November 4th, 2010
The TTO: Steven Gerrard v Didier Drogba v Mario Gomez
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Image via Getty/Zimbio
Don’t get too excited, Kickettes – we are far too lazy and unorganized to bring the Thursday Thigh Off back in any regular capacity. But we felt these photos warranted a little special attention.
Let us explain: in our (admittedly mental) world, we’re equating these completely random, candid thigh poses with the sexual prowess of the footballers in possession. We don’t need to work through sophisticated science speak about muscles and sinew; we’re far beneath that.
For example, above, Liverpool’s Steven Gerrard is obviously the type to take his job seriously. He doesn’t want to pull something and put himself out of game early, so to speak. He takes his time to limber up and ensure maximum flexibility.
Let’s check out the other options for your voting and objectification pleasure:
Image via Getty/Daylife
Chelsea’s Didier Drogba isn’t one to rush things. Oh no, he likes to take his time, working a smooth, suave (to him, at least) dance of seduction to woo you and your loins into a hypnotic state. Will you fall for his siren song of quads and hammies?
And then, there’s Bayern’s always delicious Mario Gomez. He fell for the old “there’s no alcohol in this juice punch, honest. We swear, now drink up.” trick. Either that, or he gets “overwhelmed” by certain situations quicker than one might like. Ahem.
Okay – so, now you’ve had a chance to check out the impressive and inspirational thigh power on offer. Do tell: who gets your vote today?