June 13th, 2012
The Sizzle Query: We’re All Ears
One topic that was thoroughly debated over drinks by the Kickette Seriousness Institute on Tuesday: players’ ears.
To summarise, do you notice and/or do you care?
While we all want our ‘ballers to be perfect, is obsessing over their aural organs the silliest case of superficiality you’ve ever heard? Or does size and shape always weigh heavily on your discerning eyes, no matter what the body part is that they’re surveying?
Take your time and don’t rush to judgment on this one, Kickettes. We’ll be here, ready to talk OTT footballer objectification criteria whenever you are.