October 7th, 2009
The Sizzle Query: What’s Your Deal Breaker?
We’re going to use Inter manager and quality silver fox Jose Mourinho as our case study for today’s Sizzle Query.
Here he is as usual, dapper and stylish, all swarthy and salt & pepper, with a bank balance to make your black AmEx sing daily through the halls of Selfridges.
Do all of these wonderful, happy-making qualities outweigh his hairy monkey knuckles? Regardless of the excellent dinner table banter, would you be unable to finish your caviar with extra vodka starter once you saw the hands?
In short: are these knuckles a deal breaker?
And if not, we’re curious to know what your deal breaker is? A hairy back? A grill of gold teeth? Bad breath? Miguel Torres could step to us and if he happened to have a pinky fingernail that was curiously grown an inch longer than the others, we’d be outtie. Just us?
Or, are you much less superficial, and would only cut off your dream ‘baller if he did something totally unforgivable, like moved to a rival club? Do tell.