We're still too emo to LOL but... this sure came close to breaking the Beckspression we're under. 
Wayne Bridge and his partner Vanessa have “officially” split.
We say “officially” like that annoying person that uses finger quotes at the office Xmas party when describing his online hookup/relationship, because as most of us know, the pair haven’t been together for a little while.
Vanessa, a model originally from France, recently commented on the split, blaming external influences at City as the reason for the break. “Players and friends led him astray,” she said. “He was going out more than he should have.”
Vanessa then followed this up by stressing she was sure no one else was involved.
Interesting comment to add, but whatevs. It’s a slow news day so we’ll take it.
It’s always sad when a couple with a child splits up – they have a three-year-old son named Jaydon. But still, we’re quite sure Vanessa will land on her feet – especially after browsing through the photos on her website. Congratulations on your bottom, V.)
And Wayne? Well, the Manchester City Xmas party is this weekend… let’s just leave it at that.
I would just like to add that although Bridger may be no oil painting and his now ex-misses is arguably very attractive – don’t judge a book by its cover. Ugly personalities and intentions often lead to ugly proceedings in these circumstances……..