I forgot Kickette at that moment.. I think I just need to look away if he appears on my screen and take a deep breathe and go further before I get the strong hate feeling back haha sorry I just needed to say that.. I just don't like him, but the picture off Hart under him, made me less angry haha xd

  15. Shelley says:

    It wasn't Bojan's pout I was particularly looking at in the first picture, but I definately want a piece of him!

  16. BlackRose says:

    Petit Bo, sooo painfully beautiful!

  17. FootyGirl says:

    Bojan, without a doubt!

  18. Gen says:

    It's official… Roma have the best looking squad…. Baby Bojan, De Rossi, Totti…. oh and don't ever forget Borriello… OMG I am so in for a treat this season…HALLELUJAH!

  19. Allison says:

    Joe Hart, Joe Hart, JOE HART. Have mercy!

  20. Gabs says:

    Not even a contest!! JOE HART!!

  21. A to L says:

    The darker roma jersey brings out bojan's beautiful eyes. Also did bojan get a tan??

  22. chay says:

    (upon see bojan's image and scrolling down slowly)
    me: ooo … ahhh … ooooooooo

  23. caquark says:

    Bojan's pout?! That's what you noticed?? Is Kickette HQ so inundated with champagne you can't see beyond the bubbles?!? Whew! Had me going there for a minute but eventually I got to the end of the post, and I stress eventually. Even with all that, the bum looks tastier ;)

  24. Monica says:

    Bojan of course! No doubt about it! Thos beautiful eyes, that posture, oh and everything else that makes Baby Bo truly who he is: the hottest 20 year old I've ever seen!

    But wow, its so weird seeing him in a Roma kit!

  25. xanjie says:

    I'm an ass girl. But Joe Hart, not doing it for me.

  26. xbabyshakesx says:

    Joe's booty is soooo much better than Bojan's lips!

  27. Mrs. Q.Borri says:

    Baby Bojan as we usually call him is not so baby anymore, he is grow in and fast, although he has this look of i-dont-know-what-i'm-doing-but -i-know-you-will-like-it look thats is very hard to decide what i want at this moment…. Hart-booty is so tempting too… is like Heaven or Hell..!
    And for the first time i think Heaven, with this baby Bo.(and all thats happening in his not-so-small whitey pant) is winning me over..
    But dont worry Joe i still have a lot of love for you.. :D

  28. Fatima says:

    BABY BO!! Even though he's older… but sorry kickette joe hart isn't for me… that pout and thighs Mmmmm

  29. LizzyHS90 says:

    Joe's ASS!!!

  30. April says:

    Hmm, I'm going to take my ignorance about Bojan's previous look and just pretend he comes from some ethnic background that supplied a little color… and I am picking him. I love me some butt… I mean LOVE. But Joe's just isn't booty-licious enough for me. I need a lil' more shelf-butt than that to surpass the pouty lip of the youngin'.

    • April says:

      Ohhhh- he's part Catalan (thanks Wikipedia)? Tan is totally acceptable. He's just embracing momma's genes. For all the attractiveness of the Spanish players, I really ought to find a way to watch more of La Liga.

  31. Miranda Jade says:

    Bojan. No second guesses, I didn't even have to look at Joey Hart– it is ALWAYS Bojan.

  32. gebbygirl84 says:

    I do love me some Joe Hart….BUT Baby B is just so gosh darn cute I can't resist. When I first came upon the page and saw him I was like…ooohhhh my he is growing up, and also taking tanning lessons from Snookie, I digress. He still is a cutie.

  33. camille says:

    HART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  34. Nienke says:

    Bojan. Nice tan.

  35. DebS says:

    Poor Bojan…he looks so sad :(

  36. blaugrana says:

    I died a little inside, Baby Bo all the way to the end! ;)

  37. ElPrado45 says:

    Bojan totally. He's so innocent looking, like he has no idea the torment he puts millions of girls into…. baby bojan :)

  38. Kristine says:

    I'll take Bojans pout and package.. thank you.

  39. Lara says:

    Bojan!

  40. Alyssa says:

    I usually never disagree with you guys but I don't find Bojan attractive. So I vote butt all the way! :)

  41. CAPoet says:

    JOE for the win, in my book. ;)

  42. Says_Who says:

    Bojan's lips, jaw line, and short tent action got my vote!

  43. Ellie says:

    I love Bojan… but I’ve got to go with Hart this time

  44. Melanieee. says:

    baby bojan cause he looks like he wants to blow off some steam, and quite frankly i would be very happy to oblige.

  45. Kinn says:

    Baby Bo! (:

  46. Kinn says:

    Baby Bo!

  47. Kadoosy says:

    Bojan!!

  48. BarcaGirl says:

    Baby Bojan anyday!!

  49. London says:

    Bojan has beautiful eyes.

  50. Jade says:

    This is not a fair match… who could possibly choose Joe Hart's bottocks over Bojan in all his pouting and tent-pulling glory?

  51. Beth says:

    I love all things Joe Hart so I'm gonna have to go with him ;)

  52. xoWinnie says:

    why does Bojan look so Jersey Shore-ish here?
    that's not even a nice tan, he looks orange! what happened bb?
    it's like he just lived through the attack of the oompa loompas…
    not attractive.

    anyways, i don't think it'll come as a surprise that i pick Joe's bootylicious glutes.
    it's a rare occasion that he's posted on here, so i must show my gratitude ;)

    • Sarah, Madrid says:

      Agreed! I a gonna say the same thing, what's with the weird tan! I like you bojan, the way you are! This tan is not working!

    • Lotte says:

      I blame the jersey. The colours doesn't suit him. He looks much better in blaugrana :) .

      • xoWinnie says:

        it's not the jersey. he just looks bad.

        • Lotte says:

          I doubt that Bojan could ever look bad, even though the tan he has picked up doesn't become him. I was of course kidding about the jersey. I wish him a very good luck at his new club!

  53. Lotte says:

    Oh no! I'm not ready to se Bojan in another kit! But he is such a beautiful boy.

  54. Mercy says:

    Oh My!Baby Bo.

  55. kaela says:

    bojan :)

  56. Emily says:

    Bojan. I wouldn't even think twice.

  57. MissMarghiB says:

    As a Real Madrid fan, I'm not normal into Bojan…but I must say he does pull off that Roma uniform quite nicely! : )

  58. Emari says:

    Joe Hart's bootay!

  59. Alia says:

    BOJAN!!! mi bebe <3
    white shorts ;)

  60. Zahara says:

    BOJANNNN of course!
    i miss the bebe at barca :(

  61. Rossanera says:

    Does anyone else see short tent in that shot of Bojan? I feel like … he's too young for us to be perving on his short tent, but there it is!

    • Lotte says:

      I saw it Rossanera, but I didn't want to be the one to bring it up. I'm already feeling like a dirty ol' lady :) . But as you said, there it is. In plain sight.

    • Monica says:

      Not feeling like a creep when drooling over Bojan is a big perk of me only being 20 haha