July 10th, 2012
The Tuesday Torso: Carlos Bocanegra
Images: ESPN.
Thoughts on this particular Tuesday Torso, Kickettes:
1. We sincerely hope ESPN The Magazine’s Body Issue never stops doing what it does.
2. Why oh why did these pictures have to come to an end?
3. According to our belief system, this is a ticket straight to the top of the Finest Five. We’re currently in crisis talks to determine the best course of action.
I suddenly think that mud is particularly appealing…..I wanna lick it off!!!
My God he's too gorgeous and has a manly thing that just melt me…
Carlos seems to need a bath. I will be glad to assist with that.
O Captain! My Captain!
well god bless america……………..
Carlos has been a busy boy since the end of the SPL season. Naked pics and celebrity softball games. Too busy however to take care of his football future. All his Rangers team mates are leaving to sign elsewhere while Rangers sink. Carlos is going to arrive and play for either a second division Scottish team or a fourth division team. Way to watch out for the career Carlos. Nobody picks a 2nd or 4th division player for the world cup
Really, because all I keep hearing is that he's likely to move to MLS
Oh wow!
Did you hop on your girlfriend's computer and get jealous? Why are we talking about soccer? I thought Kickette was reserved for talking about hot bodies and booze.
It is. Thank you for the reminder : P
I have never been one to notice Carlos Bocanegra before, but after these pics I just have to say "Um, hell-o!!"
Oh MY Captain!
Whomever that lady is that puts the mud on him? We salute you.
And the award for best naked body covered in mud goes to…….drumroll please……Tim Howard!!
I joke. Seriously, Carlos baby you're giving me palpitations. Oh my.
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=8147223 Video!
Bless you Brittany. Bless you.
Oh my dear God…(a giant thud as I hit the floor)
I suddenly think that mud is particularly appealing…..I wanna lick it off!!!
Excellent work there!
Have to say I think US Soccer (men's and women's) brings the A-game to the Body Issue, Howard, Solo, Boca…
…Wambach
I support and share your thoughts expressed above. Finest five indeed. wow.
Why isn’t this mag worldwide? I haven’t seen it in S.A and that sucks! But bless u Kickette for making me aware that such glorious things exist!!
Boca baby, I see u!
Duhhhhhhhhhhhh………………..(drool)
(only comprehensive thought I can put together right now.)
Oh sweet baby Jesus!
I take GREAT pride in being the person who introduced Los to Kickette… it was a glorious day for us all…
and you're welcome
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
oh how i wish i could lick that off of him (im pretending that's chocolate btw).
ME TOO!!
Two more shots here: http://espn.go.com/espn/photos/gallery/_/id/81366…
You're an Angel. I only wish there were more pictures of the real Captain America.
I approve. And I´d like to add well done sir, well done.
Please tell that's chocolate he's covered in!!
I love that magazines feel the need to dirty him and his USMNT colleagues up for photo shoots. Conjures up all sorts of thoughts about how I might need to help clean them off. Just lovely. Though b&w may have been a better touch…
Oh Captain America, you never disappoint!
ESPN Body issue out? totally worth putting pants on & running to the mailbox for!
It's out in the US on July 13th. Had it marked on my calendar for awhile
Bravo….Bravo
The other two pics are just wow…WOW!
http://espn.go.com/espn/photos/gallery/_/id/8136693/image/2/carlos-bocanegra-2012-body-issue-bodies-want-espn-magazine
Oh holy hell. Captain America in all his naked dirty goodness. I’m done for the day now