September 14th, 2011

The Sizzle Query: Javier Pastore, Paris Saint Germain

Neatly trimmed beard and cheeky quiff? Deeply disturbing, apparently. Image: REUTERS/Jean-Philippe Arles/Daylife.

This might not seem like a particularly big deal, but Javier Pastore’s habit of veering between visually appealing hair arrangements and sartorially challenging amateur topiary is upsetting some of of our staffers.

This latest offering (above) has had one of them quivering under her desk for almost a day now. She won’t even come out for Jelly Tots, which is very peculiar.

Help us, Kickettes. Is she justified in her fear and loathing of over groomed facial fuzz? Or should we just fill the office with posters of George Michael and hope she gets over it?

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8 Responses to “The Sizzle Query: Javier Pastore, Paris Saint Germain”

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  2. JaneSpotting says:

    Jane likes…gangly, pale cute as a button

  3. xoWinnie says:

    kinda skinny for my taste, but you can tell there's a cute boy underneath those pubes lol

  4. Gladys says:

    Oh no, that's just too Amish for me. He's adorable, but I think I like him better with a clean face and the sort of neo-Beatles look. It highlights his elfin hotness.

    • Sarah, Madrid says:

      There is a wolverine fashion-trend going around footballers that I am not liking and I blame it on Ibra :p, agree Pastore is a cuttie-pie, facial hair is not for him.

  5. DrStrangelove says:

    Pastore is epically hot irregardless of his sartorial or facial bumfluff arrangements. ♥