August 10th, 2010
The Tuesday Torso: Santino Quaranta, D.C. United
D. C. United aren’t messing about, Kickettes. Our declaration that the New York Redbulls were the hottest team in the MLS obviously went down like a lead balloon filled with unattractive, poor people.
Santino Quaranta is not taking this lying down. (Well, if he is taking it lying down, he’s doing situps at the same time.) This photo was snapped during a photo shoot for Farinelli’s, and we likey. We likey very much.
Added bonus: the ever-sexy Chris Pontius doing his best Zoolander.
Well played, D.C. Well played.