December 20th, 2011
The Sizzle Query: Fernando Torres & His Heinous Headgear
Tearing clothes is wrong, Kickettes. There are numerous facilities for the disposal of used clothing that can benefit the less fortunate in our society. We cannot and will not condone the wanton ripping of perfectly good er… (what the hell is that on his head, anyway?) garments for the sake of temporary warmth and/or fashion statement purposes.
We’re not sure which of these Fernando Torres is attempting in this photo, taken by a brave soul at Chelsea’s open training session yesterday. But we have to confess, despite the ‘Elizabethan ruff’ look to the homemade snood bit, plus the fact that we keep thinking about Hilda Ogden when we look at the headscarf thing, Nandina still looks hot.
He does.
We have been at the cooking sherry this morning though. Perhaps that’s thrown our radar off. You think?
My love is unconditional.
Give him a mop and he could pass as the cleaning lady! It looks ridiculous! (even if he does not)
Eh, I could work with it.
I would love Torres if was wearing a Snuggie and doing The Dougie!!!
Dont care. HE. IS. HOOOOOT!!!!
I think Fernando Torres can wear whatever he wants as long as it doesn't cover up his face.
it's been awhile since the last post about nando with only the good comments.
i've missed that. really really missed it.
it’s been awhile since the last nando post without hate comments.
i’ve missed this. really really missed it.
this man deserves to be on the HHOF or Finest Five
True!
I don't care if he's wearing a garbage bag on his head – Nando is gorgeous <3333
He could wear a binbag and still look hot!
Dear Santa, I just wish Fernando for my Christmas Day, under my Christmastree, naked.
I would prefer mine wwith clothes on tbh! That way I get to unwarp my present myself – possibly with my teeth… XD!
He's hot anyway, no matter what he's wearing!
Despite the tragic headgear, I think it's time for a certain someone to be inducted into the HHOF. He obviously proves that he's still *gorgeous* no matter what crimes against fashion he committs
Sorry, but Olalla can't hear you over her hot husband and adorable children and all your jealousy.
this
This, this, this!
I don´t care if he wrapped my grandma´s used underpants around his head, he´s still HOT!!
'grandma´s used underpants' rofl!
He´s the cutest boy in the world. Hands down.
I luv this beautiful man! Wish him and his family the best of luck and a lot of goals.
I want short hair nando back!!!! and his full smile =]
Speaking of adorable Torres/CFC photos: http://yfrog.com/gyvijywqj
Tweeted by Juan Mata yesterday with the comment: "Nice CFC Fan Day: training at Stamford Bridge and visit children in a hospital! Here you have a picture with a great player!! Hugs!"
Aw, Mata. Just the sweetest.
That was a "aaaaaaaww" moment if there ever was one
. Mata looks like he is incapable of anything bad.
I know. It's like when he's not making awesome assists or scoring the occasional goal, he's traveling the world boosting the confidence of those in emotional need. First stop, Nando.
These two, in combo with Luiz and Meireles in training, make for some cute moments. Sergio better watch out… Juanin might be Nando's new man.
Oh no, never!! Their love is stronger for anyone to break it :p, as cute is Mata, BUT no never Torres/Ramos is forever and ever :p
You beat me to it girl! I was just going to say more or less the same thing. Nando and Ramos have been going strong for a loooong time now.
But I like when they get a little jealous of one another… the make-ups become all the better. And us gals get all the more happy to see them spotted with each other!
the first words that come to mind.. ''my poor little sergio…'! lol
once a sernandista, always a sernandista, no?!
Whatever takes away from his career in FREEFALL!
Still looks good. What's with those spaniards, ey? Putting some torn up clothing on the head? Cutting the hair in the shape of a angry pineapple? Such nonsense! It won't work, they're still adorable, don't they get that?!
Totally agree. And that's before they even start talking and their accent makes you melt…sigh, lol.
Spaniards are perma-hot. It's like a special genetic quirk or something.
Sorry, but this is just way, way cuter.
http://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/news-photo/fe…
You guys need snow first! Unfair competition between the photos, haha.
Nothing to do with the snow! Just the fact that Nando looks best in red and black. (and when he's really happy)
I know, I know, I'm biased.
You're right, he was a lot happier back then, thats for sure!
Is this some kind of Chelsea gear he ruined?
If it is, then I whole-heartedly approve!
Again, this is meant tongue-in-cheek – no offence to Chelsea supporting Kickettes.
I couldn't find it on their website, but it may be something specifically for the players or something from Adidas in the matching color scheme. I can't figure out what it was, though. Maybe just a weird snood/scarf thing. For the record everyone… this isnt his first outing wearing this self-modified dealy. He must be pretty proud of his on-the-go getup to continue using it.
He definitely had some happier days over in Red, but without Stevie on the field with him, I can't help but think he wouldn't be smiling as much
. I hear he's coming back soon, though… I feel like you guys have been forever without him! At least Nando has a new little crew to have some manlove with in SW6 (last year he only really had Yossi). Not sure if this link works, but it is one of my favorite training photos… I have no idea why… but he seems happy in it and it includes my favorite bunch from the team: http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/30…
Vintage Liverpool-Nando… Good old times… *sigh*
memories………. <3 why are you doing this to me cait?!
I know, just makes you want to cry doesn't it??
And to top it all off Suarez got a ban for eight games – aarrgghh!!!
Think I will crawl into bed and mentally transport myself back to happier times.
Gerrard will come to rescue you! Just be sure to keep antiobiotics on hand… you never know when he will need them (for serious… I wonder about him with that issue and if there is something they aren't reporting about his health).
You and me both. Seems to have been going on forever.
It´s a shame about Luis. He isn´t a racist. Pool lost his best player for 8 games.
I don't think he's racist either. He obviously thought 'negrito' was a fairly innocent term, otherwise why would he have admit to it so freely?
But there you go. Sometimes I wonder if we'll ever catch a break. Every time things seem to be on the up there's another catastrophe looming.
OMG – this is just adorable! He looks like a little boy who's just about to start a snowball fight.
He's still so cute..I adore him, I'm in love with this man (still in love)…So please Andre How you can bench such a gorgeous man??
It really says something if he STILL looks beautiful with this ridiculous creation on him…but oh god can we all send him real hats to show him what he should be wearing? Maybe then he'll take the hint.
No, you are correct. Even with his modified beanie-turned-scarf and earmuffs he is hot. I like to think even though it looks silly, that he is resourceful as well. That's an attractive feature.
Mmmm. I love me some morning Nando.
Maybe he is trying to blend in so people won't notice him much! Poor baby, had to rip his old sweater apart to keep head warm