June 5th, 2009

…The Continental: Say Farewell to the Fellas

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Well hello there.

I see you’ve caught me in your bed. I told you I would be back. And I hope you don’t mind, but I’ve already undone my shirt and bow tie. It was a clip-on, but I still managed to untie it. I’ve also undone my pants, and by the way you’re covering your eyes I can tell you’ve already noticed that. Ha-HA! It’s strange, isn’t it?

While we wait for my cousin Timitar Berbatov to set up the hidden cameras, you can watch me stare wistfully into the distance. Gaze upon my widow’s peak. Drink in my hint of a smile reminiscent to that of a stroke victim. And admire my tattoo. It means “passion and mystery are the essence of life”, you know. Ji-Sung Park once said it really means “fart arm life gas” but he is a liar and I choose not to believe him.

I’m afraid I have some bad news. No, it has nothing to do with STDs or small rodents

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45 Responses to “…The Continental: Say Farewell to the Fellas”

  1. Lola says:

    Boys, this week has been awesome. Quick! Timitar! Grab the cameras and rodents! LOLLOLBrooks, I, like the rest of the harem, will be twittering you senseless. There is no escape…

  2. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:

    oh! add me in twitter please!!!

  3. Pau de Silva (aka Sambu) says:

    oh! add me in twitter please!!!

  4. Missy says:

    Bye Boys!!! We'll miss you, but we know where to find you!

  5. boo says:

    *sniff* it was a fun week *waves*

  6. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:

    NOOOO! dont goooo!!! jajajajajajajajajaja Oh my, that was so funny! :) I LOVE THIS WEEK!

  7. Malin ("MrsFernandoTorres", if I may) says:

    Buh bye boys, we will miss you! (Oh, and Brooks, see you on Twitter!)

  8. Pau de Silva (aka Sambu) says:

    NOOOO! dont goooo!!! jajajajajajajajajaja Oh my, that was so funny! :) I LOVE THIS WEEK!

  9. Nandia Mrs.The Ramos says:

    Bye boys!!!Shall miss you!!Boys week was FUN!!

  10. striker says:

    lol, good times

  11. Baby Freya (Mrs Arbeloa) says:

    HAHA! Goodbye boys! You’ve been fabulous and hilarious! Come back and visit soon! xox

  12. nicki says:

    Well done boys well done *claps* I am going to miss the continental staring creepily from the main page. (and as Malin said Brooks, I am sure we will continue harassing you on twitter)

  13. Lizzie A.K.A "T says:

    *sigh*<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> I'm<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> gonna<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> miss<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> boys<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> week<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> and<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> the<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> blue<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> layout.

  14. misslpool says:

    aww bye boys you will be missed x

  15. mrs jt ;) says:

    byee boyss miss you love yaaa come back and see us sometime! xx

  16. HiL says:

    You guys were absolutely brilliant! The Berba is so funny LOL miss ya! xoxo

  17. xxrachiixx says:

    Bye, fellas come back soon. cant wait to meet ye again…. mwah, mwah, mwah,mwah, mwah, mwah… xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  18. Malin ("MrsFern says:

    Buh bye boys, we will miss you! (Oh, and Brooks, see you on Twitter!)

  19. Avenath says:

    Farewell, my lovely lads…you have been brilliant, as always….XOXO..

  20. LoveLamps says:

    I surprisingly enjoyed this brief dance through the male mind. You amused me, you entertained me. Dare I say you made me smile. I think I love you.

  21. Anonymous says:

    Excellent job boys! I hope they return periodically!!!

  22. doesyourmotherknow says:

    berba is just asking for an ASBO. love it.

  23. izzy says:

    Awesome. Thanks for all the laughs! =)

  24. MrsTorres :) x says:

    i love it! aww miss you boys! x

  25. bundesliga says:

    LOL You guys are all great.

  26. Julia says:

    That was quite a nice week.

  27. Dreamgirl says:

    I know I'm in the minority here but I am glad this week is finally over. I can't wait for Monday and the return of KICKETTE Yippeee…..

  28. lissette13 says:

    o testosterone is gone By Berba. & tanx Brooks.

  29. Boston Red says:

    LOL LOL LOL Guys you've been brilliant, but I want my Kickette to be back!

  30. Madame Rudy says:

    Awww! I will miss you fellas. I love the whole boy layout to the site too. Hope it will show up again with the fellas real soon. :D

  31. carly says:

    Oh bye Berba…Please drop by for a visit soon. You are so entertaining and amazingly sexy at the same time. Phew.

  32. Sarah says:

    Thanks for an entertaining week boys! :)

  33. FootballerChick43 - says:

    Goodbye, Berbatov! Oh, how I will miss you :) Good job, boys! It went over well, I think, and proved that I have a serious crush on Brooks from DirtyTackle :P

  34. Ess-Jay says:

    Boy’s weeks was brilliant! Especially Man Crush.. Great stuff boys.. Come back soon, Berba. I’ll always love you! :P x

  35. lanenalinda3 says:

    Aww is it time for you to go already?? i will definitely miss you boys!.. and the Berba too.. come back again soon. mwaahhzz

  36. FernieT says:

    Awesome week! Im gonna miss the boys.

  37. strangestranger says:

    come back anytime you want :D

  38. ^^K^^ says:

    *drowns sorrow in Berba-hol* :D Thanks for keeping us entertained, lads :) Welcome back Kickette girls!

  39. kenita says:

    bye bye boys, it was fun =D

  40. Lease says:

    the boys will be missed!

  41. aristeia says:

    Oh boys, we will miss you. Good thing we know where to find you.

    For example: with an egg beater and once in a heating duct. I’m so oddly turned on right now…

  42. Becca says:

    I loved this week, the boys are welcome to come back :)

  43. carly says:

    Oh bye Berba…Please drop by for a visit soon. You are so entertaining and amazingly sexy at the same time. Phew.

  44. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    LOL LOL

    Boy week has been special.

  45. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    LOL LOL

    Boy week has been special.