July 27th, 2010

The Sizzle Query: Cute Poppets Edition

Havard Nordtveit (left) & Vujadin Savić. Images: Getty Images via Daylife, arsenal.com & girondins.com

Once again, it’s time to advise you of the latest developments in the cute poppet market and canvass your opinion regarding suitability for future inclusion on these hallowed pages.

It’s a duuurty job, but we know you’re up for the judgement of innocent mancandy.

Havard Nordtveit – Arsenal

Formerly captain of the youth squad, you may not have seen a great deal of this pretty Arsenal pup up to now. Nordveit has been out on loan for the majority of the last few seasons, most recently with Bundesliga side Nürnberg. Happily, Arsenal have now offered a three year contract extension and the word is he (and his ice blue eyes) could be gracing the EPL next season.


Vujadin Savić – Bordeaux

Meanwhile, Bordeaux continue their campaign to bring the pretty to Ligue 1 by signing twenty year old Serbian defender Vujadin Savic from Red Star Belgrade. While we are well aware that Vujadin he is not in the same ballpark as a certain individual (let’s be honest, who is?) we think he has a certain cutesy promise and will be interested to see how he blossoms under the Lashes sunshine.

For those who have taken the Kickette remit to stalktastic extremes and will be hanging out at the training ground/stadium/skank spot in order to bewitch this baby, the following information may come in useful. Vujadin does not speak French. You will have to learn his native language or utilise C-Ron’s foolproof pulling technique.

Worth the effort, Kickettes?

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46 Responses to “The Sizzle Query: Cute Poppets Edition”

  1. sophmatthews says:

    I remember seeing this video with havard (one of my favourite nurnberg players) and he's actually the cutest thing ever http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Cc46a0–24

  2. Liselotte says:

    Havard Nordtveit is a piece of man-perfection. Hello there ;)

  3. Eebza says:

    savic… yummy

  4. lonelySTARSHINE says:

    Vujadineeeeeee, please bring Yoann to Serbia here as many times as you can plzzzz!!! Would you do that for me?

  5. SoccerDuckie says:

    Might have to road test them both before rendering my verdict. ;) I'll let you all know.

  6. Anon says:

    OMG that comparison of Savic to Cindy Crawford made me laugh out loud. So true! Hahaha. They are both very very cute. That's the problem, though. They are "cute". Too young.

    Love the shout out to C-Ron's greatest line!

  7. sounderslove says:

    arsenal always know where it's at :P

    nordtveit's eyes…wow. just wow. *stares*

    he's older than me, i refuse to feel dirty.

  8. Sara says:

    Savic has got the look of someone who's in love with himself, complete turn off for me.

    Nordvei on the other hands…
    http://img.skysports.com/09/07/218×298/HavardNord… http://arsenalyouth.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/n… http://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files/images/impor… http://arsenalyouth.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/n…

    It's the combination of piercing eyes and cheekbones that do it for me.

  9. Jasmine says:

    Well hello there… Savic is such a cutie surprised I haven't heard of him before.

  10. Jessie says:

    neither, they look 12

  11. Anonymous says:

    I'm not too keen on the first guy, but Savic is definitely drool-worthy :P

  12. aps says:

    Savic is Gorgeous! Don’t see what everyone sees in Nordtveit. He’s alright but Savic is cu-uuute!

  13. Inés says:

    hello Harvard Nordveit! nice to meet you!

  14. Sarra says:

    Nordtveit is WOW
    specially that first pic !!!
    Delicious >:)

  15. Villa*Baby says:

    OK, I’ve just said to my self: “While you’re drooling over all those Spanish players, look what you’re missing, a delicious eye candy from your own country!” :D :D:D Vujadin Savic is so cute!!! And when you think abot his dad, V has all the potential to be a great player!:) Go, Vujo!:D

    And this Norwhateverheis I won’t comment. Guys like that, eyes, hair, no thanks…

  16. Kate says:

    Nordtveit is gorgeous, but Savić ….. there's no way.

  17. Rachel S says:

    Glad these guys (along with Mitch Langerak and Aaron Ramsey mmmmmm!!) are right in my age range!! I'm likin' Nordtveit, especially his piercing blue eyes, but I'm not so sure about Savic. Good eyes, but that first picture of him makes him seem a little too pretty-boy for me.

  18. C16 says:

    OMG! Nordtveit’s eyes are STUNNING!!! Mesmerizing…

  19. Eliza says:

    OMG MY BB VUJADIN! I’m so glad he’s come to Bordeaux.

  20. senora ramos says:

    awww, they are both too cute. not drool worthy (a bit too young), but cute none the less.

  21. JV says:

    Havard Nordtveit… I am a ManU girl for life, but doesn’t Arsenal always know how to bring the pretty???

  22. gin_in_teacups says:

    I think they’re both adorbs. They’re not entirely too young for me to oogle,
    but I’m still more inclined to think awww cute, as opposed to Dear God Let Me At ‘Em!

  23. OH MY GOODNESSS Kickette, how did you discover this lovely piece of perfection named Savic? I gasped when I saw this picture, he is breathtaking! How have I gone all these years being unaware of his existence? He is sooo gonna be my number one from now on! I didn’t even look at the other guy. I have some stalking to do!! And he is 6ft 4!!!! *squeals*

  24. tiktok says:

    They’re both really lush!
    But since I’m of Serbian decent, I’m gonna go for Savic ;)

  25. Adri says:

    I’m normally all about the Serbs, but I’ve gotta go for Nordtveit on this one.

    Helloooooo hottie! XD

  26. Little Miss Arsenal says:

    As much as i luuuuurve my Arsenal boys….i gotta go fr Savic….What a hottie!!!! Dayum!!

  27. Tora says:

    I'm from Serbia, so I can inform you that Savić is the son of Dušan Savić, a Red Star legend, who won Champions League back in 1991. And he has a girlfriend, Mirka Vasiljević (an actress), unfortunately. :(

    • Villa*Baby says:

      I’m from Serbia, too.:) Iz kog grada si?

      Kad sam se ukljucila ovde, pre vise od 2 godine, bila sam jedina iz Srbije. :P

      A dajjjjjj, zasto ta Mirka????? Taman se prijatno iznenadim videvsi njega, a onda procitam tvoj komentar.:D

      • Tora says:

        Kakvo prijatno iznenađenje! :) Iz Beograda sam ja, ti? Ja posećujem ovaj sajt jedno godinu dana i do sada ne primetih nikog iz Srbije. :D

        Ni ja ne volim Mirku. :( Pročitala sam u novinama za to, tekst je bio tipa da li će im uspeti veza na daljinu itd. :(

  28. VeNia says:

    Nordtveit is sooo cuteee!!!!a new cute guy is always welcome here!!!!

  29. Melaniee says:

    savic kinda reminds me of cindy crawford

    and i agree

    perfect lips.


  30. jecca says:

    I literally gasped when I looked at Nordtveit full-size. But they are both very, very lovely. I have instructed my bf to keep me from watching U-19 (for the good of all), but surely U-21 can't be THAT duuurty….

  31. Bria says:

    FINALLY!!! Savić is on here….what a cutie…..I'd like to be that mole above those delicious lips oh his!! When Bordeaux signed him I was like Lashes has a new Lego set that he can build. He's got real potential that boy. As you said, Lashes will take him under his perfectly chiselled arms and show him the way(to nakedness I hope). Nordtveit is cute too but I'm all about Savić (his hair reminds me of Novak's).

  32. jen says:

    i like em both! and aha "C-ron's foolproof pulling technique" :D

  33. Briel says:

    Nordtveit definitely yes! It doesn't hurt that I have a soft spot for Norwegian accents. Savic, however, doesn't look like anything too special to me.

  34. Liz says:

    am i the only one that thinks Savic has the the perfect lips?