November 4th, 2010
The TTO: Steven Gerrard v Didier Drogba v Mario Gomez
Image via Getty/Zimbio
Don’t get too excited, Kickettes – we are far too lazy and unorganized to bring the Thursday Thigh Off back in any regular capacity. But we felt these photos warranted a little special attention.
Let us explain: in our (admittedly mental) world, we’re equating these completely random, candid thigh poses with the sexual prowess of the footballers in possession. We don’t need to work through sophisticated science speak about muscles and sinew; we’re far beneath that.
For example, above, Liverpool’s Steven Gerrard is obviously the type to take his job seriously. He doesn’t want to pull something and put himself out of game early, so to speak. He takes his time to limber up and ensure maximum flexibility.
Let’s check out the other options for your voting and objectification pleasure:
Image via Getty/Daylife
Chelsea’s Didier Drogba isn’t one to rush things. Oh no, he likes to take his time, working a smooth, suave (to him, at least) dance of seduction to woo you and your loins into a hypnotic state. Will you fall for his siren song of quads and hammies?
And then, there’s Bayern’s always delicious Mario Gomez. He fell for the old “there’s no alcohol in this juice punch, honest. We swear, now drink up.” trick. Either that, or he gets “overwhelmed” by certain situations quicker than one might like. Ahem.
Okay – so, now you’ve had a chance to check out the impressive and inspirational thigh power on offer. Do tell: who gets your vote today?
Oooof, Stevie is hot!! mmm….
it has to be Stevie G
stevie g! you win! because i am a female and you have amazing thighs.
mario gomez is hot too, but stevie g takes the cake
drogba, not so much for me
Stevie G all the way . A hat-trick during the week does it for me !
Okay, so objectively I realize how gorgeous Mario Gomez is, and his recent ability to churn out hat tricks is quite amazing, but I just.don't.care. Can't explain it, it's just one of those things. Drogba, otoh, is simply gorgeous, and a wonderful player. His face & head are works of art, and the rest ain't bad either. But Stevie G?? Holds my heart. I think he's handsome, well-built, and a GREAT captain. Can't say his thighs are better than the rest, I just like HIM better overall. XD
how is boca not a contender for this? seriously?
I don't find Stevie G that hot but on the pitch he is a legend. What he did last night for Liverpool was amazing. OMG!!! Stevie I love you!!!
my imagination runneth over.
Stevie. Always Stevie.
I don't really find any of their thighs attractive; I'm saddened by that.
Mario, hands down. What those thighs make me want to do is not at all appropriate to post.
The best thighs in football belong to none of the above, though Steven is cute and Drogba is awesome.
Best legs in the world? Steven Gerrard. No contest.
Stevie, always Stevie! Especially after that performance at Anfield tonight!
Mario Gomez.. wow. I do love the Germans… but it's gotta be Stevie G.
Sexy Mario !!!!! though Gerrard's thigh position stiffles much thought.
Stevie, is my God.
He scored that hat trick today against Napoli and I will forever be amazed by Captain Fantastic.
YNWA!
I can't decide so I'm thinking 4-way…
Where would we be without those thighs? A gift to 'pool fans everywhere, they are!
No contest at all. SG all the way.
Steven G is nice and all but MARIO GOMEZ! You German stallion!! WANT!!!
Jesus christ Summer and I thought I loved Stevie G. Woah there. Anyhoo. Stevie G wins hands down. But Michael Owen does, and will alsways have the best legs in football!
How is Stevie not winning this? Honestly. I mean LOOK at that stretching DAMN! The things I'm imagining are still illegal in certain parts of America…
UPDATE: And he scored a hat trick tonight! Oh Steven George Gerrard I know you're taken and no disrespect to the wifey but I just so want to have your babies.
lol gin! well done stevie g on the hat trick…but you are talking about having my fav wag's hubby's bubbas…not cool. lol
Haha, oh no! Sorry my dear. And sorry Alex! I'd say the only baller whose bubbas I really want to have are Sergio's, but somehow I don't think that'll make you feel any better…
O.O I want to lick Stevie G's leg from the back of his knee up the lovely definition of his thighs…and then sink my teeth into that juicy behind ^_~
Going for Mario. Jawohl!
mario won for me…that might be because drogba's fine behind made me forget to look at the thighs
hello TTO, it's been a while.
and it comes back with Stevie G!
although that's really a good angle on Mario's thighs too.
Steven George Gerrard is one of the most important people in my life, I haven't words to describe my feelings for him, or maybe I have it… He' s so important and special, he's taught me to believe in dreams, that in the world, in your life impossible is nothing, that the things sometimes are not like you could think, that in the life things could change, that in the life your are never alone, because in the life you will never walk alone. In a life there are some difficult moments , some moments in which you can weep some tears, moments in which you feel alone, you feel alone against the world, moments in which you could lose the hope…But are in this moments that you find your passions, your love, your dreams, because the desire to fly is stronger than the desire to remain on earth. He so important for me, and few person can completely understand this feeling for Stevie. HE'S THE HALF OF MY SOUL, of my heart, of my dream. We share the same passions, especially the love for Liverpool, and is because of him that I fell in love with Liverpool some years ago, and I will thank him for all my life. I chose Stevie for a million reason, for million tears that I wept for him, for the million kisses that he has stolen, for the time that he has stolen from my day, for all the times that I've forgive him, for the sweet words that he I had said. Stevie is the king of my secrets, Stevie is Stevie and I will always adore and love him and my feelings for me will remain UNBREAKABLE forever. Another person like Steven do not exist, because Steven Gerrard is simply Steven Gerrard indescribable with words but only through the heart.
si parlava di belle gambe…ma bel discorso comunque… : )
Grazie, lo so, ma quando si parla di Stevie perdo sempre il senso del discorso e mi sposto su quelle che sono le emozioni per cui vivo…Discorso che comunque l'inglese come al solito sminuisce e che in italiano ha tutto un altro sapore anche se il senso è più o meno lo stesso in italiano è più profondo.
are you fernando torres in disguise.???
LMAO!
Possible…
Am I the only one who doesn't get what all the fuss is about when it comes to Stevie G?
i'm right there with you kitty
jep, me too…
love me some Gomez, though…
he – is – hawt. even when he looks like he's about to pas out.
I guess it has something to do with him being charismatic and Liverpool's captain. Also with his bromance with Xabi and his wrinkles and his skills and his charm and his thighs……
BTW Stevie just scored a hat trick. Go, Liverpool!
He doesn't do it for me, but on Kickette there is something for everyone.
has to be Stevie…just look at the definition in his legs!!!
OMG I am crying with laughter reading this. poor mario! ladies, even by kickette's usual sky-high standards, you have excelled yourselves.
*standing ovation*
oh, and, Stevie G obviously. yum.
Stevie G has the nicest hairiest legs in football. (although Joe Hart is right behind)
Would love them wrapped around me.
Think that answers the question…
Spoken like a true champion.
While I absolutely love Stevie, I cannot deny that Didier Drogba is a magnificent beast with thighs that could crack my head like a coconut. Didi it is, then. Even if he does play for Chelsea.
Captain Fantastic! He's above competition.
holy frick, mario all the wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *_*
Sorry, Kickette. I will get too excited.
THE TTO IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is the best Thursday that I have had since it was taken away so cruelly!!!!!!!
As always, I'm voting Stevie.
now if you had correctly read the post you would have realized that the THURSDAY THIGH OFF IS NOT COMING BACK due to the fact that the kickette staff are "too lazy and unorganized to bring the Thursday Thigh Off back in any regular capacity" -_____- i say get yoourr fooootballl obseesseeed buttts in gearrr kickette and bring us our TTO!!!!!!! but thats jut me
It would have been pretty lazy for me to read the first half of the first sentence of the post but not the second half…. I was just celebrating that it is back now.
Sorry – there's no contest! Stevie all the way!
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