December 9th, 2010
The TTO: Manuel Neuer v Mario Gomez
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Well Kickettes, duty calls…again.
Just as it did the last time we had enough motivation to transform ourselves into thigh lexiconartists. We’ve been inspired, dear readers.
However. Let’s not get too far ahead of ourselves. Consider this Thursday Thigh-Off one more small step towards weekly repetition. But don’t hold it against us if we wobble like baby giraffes a few times here and there – we’re only human happy hour machines.
We’ve always known that the Bundesliga was a wealth of big and bulgy boy parts, and we look forward to hearing how the ladies (plus Blake!) feel about barely-there blonde leg hair and seriously sexy sinews.
Name: Mario Gomez
Rundown: 25 y/o; 6’2 1/2; striker; Previous TTO participant
Thigh Stats: stellar strains and finely-carved veins
Random: This isn’t the first time Mario’s been seen spreading ‘em.
Why You Should Vote: So you can say, “I’m with the band“. Also, he takes his clothes off, which always earns major points on this site.
Name: Manuel Neuer
Rundown: 24 y/o; 6’4 1/2; Goalkeeper; Previous Hottie who we Hunted during the WC
Thigh Stats: coarsely-coated thunderthighs
Random: We’d pay a hefty amount of sterling to see him and Marco Borriello in a YMCA-off; he’s the only footballer we’ve seen wear khaki well
Why You Should Vote: To rest your hungover heads on his puffy and pouty pillow lips.
[Image: Getty Images]
Who gets your vote?