February 6th, 2012
The Sizzle Query: Men In Tights
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The title race is heating up across several of the domestic leagues, which means so should our Man Candy detectors.
Except they’re not.
Seems they’re having a bit of technical difficulty picking up on their targets, if you know what we mean.
Images: AFP PHOTO / JOHN MACDOUGALL; AP Photo/Kirsty Wigglesworth; REUTERS/Alessandro Garofalo.
We do take serious, serious issue with the crazy-making spandex players are wearing to combat the cold, however. Best left in the reject dressing rooms on the Pineapple Dance Studios reality show, we honestly can’t think of any circumstance or weather condition where they should be worn.
Here’s why: nowadays, players are young and of much potential. Not sure who is feeding them what, but they certainly are growing up rather strong and large of thigh. So then, why should they hide all signs of their smokin’ hot manskin beneath 16 layers of the unsexiest lycra money can buy?
Do you realise and appreciate the importance of keeping one’s nether regions warm and comfortable? Or are you an adventurous type of bystander who thrives on the excitement of flesh flashing? Tell us or our poll how you’re feeling, Kickettes.