April 5th, 2011
The Tuesday Torso: Juan Agudelo, USMNT
One thing we’ll miss from the boredom bash that was last week’s International break: the US Men’s national team. Obvi we’ve been feelin’ on American boys as of late, and J.A.’s torso is a welcome addition to our newly-founded Star Spangled Stomachs Appreciation Club (although next time, Juan, square your shoulders for the camera so we can observe your full abdominal monty). Image: Andy Lyons/Getty Images North America.
Ah yes, Juan Agudelo. He's the kind of baby hottie where anyone under 25 wants to boff his brains out, anyone over 40 wants to feed him milk and cookies and everyone in between kinda has both impulses at the same time. Ya gotta love it. No matter how you feel about his bod, ya gotta love his cap to goal ratio
Again, loving the coverage of the USMNT, as they are the best looking national team around. So diverse: there's one for everybody!
If only we could see it from the front……..
Juan is such a baby! I feel wrong perving on him. Hell, I kind of feel wrong perving on Michael Bradley. I have to stick with the back line; they're all my age or a little older, thank San Iker.
I feel bad too, and I'm only a year and 1/2 older than him. he just looks so young. and NEVER feel bad about "perving" on Michael Bradley. The man is gorgeous, even more so when he had hair.
MB with hair is hot. But give Jan a year or two and no one can feel TOO guilty. That is one fine stomach! But I'm loving all the USMNT love lately
I couldn't have said it any better. I hope he grows his hair back.
Haha, give it a year or so. The US back line is going to be all young guys soon when Lichaj, Chandler, and Ream move in and Cherundolo, DeMerit, Gooch, and Boca age out.
I dread that day. DREAD IT.
Yay for another USMNT torso to admire! I think it's high time that one of these guys (i.e. BOCAMUFFIN) make their way to the Finest Five.
yes! totally needs to happen; he and yoann should mount a campaign together. though, I personally have always refrained from using the term bocamuffin. it makes me think of boca burgers. which are gross. and carlos most certainly is not