August 8th, 2008

The Church of Casillas

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Shall we look towards the weekend with a prayer inspired by our F5 number one, Iker Casillas?  It comes courtesy of the sexy chicas at ONTD Football, who have now also gone into the t-shirt business:

San Iker, who art in goal,
Hallowed be thy gloves, that this girl loves;
Give us this game, our weekly eyecandy.
And forgive us our shoddy passes and fashion sins,
As we forgive those whom attempt to score against us.
And lead us not into the referee’s books,
But deliver us from Nereida,
And protect us from Cristiano’s cripsy existence,
For thine is the Captain, the bubbly ass, and the whorey glory,
For Iker and ever,
You hot bloody stud.

Amen to that.  Now let’s all get drunk.

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40 Responses to “The Church of Casillas”

  1. lady_referee says:

    P*** madre que chaval guapo, no? Me encanta! jejeje He’s divine… and hopefully NO saint! =](Anywho… I shall whisper this prayer before I go to bed tonight and try not to laugh really hard when I get to the c-ron crispy existence part! lol)

  2. TammyV says:

    I love ONTD_football (not as much as here of course but I love those girls)…Brillaint prayer

  3. Stephanie?sBojan says:

    i still like callie’s prayer better! i ordered one of those tshirts and a handbag though, i love them!

  4. Venice says:

    Good job ONTD girls, but I think the Book of SBA, Chapter Iker by our amazing SBAer Callie tops that – Kickette you should check it out, and other chapters too – it’s fantastic.

  5. lissette13 says:

    Let me hear an Halleluya For Saint Iker

  6. Annie says:

    This is the most amazing thing I have ever read in my entire life!

  7. Brandy says:

    Still hot as a campion :)

  8. carly says:

    I think baller prayers should refrain from offending other ballers.

  9. kate says:

    This just in: proceeds from every shirt sold will be going to Plan, the organization that Iker went to Peru with.

  10. TammyV says:

    I love ONTD_football (not as much as here of course but I love those girls)…Brillaint prayer

  11. carly says:

    I think baller prayers should refrain from offending other ballers.

  12. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    Yeah, Iker’s prayer is going on my wall RIGHT NOW. Thats the funniest thing I’ve read since me and my sister re-wrote the German national anthem.

  13. Casillas is well on his way to becoming the best active goalkeeper in the world.

  14. truly_thata says:

    Inspiring…..smile Love it!

    Pray to Saint Iker….BTW is he still with Eva? I meant I can’t find the newest picture about them.

  15. Lolly says:

    what a fantastic prayer – big ups to you!!!  we need more like that in this economy wink

  16. Bri says:

    *prays along* My Catholic Gran would be proud. ;D

  17. Phoenix says:

    OH HALE YES

  18. Jenna Caye says:

    Oh goodness, as Kate mentioned, we love you. A lot, million times a million.
    May San Iker bless you, and be with you.
    Cheers.

  19. H says:

    WHAT! Kickette and ontd_football!?!? Two of my favorite worlds have collided! I love it and I love this shirt smile

  20. Jennacaye says:

    Ohh fun! As Kate said, we love you. A lot. May San Iker bless you, and keep your goals clear. Cheers!

  21. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    THAT IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ!!! hahaha It’s so going on my bedroom wall along with that pouty face…

  22. autumnmaple101 says:

    San Iker, may thy stay as lovely and bloody hot forever. Love the prayer, its hilarious :)

  23. kate says:

    AH! We love you more than we love Nutella. IE A LOT a lot a LOT. Iker bless you. XXXoxox. Amen.

  24. kate says:

    Where can one find this Chapter of Iker?

  25. Motsdesoie says:

    That pout kills me. And that is absolutely hilarious!

  26. Becca says:

    You’ve Got To Love Him (L).
    The Poem/Prayer Is Great! Haha

  27. Callie says:

    My Iker prayer and hymn chapters The prayer didn’t upload in the right order though http://s317.photobucket.com/albums/mm363/callie0581/book%20of%20SBA/iker%20chapters/

  28. Aurynn says:

    I am so printing Iker’s prayer!!

  29. RedGirl (Mrs. Casillas) says:

    That prayer is sooo going to my MSN nickname so everybody can read it =P And Oh My Íker, that t-shirt is hilarious!!! Íker, amor, dios de dioses, we love you!!

  30. dos santos girl says:

    The t-shirt is hilarious!– but I would never wear it.

  31. MrsMichaelOwen says:

    That Rocks. x

  32. Venice says:

    Kate, it’s in Callie’s photobucket, we’ll ask her to post a link here as soon as she comes online.

  33. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Yeah, this is good,but Callie’s is better!! I’m with you on the getting drunk bit though!! Happy Damn Weekend Kickette’s!!! *Raises glass to Saint Iker*

  34. Bri [Mrs. Sernando Queen Stalker] says:

    *prays along* My Catholic Gran would be proud. ;D

  35. Boston Red says:

    Did you look at their Iker t-shirt?! Amazing!

  36. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Yeah, this is good,but Callie’s is better!! I’m with you on the getting drunk bit though!! Happy Damn Weekend Kickette’s!!! *Raises glass to Saint Iker*

  37. Bri [Mrs. Sernando Queen Stalker] says:

    *prays along* My Catholic Gran would be proud. ;D