August 8th, 2008
The Church of Casillas
Shall we look towards the weekend with a prayer inspired by our F5 number one, Iker Casillas? It comes courtesy of the sexy chicas at ONTD Football, who have now also gone into the t-shirt business:
San Iker, who art in goal,
Hallowed be thy gloves, that this girl loves;
Give us this game, our weekly eyecandy.
And forgive us our shoddy passes and fashion sins,
As we forgive those whom attempt to score against us.
And lead us not into the referee’s books,
But deliver us from Nereida,
And protect us from Cristiano’s cripsy existence,
For thine is the Captain, the bubbly ass, and the whorey glory,
For Iker and ever,
You hot bloody stud.
Amen to that. Now let’s all get drunk.
P*** madre que chaval guapo, no? Me encanta! jejeje He's divine… and hopefully NO saint! =](Anywho… I shall whisper this prayer before I go to bed tonight and try not to laugh really hard when I get to the c-ron crispy existence part! lol)
I love ONTD_football (not as much as here of course but I love those girls)…Brillaint prayer
I love ONTD_football (not as much as here of course but I love those girls)…Brillaint prayer
i still like callie’s prayer better! i ordered one of those tshirts and a handbag though, i love them!
Good job ONTD girls, but I think the Book of SBA, Chapter Iker by our amazing SBAer Callie tops that – Kickette you should check it out, and other chapters too – it's fantastic.
This is the most amazing thing I have ever read in my entire life!
Let me hear an Halleluya For Saint Iker
Still hot as a campion
I think baller prayers should refrain from offending other ballers.
This just in: proceeds from every shirt sold will be going to Plan, the organization that Iker went to Peru with.
I think baller prayers should refrain from offending other ballers.
Yeah, Iker's prayer is going on my wall RIGHT NOW. Thats the funniest thing I've read since me and my sister re-wrote the German national anthem.
Casillas is well on his way to becoming the best active goalkeeper in the world.
Inspiring…..
Love it!
Pray to Saint Iker….BTW is he still with Eva? I meant I can’t find the newest picture about them.
Speaking of bubbly … http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV7e7gTYGX8
what a fantastic prayer – big ups to you!!! we need more like that in this economy
*prays along* My Catholic Gran would be proud. ;D
OH HALE YES
Oh goodness, as Kate mentioned, we love you. A lot, million times a million.
May San Iker bless you, and be with you.
Cheers.
oh hell yes
WHAT! Kickette and ontd_football!?!? Two of my favorite worlds have collided! I love it and I love this shirt
Ohh fun! As Kate said, we love you. A lot. May San Iker bless you, and keep your goals clear. Cheers!
THAT IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ!!! hahaha It's so going on my bedroom wall along with that pouty face…
San Iker, may thy stay as lovely and bloody hot forever. Love the prayer, its hilarious
AH! We love you more than we love Nutella. IE A LOT a lot a LOT. Iker bless you. XXXoxox. Amen.
Where can one find this Chapter of Iker?
My Iker prayer and hymn chapters The prayer didn't upload in the right order though http://s317.photobucket.com/albums/mm363/callie05…
I am so printing Iker's prayer!!
That prayer is sooo going to my MSN nickname so everybody can read it =P And Oh My Íker, that t-shirt is hilarious!!! Íker, amor, dios de dioses, we love you!!
The t-shirt is hilarious!– but I would never wear it.
Yeah, this is good,but Callie's is better!! I'm with you on the getting drunk bit though!! Happy Damn Weekend Kickette's!!! *Raises glass to Saint Iker*
*prays along* My Catholic Gran would be proud. ;D
That pout kills me. And that is absolutely hilarious!
You’ve Got To Love Him (L).
The Poem/Prayer Is Great! Haha
AMEN!
That Rocks. x
Kate, it’s in Callie’s photobucket, we’ll ask her to post a link here as soon as she comes online.
*prays along* My Catholic Gran would be proud. ;D
Did you look at their Iker t-shirt?! Amazing!
Yeah, this is good,but Callie’s is better!! I’m with you on the getting drunk bit though!! Happy Damn Weekend Kickette’s!!! *Raises glass to Saint Iker*