August 10th, 2010

The Tuesday Torso: Santino Quaranta, D.C. United

D. C. United aren’t messing about, Kickettes. Our declaration that the New York Redbulls were the hottest team in the MLS obviously went down like a lead balloon filled with unattractive, poor people.

Santino Quaranta is not taking this lying down. (Well, if he is taking it lying down, he’s doing situps at the same time.) This photo was snapped during a photo shoot for Farinelli’s, and we likey. We likey very much.

Added bonus: the ever-sexy Chris Pontius doing his best Zoolander.

Well played, D.C. Well played.

Link: Santino Quaranta – Soccer & Shadows

Related Posts with Thumbnails

12 Responses to “The Tuesday Torso: Santino Quaranta, D.C. United”

  1. Lisa says:

    Quaranta also has an interesting story and he’s really committed to doing well in the league and by his family because it wasn’t always the case. He’s gone through a really trying journey since he started playing. Even though I’m a staunch Red Bull-ette, I look forward to seeing his career move forward.

    And of course, the view ain’t bad.

  2. Gilly B says:

    Ooh, some very tasty looking tatts on this man…

  3. senora ramos says:

    yummy, yummy, yummy. that is some seriously nice ink.

  4. Mrs.DiegoForlan says:

    that's just…wow.

  5. gin_in_teacups says:

    Damn! But seriously. Good morning to me.

    Between Benny and Carlos being in NY for the Brazil match tonight and the DC – Red Bulls match in a few days, it is killing me not being at home in NY right now.

  6. Lisa says:

    Pauly D from the Jersey Shore has a torso tattoo just like that one… I need to stop watching that show.

  7. tammyv says:

    I love you United boys, I love you

  8. Jessi says:

    what a way to start a tuesday. i almost spit my tea onto my computer.

    • christinaLFP says:

      that happened to me once with a harry kewell picture!!!! ever since i make sure im not doing anything that can put me or my computer on danger when im about to go on kickette.com

  9. Carol says:

    i SERIOUSLY need to look into the MLS a little more…soooo much hidden talent!! I LOVE IT!!