July 9th, 2007

The Best Man Beatdown: Alex Curran

It’s every bride’s not-so-secret fear: the best man’s speech at her wedding.

Let’s be more specific: the fear of the speech is largely based out of the possibility that someone will embarrass the crap out of you. 

Or, even more specifically: fear of the potential drunken ramblings of someone with inside information who happens to be given a huge public platform, like at your wedding which is packed to the rafters with WAG wannabes, player haters and those who are texting the gossip columns every detail of your wedding shenanigans. 

And by shenanigans, we mean the entire room being informed that you have breast implants.

So, after that long-winded introduction, we bring you the snap of the year, from Steven Gerrard’s mate, Boggo during the speeches at their wedding on June 16:

Jonathan “Boggo” Boggan praised the Liverpool ace’s successes, “none more so than when you got Alex’s jugs done”.

The gaffe stunned guests, especially the bride’s gran who did not know about the op.

But Boggo had Stevie, 27, and Alex, 24, in stitches on their big day at Cliveden House, Berks, by adding: “I wish you both the best in the world!”

Embarassing, yes?  But not terribly scandalous, as Alex admitted in 2005 that she moved up from a B cup to a D cup, saying,  “I did it to make me feel better, not for anyone else. Although I’m sure Steven doesn’t mind them!“

Even with her admission, if this happened to us, we’d be introducing Boggo to our friends, beat and down.

Link: Alex Curran’s Boob Job Shocks Gran
Link: Alex – I’ve Had A Boob Job

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9 Responses to “The Best Man Beatdown: Alex Curran”

  1. OMG… no words for that

  2. liverpoolchick says:

    i can remember reading this in the ok! magazine and thinking “how does your gran not know” i mean when you see the pictures of her pre boobs compared to now…..I mean it’s sooo obvious it hurts!!

  3. Amanda says:

    Oh Steven.  You stay classy, kids.

  4. cjh says:

    how embarassing!!  like someone said, it’s pretty obvious they are fake, but to have that be apart of a wedding day speach is definitely not something i would want!  i read in OK! that stevie even knew about it and said it was only “boarderline”!

  5. Robin says:

    did anyone *really* think they were natural? What she got visited by the boob fairy overnight?

  6. Cate says:

    Even with her admission, if this happened to us, we’d be introducing Boggo to our friends, beat and down.

    Priceless!

  7. Melissa says:

    To me its obvious that she has foobs but maybe her sweet little gran thought that two pregnancies left her with an extra blessing?

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