November 12th, 2010
The Sizzle Query: Tobias v Bastian Schweinsteiger
Well, now isn’t this a bit of a dilemma, Kickettes? After careful examination of the above photograph, we have reached the controversial conclusion that we possibly might find Tobias Schweinsteiger (left), brother of Bayern Munich babe Bastian (right), marginally hotter than his sibling.
But we genuinely feel that the Schweinsteiger bone structure, an integral part in our infatuation formulation, is worn better by senior Schweini Tobias, (currently strutting his stuff as a forward for SSV Jahn Regensburg in the third tier of German football.)
The only way to deal with our confusion? Throw it out to the Kickette army, like a piece of meat to a pack of wild, hungry beasts who happen to have very good manicures.
Go on then, who’s hotter out of the Schweini boys? Tell us. But play nice, please.