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There’s hella thigh talent within the Bundesliga: Luca Toni & Mario Gomez are two fine examples. For this week’s Thursday Thigh Off, we’re featuring a team you might not be able to locate on a map but will want to anyway.
Borussia Dortmund.
No clue. But damn it, we’re up for this.
Our TTO meat market participants for today are hair chameleon Neven Subotic and the German Mickey Blue Eyes Sebastian Kehl.
Name: Sebastian Kehl
Rundown: 29 y/o; 6’2; midfielder; Public German crier
Thigh Stats: lean, mean, keen. Plus other suggestive words that rhyme;
Random: Play the “try and spot Sebastian in the manpile” game.
Why You Should Vote: Aside from his stellar strains, he is known to experience wardrobe malfunctions on an epic level. NSFW images.
Name: Neven Subotic
Rundown: 20 y/o; 6′4; defender
Thigh Stats: chiseled, well-honed, welcoming, inviting.
Random: Grew up in Bradenton, Florida and rumoured to be on the radar of Arsenal, Chelsea and Man City during the last transfer window.
Why You Should Vote: His cornrow experimentation is the Gen Y response to Rio Ferdinand’s former plaited look.
Who gets your vote for thigh victory this week?
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Our winner from last fortnight’s Tottenham TTO: Niko Kranjcar by a leg hair….!
Kehl for this, no doubt about that