July 10th, 2012

The Tuesday Torso: Carlos Bocanegra

boca muffin burger naked in espy the magazine

Images: ESPN.

Thoughts on this particular Tuesday Torso, Kickettes:

1. We sincerely hope ESPN The Magazine’s Body Issue never stops doing what it does.

2. Why oh why did these pictures have to come to an end?

3. According to our belief system, this is a ticket straight to the top of the Finest Five. We’re currently in crisis talks to determine the best course of action.

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39 Responses to “The Tuesday Torso: Carlos Bocanegra”

  1. I suddenly think that mud is particularly appealing…..I wanna lick it off!!!

  2. Nayet21 says:

    My God he's too gorgeous and has a manly thing that just melt me… ;)

  3. Yanks4ever says:

    Carlos seems to need a bath. I will be glad to assist with that.

  4. AnnehyphenMarie says:

    O Captain! My Captain!

  5. camille says:

    well god bless america……………..

  6. mack says:

    Carlos has been a busy boy since the end of the SPL season. Naked pics and celebrity softball games. Too busy however to take care of his football future. All his Rangers team mates are leaving to sign elsewhere while Rangers sink. Carlos is going to arrive and play for either a second division Scottish team or a fourth division team. Way to watch out for the career Carlos. Nobody picks a 2nd or 4th division player for the world cup

  7. chay says:

    I have never been one to notice Carlos Bocanegra before, but after these pics I just have to say "Um, hell-o!!"

  8. Gillian says:

    Oh MY Captain!

  9. Kay20 says:

    Whomever that lady is that puts the mud on him? We salute you.

  10. IrishBlue says:

    And the award for best naked body covered in mud goes to…….drumroll please……Tim Howard!!

    I joke. Seriously, Carlos baby you're giving me palpitations. Oh my.

  11. bri_saldana says:

    I suddenly think that mud is particularly appealing…..I wanna lick it off!!!

  12. Holly says:

    Excellent work there!

    Have to say I think US Soccer (men's and women's) brings the A-game to the Body Issue, Howard, Solo, Boca…

  13. ddd says:

    I support and share your thoughts expressed above. Finest five indeed. wow.

  14. Charlie Gooner says:

    Why isn’t this mag worldwide? I haven’t seen it in S.A and that sucks! But bless u Kickette for making me aware that such glorious things exist!!
    Boca baby, I see u! ;-)

  15. amber says:


    (only comprehensive thought I can put together right now.)

  16. Sara P says:

    Oh sweet baby Jesus!

  17. TAMMYV says:

    I take GREAT pride in being the person who introduced Los to Kickette… it was a glorious day for us all…

    and you're welcome :)

  18. PepaCandela says:

    U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

  19. tessa says:

    oh how i wish i could lick that off of him (im pretending that's chocolate btw).

    • Janet says:

      You're an Angel. I only wish there were more pictures of the real Captain America.

  20. gin_in_teacups says:

    I approve. And I´d like to add well done sir, well done.

  21. Carolina says:

    Please tell that's chocolate he's covered in!!

  22. April says:

    I love that magazines feel the need to dirty him and his USMNT colleagues up for photo shoots. Conjures up all sorts of thoughts about how I might need to help clean them off. Just lovely. Though b&w may have been a better touch…

  23. Nahe says:

    Oh Captain America, you never disappoint!

  24. JGG says:

    ESPN Body issue out? totally worth putting pants on & running to the mailbox for!

  25. Jen says:


  26. senora ramos says:

    Oh holy hell. Captain America in all his naked dirty goodness. I’m done for the day now