December 20th, 2011

The Sizzle Query: Fernando Torres & His Heinous Headgear

Tearing clothes is wrong, Kickettes. There are numerous facilities for the disposal of used clothing that can benefit the less fortunate in our society. We cannot and will not condone the wanton ripping of perfectly good er… (what the hell is that on his head, anyway?) garments for the sake of temporary warmth and/or fashion statement purposes.

We’re not sure which of these Fernando Torres is attempting in this photo, taken by a brave soul at Chelsea’s open training session yesterday. But we have to confess, despite the ‘Elizabethan ruff’ look to the homemade snood bit, plus the fact that we keep thinking about Hilda Ogden when we look at the headscarf thing, Nandina still looks hot.

He does.

We have been at the cooking sherry this morning though. Perhaps that’s thrown our radar off. You think?

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53 Responses to “The Sizzle Query: Fernando Torres & His Heinous Headgear”

  1. Carolina says:

    My love is unconditional.

  2. GermaninLondon says:

    Give him a mop and he could pass as the cleaning lady! It looks ridiculous! (even if he does not)

  3. gillianrosh says:

    Eh, I could work with it.

  4. LuvinBale says:

    I would love Torres if was wearing a Snuggie and doing The Dougie!!!

    Dont care. HE. IS. HOOOOOT!!!!

  5. Meeka says:

    I think Fernando Torres can wear whatever he wants as long as it doesn't cover up his face.

  6. lola says:

    it's been awhile since the last post about nando with only the good comments.
    i've missed that. really really missed it.

  7. lola says:

    it’s been awhile since the last nando post without hate comments.
    i’ve missed this. really really missed it.

  8. alanna says:

    this man deserves to be on the HHOF or Finest Five

  9. Alice says:

    I don't care if he's wearing a garbage bag on his head – Nando is gorgeous <3333

  10. Kat22 says:

    He could wear a binbag and still look hot!

  11. lara says:

    Dear Santa, I just wish Fernando for my Christmas Day, under my Christmastree, naked. :D

    • Sarah says:

      I would prefer mine wwith clothes on tbh! That way I get to unwarp my present myself – possibly with my teeth… XD!

  12. therapeutic says:

    He's hot anyway, no matter what he's wearing!

  13. backoffmyNando says:

    Despite the tragic headgear, I think it's time for a certain someone to be inducted into the HHOF. He obviously proves that he's still *gorgeous* no matter what crimes against fashion he committs :)

  14. April says:

    Sorry, but Olalla can't hear you over her hot husband and adorable children and all your jealousy.

  15. MsMe says:

    I don´t care if he wrapped my grandma´s used underpants around his head, he´s still HOT!!

  16. mimi says:

    He´s the cutest boy in the world. Hands down.

  17. mina says:

    I luv this beautiful man! Wish him and his family the best of luck and a lot of goals.

  18. xbabyshakesx says:

    I want short hair nando back!!!! and his full smile =]

  19. Gladys says:

    Speaking of adorable Torres/CFC photos:

    Tweeted by Juan Mata yesterday with the comment: "Nice CFC Fan Day: training at Stamford Bridge and visit children in a hospital! Here you have a picture with a great player!! Hugs!"

    Aw, Mata. Just the sweetest.

    • Kristina says:

      That was a "aaaaaaaww" moment if there ever was one :) . Mata looks like he is incapable of anything bad.

      • Gladys says:

        I know. It's like when he's not making awesome assists or scoring the occasional goal, he's traveling the world boosting the confidence of those in emotional need. First stop, Nando.

    • April says:

      These two, in combo with Luiz and Meireles in training, make for some cute moments. Sergio better watch out… Juanin might be Nando's new man.

      • Sarah, Madrid says:

        Oh no, never!! Their love is stronger for anyone to break it :p, as cute is Mata, BUT no never Torres/Ramos is forever and ever :p

        • Caitlin says:

          You beat me to it girl! I was just going to say more or less the same thing. Nando and Ramos have been going strong for a loooong time now. :-)

          • April says:

            But I like when they get a little jealous of one another… the make-ups become all the better. And us gals get all the more happy to see them spotted with each other!

    • Zoraida says:

      the first words that come to mind.. ''my poor little sergio…'! lol
      once a sernandista, always a sernandista, no?!

  20. Thea says:

    Whatever takes away from his career in FREEFALL!

  21. Kristina says:

    Still looks good. What's with those spaniards, ey? Putting some torn up clothing on the head? Cutting the hair in the shape of a angry pineapple? Such nonsense! It won't work, they're still adorable, don't they get that?!

  22. Caitlin says:

    Sorry, but this is just way, way cuter.…

    • April says:

      You guys need snow first! Unfair competition between the photos, haha.

      • Caitlin says:

        Nothing to do with the snow! Just the fact that Nando looks best in red and black. (and when he's really happy)

        I know, I know, I'm biased. :-)

        • Laia says:

          You're right, he was a lot happier back then, thats for sure!

          Is this some kind of Chelsea gear he ruined?

          • Caitlin says:

            If it is, then I whole-heartedly approve!

            Again, this is meant tongue-in-cheek – no offence to Chelsea supporting Kickettes. ;)

            • April says:

              I couldn't find it on their website, but it may be something specifically for the players or something from Adidas in the matching color scheme. I can't figure out what it was, though. Maybe just a weird snood/scarf thing. For the record everyone… this isnt his first outing wearing this self-modified dealy. He must be pretty proud of his on-the-go getup to continue using it.

              He definitely had some happier days over in Red, but without Stevie on the field with him, I can't help but think he wouldn't be smiling as much :( . I hear he's coming back soon, though… I feel like you guys have been forever without him! At least Nando has a new little crew to have some manlove with in SW6 (last year he only really had Yossi). Not sure if this link works, but it is one of my favorite training photos… I have no idea why… but he seems happy in it and it includes my favorite bunch from the team:…

    • mimi says:

      Vintage Liverpool-Nando… Good old times… *sigh*

    • Zoraida says:

      memories………. <3 why are you doing this to me cait?!

      • Caitlin says:

        I know, just makes you want to cry doesn't it?? :-(

        And to top it all off Suarez got a ban for eight games – aarrgghh!!!

        Think I will crawl into bed and mentally transport myself back to happier times.

        • April says:

          Gerrard will come to rescue you! Just be sure to keep antiobiotics on hand… you never know when he will need them (for serious… I wonder about him with that issue and if there is something they aren't reporting about his health).

        • mimi says:

          It´s a shame about Luis. He isn´t a racist. Pool lost his best player for 8 games. :(

          • Caitlin says:

            I don't think he's racist either. He obviously thought 'negrito' was a fairly innocent term, otherwise why would he have admit to it so freely?

            But there you go. Sometimes I wonder if we'll ever catch a break. Every time things seem to be on the up there's another catastrophe looming. :-(

    • Kat22 says:

      OMG – this is just adorable! He looks like a little boy who's just about to start a snowball fight. :-)

  23. Miss Lampard says:

    He's still so cute..I adore him, I'm in love with this man (still in love)…So please Andre How you can bench such a gorgeous man??

  24. Alyssa says:

    It really says something if he STILL looks beautiful with this ridiculous creation on him…but oh god can we all send him real hats to show him what he should be wearing? Maybe then he'll take the hint.

  25. April says:

    No, you are correct. Even with his modified beanie-turned-scarf and earmuffs he is hot. I like to think even though it looks silly, that he is resourceful as well. That's an attractive feature.

    Mmmm. I love me some morning Nando.

  26. Natalie says:

    Maybe he is trying to blend in so people won't notice him much! Poor baby, had to rip his old sweater apart to keep head warm