October 4th, 2012

The Sizzle Query: Branko ‘Bish’ Boskovic, D.C. United

New signing Branko Boskovic #27 of D.C. United during an MLS match against Seattle Sounders FC at RFK Stadium on July 15 2010, in Washington DC.Seattle won 1-0.

Image via DC United.

sounds off on early hook DCU new signingWe spend our working lives testing the impact of asshattery on our affections, and in the grand scheme of things, Branko Boskovic’s bitching about being picked (or not) for D.C. United is nothing more than a tiny chink in his fetching love armour. Especially since he scored in DC’s victory over Chivas USA not too long ago, which kind of proved his point.

However, this kind of thing can escalate. Right now it’s whining because he keeps getting subbed, but we can visualise the future clearly. Moaning about having to wear what we tell him to, bitching on about our ambitious credit card bills, grumbling as he drives us to our daily mani/pedi treatment in the super expensive sports car we made him buy.

Is that face worth the bother, Kickettes? Or would you sacrifice a little smoothness for a better behaved ‘baller boy?

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7 Responses to “The Sizzle Query: Branko ‘Bish’ Boskovic, D.C. United”

  1. S.P.D says:

    G luck,

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  2. Shelby says:

    I’d much rather go for better attitude! There are plenty of other adorable and pleasant men on the pitch. I don’t want to spend the rest of my life soothing his ego!

  3. aliendiemme says:

    He's slipped past moody and right into petulance. He should call up Alessandro Nesta for a few pointers on moody brooding and pensive dark gazing.

  4. tammyv says:

    Goff (Wash Post's Soccerinsider) is reporting Bosko just turned down a call-up for international duty to concentrate on the end of the MLS season. If Benny doesn't start playing him, I will start calling for Benny's head again

  5. LittleBerba says:

    Darn. When I clicked your twitter link, I thought moody meant Lashes staring into the distance broodily. Pfft. No to the attitude, but yes to ballers contemplating the awesomeness of their eyelashes.

  6. OhDear says:

    IMO, a bad attitude can hurt a person's attractiveness.

  7. tammyv says:

    After that goal.. he can bitch about anything he wants… It was glorious