March 27th, 2012
The Sizzle Query: Mixed Doubles
Blackburn Rovers’ Martin & Marcus Olsson with Cedrick from K.R.A.C.K United in Kenya last summer. Image via krackunited.com.
We would never ask you to do something we’re not prepared to do ourselves. And while this is an obvious opportunity for all of us to waffle on about what we would do if presented with not one, but two, cute boys and a large bucket of peanut butter, it’s not compulsory to sign up to our
pervy peculiar brand of eccentricity.
Why not tell us which twin out of this carefully curated selection you prefer? Maybe you’d like to explore why the cuteness quotient is always greater than the sum of its parts when twin players are involved.
Or, for those of you who are as bad (and in some cases, far worse than we are) just tell us which package you’d pick and how many weeks you’d need to fully ‘explore’ all facets of their personalities.
Denial is, after all, futile.
Gabriel and Michael Farfan – Philadelphia Union
Michael is the reserved one, Gabe is more expressive according to Union coach John Hackworth. Useful to know. Image via philadelphiaunion.com.
Lars & Sven Bender – Bayer Leverkusen & Borussia Dortmund (respectively)
Alarmingly innocent looking. In fact, we’re not sure we could bring ourselves to break them. We reserve the right to have a go, though. Image via tumblr.
Fabio & Rafael Da Silva – Manchester United
Possibly the goofiest pair in the list, but cute beyond compare and they can cook too!
We can’t make a decision. We’ll probably have them all.