October 5th, 2010

The Tuesday Torso: Ezequiel Lavezzi, Napoli

Excuse us. Somehow, this battered but beautiful lump of man has eluded our sophisticated tracking system up to now. No longer, Eze, no longer. Set the weapons to ‘stun’, Kickettes. We’re going in. (Reuters/Daylife) Thanks A!

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28 Responses to “The Tuesday Torso: Ezequiel Lavezzi, Napoli”

  1. luli says:

    wuau papito te parto al medio jajaja

  2. @damesuzy says:

    I thought he was one of the hotties raised in Napoli too (Cannavaro, Borriello, the guy I met in Ibiza), but then I saw him in an Argentine jersey. A mere 25, he is all man. And kudos on the haircut too (when it's dry of course). Are you girls seriously going to rant about the gun tattoo? Obviously, it's pointing to his MVP and the rosary is chasing after to save his soul.

  3. Amandinha says:

    Oh, come on guys… I´m getting tired of my comments being deleted or not being approved.. It wasn´t even inappropriate this time.. I only said I´d like to play russian roulette with that gun… come ooon! Who wouldn´t?

  4. rosso says:

    Sorry but that gun tattoo is all kinds of dumb, not coz it's a gun but coz it's incomplete! Imagine him with no clothes on (tough but you can manage I'm sure ;) ) & he has half a gun on his hip, it just stops once you get past pants/trouser/belt level. He should have had a whole gun tattooed there, the way it is now he has to keep pants or trousers on or something so it doesn't look stupid & half done. Meh, then again I wouldn't have had a gun tattooed on me anyway…

  5. oh my, if i was to see this man out on the street i would forget my manners any yell out "mmmmm cut me up a piece of that"

  6. Amandinha says:

    I wanna play some russian roulette with that gun

  7. shay says:

    No doubt he's hot, and apprently drinks heavily whenever near tattoo parlors.

  8. Pique_Xavi says:

    The tattoos distract away from the fiiiiiiine body but the first thing I noticed was that wicked devilish smile of his. Almost saying…. "yeah Kickette take a goooood look at this, you know you like it"

  9. aps says:

    This is one SEXY man and I love the tattoos. Especially the ones on the torso and the gun pointing…hmmm. Wouldn't mind getting shot by that.

  10. Jen says:

    lavezzi always reminds me of my other boyfriend, daniele de rossi. such a beautiful man, such horrific taste in tattoos. that thing on his shoulder (not visible in this picture)? what is that? and the gun, no thanks. someone keep him away from the tattoo parlor please.

    • DeeRoma says:

      DDR's tattoos of late are like the ink blot test of my imagination. And I say this with love. I truly do.

    • littlegirl says:

      i can't remember de rossi's tatoos, but i'm completely agree with you…

  11. Missy Manchester says:

    Kickette…I think he just blessed your naughty thoughts.

  12. @aristeia says:

    Well, I thank Liz who found the pic… which is now permanently burned in my mind. I may waste away and die, b/c I can't stop staring. Good grief, El Pocho… what you do to me.

  13. DeeRoma says:

    I just have three comments:
    1. Couldn't you guys just have let Roma win????? [Sorry had to]
    2. Rosary beads above the gun? I have to know why.
    3. UNF. There. I said it. *hopes Tina skips looking at Kickette today because I know I'll hear it*

  14. Emme says:

    god, those tats are hot! The pistol is my favorite one & snaps to him for removing his kit post-match! more, please

  15. Alessandra says:

    unnnnnnnnnnnnnf, forget coffee; i'm definitely awake now.

  16. Taskeen says:

    I was never really much of a tattoo fan until some of these ballers came along.. the gun, oh hells yes.

  17. Jo_ says:

    No clue about him or his game but he is fiiiine.

  18. tracy765 says:

    His pointing hand intrigues me…"haters to the left?" Or (more likely) "pick a number and form a line, ladeez."

  19. @AgnesWonka says:

    Ezequiel, you make scars look sexy!

  20. Maria V says:

    Hello!
    Er… he's got a gun pointing… there!
    Well… it did get my attention :D

  21. Rossanera says:

    VIVA NAPOLI !!! (That's where we're from , lol). And I have long known how GORGEOUS our men tend to be … thanks for sharing it with the rest of the world, Kickette.

  22. BarceLisa says:

    In Napoli where love is King
    When boy meets girl
    Here's what they say…