August 24th, 2010

The Tuesday Torso: Chris Pontius, D.C. United

DC United

It’s not new, but damn it, it will do. We’ve been all over Mr. Pontius since he joined the ranks of D.C. United, and this photo is an example of one (of 5) reasons why we like him so much. We’re counting based off his six-pack, natch. Thanks L!

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18 Responses to “The Tuesday Torso: Chris Pontius, D.C. United”

  1. SoccerDuckie says:

    Yummmmmmm…. Nice pic!!!

  2. lulu says:

    Still waiting for photos of chamakh, cesc and vela with their shirts off at end of Arsenal vs Blackpool. I also believe they may have hugged. Shirtless. Kickette staffers, get to work.

  3. Jessie says:

    he's pretty fit

  4. Lisa says:

    Hello Forbidden Footie Lust! As a Red Bull-ette, I totally secretly check out DCU stats for Pontius.

    KicketteAdmin, thanks again for recognizing MLS.

    • Lisa says:

      Wait, is this a recent photo? Did he get a haircut? Pontius, first, get well soon love. Next, you look good in longer-ish hair. Can someone like that pick from Black Finn?

      And, good luck with the new coach:)

  5. RedAne says:

    Oh wow! Me likes him!!! A lot!!

  6. judit_ says:

    yummmmmmyyyy * :D

  7. sarrible says:

    Unf. I want to tattoo my name right on that dip on his right hip. And then lick it.

  8. Miss Estonia says:

    Maybe I should start going to more matches! :O

  9. JV says:

    Just when I thought there was no good reason to watch DC United… very hot.

  10. lemonstarbursts says:

    You're welcome but credit for that pic really should go to @melly2508 even though it links to my twitpic account. I was sitting next to her when she took that pic :) She does great work, huh?

  11. Corli says:

    Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! for noticing the hottness this is Chris Pontius. He makes me very proud to be a DC United fan, even though their season isn't going to well. Love him :)

  12. tammyv says:

    Oh Young Christopher, I adore you so… now score damn it

  13. Missy Manchester says:

    From this angle, he sorta kinda looks like Frank Lampard.

  14. Gigi6982 says:

    This just made my lunch break at work so much tastier…YUMMM!! (Please play in Connecticut soon!!)