August 1st, 2011
The Sizzle Query: It Should Be Hot… But It Isn’t
Having cheerily assured the footballing world last week that we’re happy to accept swimming garmentage in any format, we’re rather chastened to learn that fate has already taken exception to our over-confidence.
It’s not that there is anything inherently wrong with the white …er…’pants’ that Dani Alves wore aboard a private yacht in Formentera days ago whilst on holiday with his family. It’s just that his tighty whities don’t evoke the normal feeling that we get when confronted by a scantily clad footballer. The same thing can be said for this ‘candid’ image of Sergio Aguero in cycling shorts (left). We just feel kind of empty.
Are we losing our mojo? Is it an epidemic? Will it spread until even pictures of Yoann Gourcuff’s lustrous lashes leave us unmoved?
Kickettes, help us!