October 1st, 2009

The TTO: Neven Subotic v Sebastian Kehl

Dortmund Boys

There’s hella thigh talent within the Bundesliga: Luca Toni & Mario Gomez are two fine examples. For this week’s Thursday Thigh Off, we’re featuring a team you might not be able to locate on a map but will want to anyway.

Borussia Dortmund.

No clue. But damn it, we’re up for this.

Our TTO meat market participants for today are hair chameleon Neven Subotic and the German Mickey Blue Eyes Sebastian Kehl.

Name: Sebastian Kehl
Rundown: 29 y/o; 6’2; midfielder; Public German crier
Thigh Stats: lean, mean, keen. Plus other suggestive words that rhyme;
Random: Play the “try and spot Sebastian in the manpile” game.
Why You Should Vote: Aside from his stellar strains, he is known to experience wardrobe malfunctions on an epic level. NSFW images.

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Name: Neven Subotic
Rundown: 20 y/o; 6’4; defender
Thigh Stats: chiseled, well-honed, welcoming, inviting.
Random: Grew up in Bradenton, Florida and rumoured to be on the radar of Arsenal, Chelsea and Man City during the last transfer window.
Why You Should Vote: His cornrow experimentation is the Gen Y response to Rio Ferdinand’s former plaited look.

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Who gets your vote for thigh victory this week?

Our winner from last fortnight’s Tottenham TTO: Niko Kranjcar by a leg hair….!

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25 Responses to “The TTO: Neven Subotic v Sebastian Kehl”

  1. Lynx says:

    Kehl for this, no doubt about that :)

  2. Fer_Lahm says:

    Sebastian Kehl

  3. Zatil says:

    Neven wins this. =)

  4. Kile says:

    Sebastian, I think I'm in love.

  5. Sebastian Kehl wins this one.

  6. FootballerChick43-&q says:

    Sebastian Kehl. Definately.

  7. Julia says:

    Basti is seriously fine, but Neven… he, too, has got some serious potential.

  8. Anna(Frau Neuer) says:


  9. HiL says:

    Kehli! :D

  10. Dee13 says:

    oooo dortmund TTO, niiiiiiiice… ;D
    yeah i’m going to have to go with my boy kehli…

  11. justlikexabi says:

    my baby Neven needs some love ladies..

  12. aristeia says:

    I looked at all the pics like 3 times (soooo difficult for me) and I'm going w/ Subotic. But it was damn close.

  13. Liz (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    Kehl, definitely.

  14. Sebastian Kehl wins this one.

    And I don't really want to complain, but when do we get to hear about the winner of the other TTOs?

  15. Daniela says:

    definitely going for Kehl.

    lovelovelovelove him.

  16. Boo says:

    Sebastian for sure! long time no see.

  17. shay says:

    Kehl all the way.

  18. Paxy says:


  19. goalkeeperette says:

    Tsk tsk tsk Ladies, this is the Thursday Thigh-Off and not the Thursday Thigh and Willy-Off….shoving all images of Sebastian’s family jewels hanging out aside and focussing only on the thighs, my vote goes to Neven.
    (which is kinda hard b/c Kehli was one of my first football crushes, d’awww)

  20. justlikexabi says:

    this is the toughest TTO for me!!!!!!!!

    I love them both, but sooooorry Kehl, I'll go with Neven.

    cos Neven is a centerback.

  21. Amyy says:

    It has to be Sebastian Kehl :)

    I Mean look at the last picture!!

  22. 100&prokringe says:

    kehly all the way :) ))

  23. GermanGirl* says:

    FYI Dortmund is in the west of Germany. And not such a small city..

    and even though I prefer the Spanish guys, those of the Bundesliga are not bad! Look at Mladen Petric! oh damn.. he's not German ;)

  24. Mariam says:

    sebastian. just for his wardrobe malfunction. oh but he has nice thighs too!! i just can’t get over the…. pictures