May 11th, 2012
The Sizzle Query: Skirting The Issue
Perhaps we missed the news piece detailing who, what, where, when, why and how exactly manskirts are the new trousers? It may have something to do with the fact that the football season is 900 weeks long and there are very few staffers sober enough at any given moment to keep up with the joneses, but ‘tis strange indeed.
Do Adam Johnson and Djibril Cisse still look like ladies in their skirts to you, Kickettes? Or are these guys onto something strangely good with their female-inspired fashions?


I love him so much. He's my another fave though he's not related with my most-hearted club, Chelsea. Wish he moves soon from Etihad. He's just too precious doing nothing on the bench.
The shoes and the angle of the hat make the outfit.
Can't see anyone else on the Man City team even trying to pull it off, smiling even. Kudos to Adam.
Cisse looks like Darth Vader
Johnson looks a bit of a cross between Aunt Sally (top half) and Nora Batty (bottom half) and yet still manages to seem hot to me. Perhaps that says more about me than it does about the outfit though.
THE. SHOES. HAVE. KILLED. ME.
The skirt is ok (we have seen cisse so many times with a skirt so it seems normal to me) but Adam’s shoes are…. are…. are…. I can’t find the right word!!!
I suspect someone may have been stitched up by his team-mates for Fashion Kicks this year.
I love him so much. He's my another fave though he's not related with my most-hearted club, Chelsea. Wish he moves soon from Etihad. He's just too precious doing nothing on the bench.