June 13th, 2012

The Sizzle Query: We’re All Ears

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One topic that was thoroughly debated over drinks by the Kickette Seriousness Institute on Tuesday: players’ ears.

To summarise, do you notice and/or do you care?

While we¬†all want our ‘ballers to be perfect, is obsessing over their aural organs the silliest case of superficiality you’ve ever heard? Or does size and shape always weigh heavily on your discerning eyes, no matter what the body part is that they’re surveying?

Take your time and don’t rush to judgment on this one, Kickettes. We’ll be here, ready to talk OTT footballer objectification criteria whenever you are.

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5 Responses to “The Sizzle Query: We’re All Ears”

  1. jen says:

    i imagine the teeny bopper set would prob think jordan henderson is cute… tho, despite looking like a teen heartthrob, the kid swears like a sailor for seemingly the entire match, every match. i always notice this whenever the camera is on him and it always seems funny to me.

  2. bertaboo says:

    has anyone ever noticed how small gio dos santos' ears are? they're the tiniest ears i've ever seen!

  3. savannah says:

    As long as said ears are attached to a pretty face like Jordan's then no problem.

  4. Jayy says:

    Jordan *___________*

  5. blake2108 says:

    [shallowcomment] My point of focus is much further south than a player's ears to be honest. [/shallowcomment]