July 20th, 2010
i love him
…and I said it all!!
i think tis man is even gonna look hot in a clown costume. Then he ‘ll be the most hottest clown on earth. damn, i love this man.
really – he is just delicious. ;^p
OMG is it just me or anyone else soooo gutted that he isn’t coming to the premier league. Ratings 4 match of the day would go through the roof!!
He is just too hot i can’t find a fault…trust me I’ve tried
*wiping trail of saliva off of screen* oh dear me… do you think he would go for an older, married woman with four kids?
omg, i love him <3
im new to kickette!!! all i can say is, ive found a new home!
Yoann – Honestly, how is he soo gorgeous!
I’ve literally looked through all his kickette photos and am totally inlove!
i must remember to clear my history , dont want boyfriend to get jealous haha!! x
It would be ironic if he was bad in bed considering how so many of us want to sleep with him. Actually based on this picture he looks smaller than I would have thought…maybe he is a grower not shower. Btw the link is very nsfw unless you work at a sex shop.
lolz, he has shaved, why so?
I think some men like to be hairless down there.
This is one of the reasons why I love Kickette! Just made my day a whole lot better Thanks!
*drooling big time*
Hi there! I found out about this dream-like site a few days ago and am already addicted ^^.
Me and my friends bother our boyfriends everytime Bordeaux is playing with comments on how gorgeous Yoann is + cheers everytime he touches the ball!!
I was very lucky to meet him after a training last year and he is the nicest guy ever, even when I made a fool of myself by asking him if i could have a kiss on the cheek… (Usually Im the opposite of the fanclub girl but.. u know)
did ya get to kiss him then, eh?
I would like to know too? That is so cool you got to meet him……I would have probably stutter couple words and slip him a note with my number and home address
You met him? Awesome!
It takes a special crush to turn me into the fangirl type. Maybe it is a lucky thing it has happened so few times in my life.
Ready for the answer girls????
YES I DID!! He even blushed a little ( he is the shy type… or maybe because of the nasty look
my boyfriend gave me??) ^^
OMG I'm so jealous!! You go girl
Oh my I almost forgot: Welcome to Kickette
thank u Barcelista!! It already feels like home!
Julie, I would be unable to contain my jealousy if I wasn't so damn impressed that you were able to form actual words in his presence. You go, girl!
I'm putting about 80-20 odds that I will follow form and either make an odd noise or say something either totally hokey or inappropriate. All depends on my mood that day.
Totes. I tend toward the ridiculously awkward when faced with such hotness. However, my stupid mouth hasn't been tested yet with such Def-Con 5 levels of gorgeousness, so I'm willing to bet my stupidity would be pretty spectacular.
Here is a brief history of my epic fails…
Mark Mulder [baseball player] – met him twice almost 6 months apart. Each time I could not do anything but go "meep". I'm not sure if it was a combination of nerves, lust and the fact that I came up to just above his elbow. Guy was 14 inches taller than me.
Nick Lachey [singer] – Have NO trouble talking to his brother Drew EVER. He wished me a Happy Birthday….I told him I loved him. The man has the most unbelievable memory. Saw him in 2005 and he not only complimented my drink choice [he should...he picked out the vodka for the VIP tables] but asked "Do you still love me?" So we bantered as only I can do.
OMG, really? Aww, Nick is too cute. Can't believe he remembered that! I liked him more after the whole thing with Jessica. It was kinda sad that it ended that way.
He remembers everything…it is quite scary.
Seriously? LOL. Oh, Nick! He seems like a cool guy, though.
Steph, he really is sweet.
No way! Aww, how cute! He blushed? OMG, too cute! Lucky!
Aww! That is the cutest thing ever!!!! You lucky girl
HAAAA!! Here u are girls, french lesson 1: (no kids around please!)
"Please come back to my room and have wild monkey sex with me"
==> " Je t'en supplie, suis-moi dans ma chambre et fais moi grimper aux rideaux!!"
(french expression meaning having wild sex until the girl clings to the curtains!)
"Can I have a kiss on the cheek?"
==> "Est-ce que je peux avoir un bisou sur la joue?????"
Seriously, it is said that he was kinda bullied by our french loosers during the WC and this is so unfair… When we saw him, he seemed almost suprised by all eyes being on him.
Now that you gave me that French lesson my odds of embarrassing myself have increased. Thanks
LOL. Good to know! I do want to learn French, though, but I'm lazy. haha. And welcome to the site! I'm a bit of a newbie, too. lol.
Julie – YOU. ARE. AWESOME! J'ai specialise en francais a l'universite mais it's been a while! Also, I have no idea how to make accents on this computer, so please forgive. Je t'aime, and of all people, you TOTALLY deserve a kiss from gorgeous Yoann. I'm off to brush up on my French!
Im the one blushing now!! Dont worry amanda, french isnt the easiest lang to learn for sure. We should start a kinda kickette translator so each of us could practice her moves just in case.. Right now i wish i could speak spanish properly… Other needs in french, feel free to ask me!!
aww, that is so sweeeeeeeetttttttttt
I know it’s kind of stupid but i felt dizzy for the rest of the day, Everytime someone was talkin’ to me i was like “What?? What did u say??”
Next target: El Ramos! I
(As u can see, the problem is you get addicted to those moments^^)
hey! why dont you join us in bb lashes’ forum here in Kickette?
Also, comment dit-on “Please come back to my room and have wild monkey sex with me” en francais? Sorry, I meant, “Can I have a kiss on the cheek?”
OMG…his legs!!!! OMG…his everything!!!! But his leggs!!!! i love hairy men leggs!!!
I don't even like hairy man but him I love his hairy legs and glad he has some hair in his chest.
i know…me too…and it seems he is sooo proud of them…i dont like hairy men but his hair is just on the right places and in the right measure…XD
I agree….he has the perfect amount in the perfect areas. I am also fan of his slight happy trail.
probably the most beautifulest man I've ever seen.
I don't know of a single baller who still wears Copas…gave mine away last week. Or maybe you are just keeping it Classic. Old skool. hot.
actually he’s not wearing Copa but adipure III
anyway, i think i’m in love with him
just made some really really really inappropriate noise.
He almost looks like he's posing!
Just imagine yourself under that watchful gaze…
ZOMG melting… melting…
oh dear lord… what i wouldn't give just to be that thingy strapped around him… unffff!
Hmmm, such a pretty boy. A bit too pretty for me. You can have him, girls!
aw Yoann is like the sexiest thing on earth, after Iker & Pique
I thoroughly disagree
Yoann, THEN Iker
haha ok no biggie. i’d like to have a 3some with both of em lol
He’s wearing a Polar Heart Rate Monitor. VeNia should probably get one too if she’s worried about a heart attack.
merci beaucoup Kickette!
Thanks kickette, you just made my day again!
love it!! please keep it coming kickette!!
OMG kickette do you want to kill us?
When i opened and seen this pic i almost fell off my chair!!
A tanned Yoann that checks out his perfect abs is too much at this time in the morning.. why he is that sexy?? why?!
checking abs or dispaly or both??
this one is nice too: http://twitpic.com/25246n
LORD HAVE MERCY!!! That pic is my screen saver on my pc and my phone!!! Next step: get it made into wallpaper!!
OMG! I was not ready to handle that!
What's that strap thing he's wearing?
how am i supposed to sleep. god. bless him.
I don’t think I ever had a crush on a famous person like I have on him. I have a secret fantasy of a video leaking that show’s Yoann pleasuring himself. I want to see everything.
lmao….well i guess your secret is out of the bag now!!! but i won't mind viewing that either
what a great sight to goto sleep to.
Ohhhhh, the tease.. Just take it off!
Woow, never thought that I can love him more than I already did
dammmmmmmmm he is so delicious!!!!!!
Purrrrr. Very nice.
Could he get any more good-looking?!
wait. i just posted this on the lashes thread LOL
Would have been perfect if we could see his face
Lashes just made this crappy day a great one!
I expect to see more of him running around the pitch after games in his undies…lets make it happen!
UNNNNFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!! *licks my computer screen*
I love you Lashes.
Yoann Gourcuff should just be naked. All the time. For the good of humanity.
Amen sister! I like that idea
I truly love the way you think.
Ditto. Great minds think alike.
I personally think it should be illegal for him to ever wear clothes. I wanna do him so badly that it hurts.
Him naked could bring about world peace.
Not only would it bring about world peace but it would also alleviate poverty, solve the money problems many countries have and my personal favourite, act as inspiration for other HOTTT MOF footy players to get in the BUFF!!!
Oh my GOD! He’s so sexy. Can’t concentrate anymore…
Thank god for this man.
how can i study with these types of pics showing up?…oh yoann! what a healthy distraction you are
Without Kickette, we'd be studying all the time. Thank God for Kickette.
Oh, and Yoann Gourcuff, of course.
I wonder what he’s checking out… ?
How the hell am I supposed to get my work done now!? That was very sneaky and underhanded. Keep ‘em coming!
Yes, You guys at kickette HQ are very inconsiderate; I just put my ac on extra cool!
My comment isn't exactly related to this pic, since we can't see Yoann's face, but I think I've never seen a more handsome man, let alone a football player, in my life. He is beautiful in a certain old school way… like a charming prince from a fairy tale. <3
That’s my exact thought! He look like he just walked out of a romance novel, being all sexy, tall, dark, handsome and really mysterious!
The next time I read Julie James' Just the Sexiest Man Alive I'm picturing Yoann as Jason. He is NSFMI. [Not safe for my imagination.]
his eyelashes do that thing like in cartoons where they turn into fingers and beckon you over.
Ah, even a charming prince from a fairy tale has his dark side. So Yoann does
but no matter what, we still love him. He is almost perfect. And almost, because he is just unapproachable for the most of us
Gourcuff pictures and Kickette are so NSFW, so I always have to wait till I get home from work to check.
How does he manage to look so ridiculously sexy all the time? It's kind of hard to deal with and still very mind-baffling.
I totally agree!! I always have to get up super early and check it at home before uni/work or rush home for my daily fix… It's sooo NSFW!!
Yoann is crack for the female ovaries, I tell ya.
Just so beautiful…He's like a damn Botticelli angel. Except more perfect. Props to God on this, his finest creation.
Every time I see a picture of him, it's like God whispering, "This is proof that I exist, and that I love you. See those eyelashes? Those are just for you, Amanda."
GOD BLESS YOU KICKETTES!!!!!! <3<3<3
You should just use that picture of godliness as the banner for the Kickette army. i mean really who doesn't love to see that picture. GOOD LORD!
No wonder Ribéry is jealous…
Because Yoann brought sexy back?
lmao….those other boys just don't know how to act.
I'll let him whip me if I misbehave.
he could whip me when i'm good, bad and indifferent!! he could just keep whipping me all the time until i turn into whip cream…lol
I'm drawing the line at being his slave. Just can't do it.
You said it girl!
Oh my days!! I shall never open the Kickette page when I'm surrounded by people! What am I to tell them when I gasp loudly? Hahaha!
Considering some of the phrases I use when seeing these torsos, thighs and chests…it's a good thing I am usually alone when I surf Kickette.
*grabs the jar of Nutella*
Finger painting, anyone?
Don't forget the strawberries and whipped cream. aha
caramel and fudge…
all the fixings at Cold Stone Creamery…
even the syrups used at Starbucks…
*do not think about calories*
I’ve got the butterscotch!
You know from this angle it's easy for me to forget the age difference…
But it’s sizzling! The ice cream will melt.
dont forget the whipped cream for his nipples ladies
and mimosa for body shots?
Dear God, this site is turning me into Samantha from SATC.
Hahaahahahah Samantha is nothing compared to what I’ve become after constantly watching pictures of yoann shirtless and one in which he appears in just his underwear. I could do anything to spend an evening with him
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste. Yoann puts all of ours to good use. We should thank him!
handsome tall sexy famous footballer is the man of my dreams but its hard to get men like him ,but also its hard not to think about them what to do that is life. Yoann is so sexy i also like him because he is 11 days older than me and i also like his green eyes and his lashes(so much).
i also like his hair color and his body .he better know if he wants to fall in love or get married don't fall with one like the type of carbs and she must be a kickette
Oh God! Is he even human?
I want him!!!!!!!!
OMG. This should've totally come with a warning! haha. SO hot!
WoW my dreamy Mr. perfect =)
no no no! i've drool all over my keyboard now! gotta clean that, more work.
LOOK AT THAT BODY. my god! beautiful!!
he almost gave me a heart-attack!oh Yoann…
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