May 25th, 2010

The Tuesday Torso: Oguchi Onyewu For GQ Magazine

The glasses say, “I’m sensitive enough to discuss Proust…”; the cheese-grater abs say “…from the bedroom.” Images copyright Ben Watts/GQ for use on Kickette.com

Not familiar with USMNT player Oguchi Onyewu? That’s simply unacceptable. As you can see, his abs require immediate and urgent appreciation. Also in need of appreciation: the Milan defender’s willingness to strip off in the name of “art”. Remember this? Someone put this man on a dollar bill, he’s an American hero.

The fantabulous and oh-so-generous lads at GQ US have provided us with a few choice HQ images of Gooch at his best: greased up, fully flexed and with a football. (Without the football, it would just be unladylike for us to gawk so. The sports element makes it entirely appropriate for us to click, zoom and repeat. Or something like that, hard to say, our contact lenses disintegrated when we saw the photos and we now have an mmm-migraine.)

Check out the June issue of GQ for more. But before you race to the newsstand, click here to check out the full slide show and to check out an exclusive Landon Donovan Q&A. FYI, Gooch’s photoshoot took place at the coolbeans MILK Studios in NYC last February.

Side note: With photo shoots like this, it’s obvious that the USA isn’t messing around with their World Cup chances. Everyone knows skin = win. Over to you England.

Link: What’s Good For The Gooch

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10 Responses to “The Tuesday Torso: Oguchi Onyewu For GQ Magazine”

  1. Ana;) says:

    O…..Guchi! May I say? Nice bod' :)

  2. Homeskillet17 says:

    *clears throats* *dies* ah this man… *swoons*

  3. Johanna says:

    Glad he's back on the team after so many injuries.

  4. senora ramos says:

    gooch! i love you! i tried looking for the mag, but it was out. thank you kickette for pushing a little yank love! i hope you're more fit for the wc than tonight love!!!

  5. D0li says:

    I like the pictures!

  6. Erin says:

    WOW

  7. TristaJade says:

    Love my US boys and love Gooch!! :D Bring on World Cup, baby!!!

  8. TammyV says:

    I bought this issue today and their 6 page spread on the Cup is great. The Gooch pics are fantastic as well

  9. Liz says:

    Daaaaaaaaayum

  10. Hmmm. I like the pictures where he's clothed the best. That's strange and so unlike me.