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dayummm he is looking good
He looks a little like he might be conducting an entire philharmonic and is worn out with the effort.
Also, how is it possible that he manages to make an all-red+striped kit, finished off with little gloves for heaven's sake, look so hot?
I have no idea who it's possible. But somehow it is!
Girls, I'm not sure you have interpreted his facial expression correctly. I think it is mild ecatasy – he is concentrating on how fantastic his stiffy feels.
God Bless tuesday!! oh la! i want it in my mouth!!!
I'm reevaluating his WAG's qualifications. DAMN.
Hot.
Exactly.
SCHWEINFELD: I can't help it! It has a mind of its own. Cold. Hot. It doesn't matter.
ELAINE: You mean it DOESN'T shrink? There's NO shrinkage? Ever?
His facial expression alone is proof that men have no control over their hard-ons.
Exactly! His face says one thing; his shorts, quite something else! XDD
Did someone at Kickette Photoshop that picture?! I love Bastian Schweinsteiger!!
It's either freezing cold or he's just spotter Mario Gomez on the other side of the pitch and quickly shut his eyes praying that he doesn't get a boner
The latter seems more likely…
His prayers are obviously going unheard!
Very amusing pic – the top half of Basti & the bottom half seem to be in two separate worlds.
If I was playing against Bayern and I saw Gomez on the pitch I'd run over like 'Hi, I'm Alex, I play for ——-, but you already know that, because we're playing a match right now! Bye!' Then run back to my position blushing or something stupid like that!
How delightful.
Cue extremely dirty thoughts of Schweini