Looking good, Guti! We hope your new girlfriend, Paula, appreciates you and your inimitable fashion sense. We’re going to ignore the reality that you’re probably about to hork or blow something gross onto the pitch. Denial ain’t just a river, etc.
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23 Responses to “The Tuesday Torso: Real Madrid’s Guti”
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Oh, yum. I love this man, do you know that? You do. *pulls on Guti Haz shirt for comfort* Thanks for putting this on here, such anatomical wonders make a stressful life a happier place to be! *hugs*
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GUTI!!!! I love some Guti in the morning, some Guti in the afternoon and Guti all night long! GUTI wins at life!
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doesn’t he have a full sleeve tattoo now though?
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Yes
This is an older photo…-
alas, same sitch with Beckham and Ibra…he should’ve stopped at the 60% inked point.
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loving all the rawness, but exactly what Ms. Kickette said- trying to ignore that he is about to blow something on the pitch
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Guti… it’s really nice you showed us some of your Guti-ness;) rawr
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My God. I love Guti so much.
Now only if he would stop getting the same haircut as me…
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god my old man!!!!!!! he still has it now doesn’t he? (don’t answer that mean guti haters) thanks a bunch kickette i needed that after i went all crazy on the realization that bendtner and ‘it’ were in a relationship *shudder*
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I also want stars tatooed around my elboes. But i don’t think it will look as cool on me…
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I loooooove him, he is so funny. Such a character!
The world would be boring, if there wasn’t any colorful people!However, I don’t understand something. He is Spanish, but has blue eyes and blond hair… (the hair is most likely dyed, but i think the natural color is lighter than that of latinos.) Maybe he is part viking
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He’s naturally blonde but of course his natural shade is more brownish.
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Right, thanks
Still wondering, how it went down, he ended up looking like a viking.
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…too bad he likes to flick off fans and insult his coach.
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Good lord i’m almost thought that was Nando
shame
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Same here. I got super excited for a moment. Then reality came crashing down and I realized it wasn’t my Nando baby
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firstly guti is not that bad
and secondly torres is waaaaaaaaay hotter than guti. that was a bad mistake to make, but….. i guess it happens to the best of us-
No I’m not saying Guti is bad because he’s not. And yes Nando is waaay hotter. I just saw a flash of dyed blond hair and thought it was him.
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soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot
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There isn’t really something attractive about him, is there?
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Merel, I don’t know if you were sarcastic but I honestly don’t find him attractive at all:P
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Yeah, he doesn nothing for me.
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