July 27th, 2010
The Sizzle Query: Cute Poppets Edition
Havard Nordtveit (left) & Vujadin Savić. Images: Getty Images via Daylife, arsenal.com & girondins.com
Once again, it’s time to advise you of the latest developments in the cute poppet market and canvass your opinion regarding suitability for future inclusion on these hallowed pages.
It’s a duuurty job, but we know you’re up for the judgement of innocent mancandy.
Havard Nordtveit – Arsenal
Formerly captain of the youth squad, you may not have seen a great deal of this pretty Arsenal pup up to now. Nordveit has been out on loan for the majority of the last few seasons, most recently with Bundesliga side Nürnberg. Happily, Arsenal have now offered a three year contract extension and the word is he (and his ice blue eyes) could be gracing the EPL next season.
Vujadin Savić – Bordeaux
Meanwhile, Bordeaux continue their campaign to bring the pretty to Ligue 1 by signing twenty year old Serbian defender Vujadin Savic from Red Star Belgrade. While we are well aware that Vujadin he is not in the same ballpark as a certain individual (let’s be honest, who is?) we think he has a certain cutesy promise and will be interested to see how he blossoms under the Lashes sunshine.
For those who have taken the Kickette remit to stalktastic extremes and will be hanging out at the training ground/stadium/skank spot in order to bewitch this baby, the following information may come in useful. Vujadin does not speak French. You will have to learn his native language or utilise C-Ron’s foolproof pulling technique.
Worth the effort, Kickettes?