September 29th, 2010
The Sizzle Query: Your One & Only Baller Boy
Yeah okay. So we could be accused of ‘leading the witnesses’. But heaven preserve us, look at him! Look! Image via donadabola
Contrary to popular myth, we at Kickette do not sit around the office all day thinking up new and interesting ways to torture you, our delightful readers. No, we sit around the office all day snarking, sneaking slurps from the brown paper wrapped bottles we keep in our desk drawers and occasionally penning the odd short-tent related missive.
However, today is a very slow news day and we are tired. So to facilitate power napping, we decided to unleash the biggie. The ‘hit you between the eyes’, no prevarication, ‘is that your final answer?’ most agonising, painful, controversial question we could muster. Just so we can sit back and watch you agonise for the rest of the day.
We’re nice like that.
Right. Brace yourselves. Assuming that your life depended on it, which single player would you choose to commit your undying love, lust and everything in between to, spend the rest of your life and loins with and remain faithful to as long as you both shall live? And, of course, why?
Now, while you reel from that, let’s be clear. You cannot have two players. No hybrids, photoshopped freakery, get out clauses, pleading or attempted bribery.** This is one player. Forevah.
So whether your jonesing for Gerard Pique, needling for Nando, bonkers for Borriello or lusting for Lampsy, make your case. We’re waiting to judge you all.
And you love it.
**Unless you have access to club changing rooms or the freebie cupboard at Vogue. In which case, call us. Now.