October 4th, 2012
The Sizzle Query: Branko ‘Bish’ Boskovic, D.C. United
Image via DC United.
We spend our working lives testing the impact of asshattery on our affections, and in the grand scheme of things, Branko Boskovic’s bitching about being picked (or not) for D.C. United is nothing more than a tiny chink in his fetching love armour. Especially since he scored in DC’s victory over Chivas USA not too long ago, which kind of proved his point.
However, this kind of thing can escalate. Right now it’s whining because he keeps getting subbed, but we can visualise the future clearly. Moaning about having to wear what we tell him to, bitching on about our ambitious credit card bills, grumbling as he drives us to our daily mani/pedi treatment in the super expensive sports car we made him buy.
Is that face worth the bother, Kickettes? Or would you sacrifice a little smoothness for a better behaved ‘baller boy?
I’d much rather go for better attitude! There are plenty of other adorable and pleasant men on the pitch. I don’t want to spend the rest of my life soothing his ego!
He's slipped past moody and right into petulance. He should call up Alessandro Nesta for a few pointers on moody brooding and pensive dark gazing.
Goff (Wash Post's Soccerinsider) is reporting Bosko just turned down a call-up for international duty to concentrate on the end of the MLS season. If Benny doesn't start playing him, I will start calling for Benny's head again
Darn. When I clicked your twitter link, I thought moody meant Lashes staring into the distance broodily. Pfft. No to the attitude, but yes to ballers contemplating the awesomeness of their eyelashes.
IMO, a bad attitude can hurt a person's attractiveness.
After that goal.. he can bitch about anything he wants… It was glorious