December 9th, 2010
The TTO: Manuel Neuer v Mario Gomez
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Well Kickettes, duty calls…again.
Just as it did the last time we had enough motivation to transform ourselves into thigh lexiconartists. We’ve been inspired, dear readers.
However. Let’s not get too far ahead of ourselves. Consider this Thursday Thigh-Off one more small step towards weekly repetition. But don’t hold it against us if we wobble like baby giraffes a few times here and there – we’re only human happy hour machines.
We’ve always known that the Bundesliga was a wealth of big and bulgy boy parts, and we look forward to hearing how the ladies (plus Blake!) feel about barely-there blonde leg hair and seriously sexy sinews.
Name: Mario Gomez
Rundown: 25 y/o; 6’2 1/2; striker; Previous TTO participant
Thigh Stats: stellar strains and finely-carved veins
Random: This isn’t the first time Mario’s been seen spreading ‘em.
Why You Should Vote: So you can say, “I’m with the band“. Also, he takes his clothes off, which always earns major points on this site.
Name: Manuel Neuer
Rundown: 24 y/o; 6’4 1/2; Goalkeeper; Previous Hottie who we Hunted during the WC
Thigh Stats: coarsely-coated thunderthighs
Random: We’d pay a hefty amount of sterling to see him and Marco Borriello in a YMCA-off; he’s the only footballer we’ve seen wear khaki well
Why You Should Vote: To rest your hungover heads on his puffy and pouty pillow lips.
[Image: Getty Images]
Who gets your vote?
The two !! Beautiful !! Mario Mario Marioooooooooooo !! Manu Manu Manuuuuuu!! I love !!
It has to be ………..MANU. NEUER.DUCKIE.FUTURE HUBBIE.
It has to be Manu. you don't show him enough love at Kickette!
Also, he was impressive against Gomez & co at Bayern!
wish he wouldn't have been too impressive at that match though -.-
Mario! First noticed him in the WC. Hot!
Neuer. Yes, I know, Mario's like a male model, but I guess that's the problem. I like them more modest and – frankly IMO, more talented. Manu any day.
manu
best looking guy in our league anyway ^^ aaaand he has the better body haha love goalies 
Manuel of course!!! He's BIG,strong, he has that cute inocent face awwwwwww I want him!!!
Neuer.
That's my favourite ever pic of him.I really wanted to reply when I saw this on the mobile site, but couldn't as my profile isn't on my phone.
He really is yummy, and his lips could kiss many a body part if he wishes. Love the fuzz on his thighs too
weird how this post popped up when i've just been appreciating the hotties in the bundesliga of late!
I really had no idea there were that many, I don't know his name but there's this one from Mainz that is pretty hot dayum! I'll have to go with mario on this one, all that prettiness, sigh…
Oh and go Blake! official mention!
with regards to the Mainz player… it has to be Lewis Holtby right?!
Oh my word, after much googling i'm not sure if the guy i'm referring to even plays for mainz lol
but holtby is a cutie though
oh well 1 more week of Bundesliga action left to find him
before winterbreak
lol I love that Blake2108 is so awesome that he gets an actual Kickette shoutout
Both boys are hot, but somehow I like Manuel better…maybe it's just because he's at Schalke…lol he's adorbs.
Sorry, Mario, but… Neuer.
Mario, no contest!!!!!!! Always inspiring sinful thoughts. I am sorry, but Manuel is just a mere lad in comparison to Herr Gomez.
Neuer. I always have a thing for the contrast of baby face/innocent expression vs hot body!
MARIO.
When it comes to thighs, Gomez is a clear winner, everytime. But there's something I love about Neuer, I think it's because he looks like Forrest Gump!
Forest Gump? WTF!? Too funny.
he reminds me of a young tom hanks!
omg! ur so right!
DUCKIE THIGHS. DUCKIE AND HIS OTHER DUCKIE (not talking bout the lips, try way south).
WHAT IS BREATHING.
While I agree that Mario is hot, you kind of expected hotness exuding off his pores.
Duckie however, is like that goody-goody altar boy who wears loose-fitting clothes yet you know that there's something hidden under there. So when he finally flashes his GOODIES, it becomes more precious and you cannot wait to savor every unadulterated yumminess… while you still can.
+ Duckie is so puritan, you know. We just got his TOPLESS picture (ONE PICTURE) this year, am I right?
i think there were more pics… but the one that made it round the wirls is of course the one with angie merkel ^^
GURL, SHARE!
actualy i can't find teh ones i was thinking of, but there's a vid lol sexy back ^^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9mPc_nnTp8 and i think in this one is a toples pic… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_gyCw8L4yA&NR…
http://www.gettyimages.de/detail/98021010/Bongart… lil tummy ^^
i vote manuel in honor of my friend who has fallen in love with him since his and his team's stellar performance at the world cup.
It has GOT TO BE Manuel. He is very hot. Plus, he's a giant man.
What's not to love???? You know, except for the fact that he plays for Schalke and my fav team is der große BVB.
Tresa, while I have to cast my vote for Mario, I’d say Kickette does indeed need to keep a watch on BVB for future TTO. Mats Hummels (!), Marcel Schmelzer, Nuri Sahin, Patrick Owomoyela, and the list goes on….was fuer ein schoener Kader. ;}
Mario.
Always.
Also, that black and white pic of him from last year….good GRACIOUS, he's like eyes-rolling-into-the-back-of-your-head-in-sheer-ecstasy delicious!
Mario just doesn't do it for me. Something about his face and his body doesn't click for me.
I have to cheer for him though; he's on both my club and my favorite NT.
Being at Schalke is the only downside to ducky.
Gotta be Mario. Manuel is okay – fine even, but he just doesn't quite do it for me. He looks a little off in his own world there, as though distracted. Mario seems to be intensely focused on that stretching. Don't want a man who's mind wanders!
Mario every time.
Manuel gets my vote!!!! His lips! His hotness, HIIIIMM!!! <3