June 5th, 2009

…The Continental: Say Farewell to the Fellas

Category Boys Week

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Well hello there.

I see you’ve caught me in your bed. I told you I would be back. And I hope you don’t mind, but I’ve already undone my shirt and bow tie. It was a clip-on, but I still managed to untie it. I’ve also undone my pants, and by the way you’re covering your eyes I can tell you’ve already noticed that. Ha-HA! It’s strange, isn’t it?

While we wait for my cousin Timitar Berbatov to set up the hidden cameras, you can watch me stare wistfully into the distance. Gaze upon my widow’s peak. Drink in my hint of a smile reminiscent to that of a stroke victim. And admire my tattoo. It means “passion and mystery are the essence of life”, you know. Ji-Sung Park once said it really means “fart arm life gas” but he is a liar and I choose not to believe him.

I’m afraid I have some bad news. No, it has nothing to do with STDs or small rodents

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45 Responses to “…The Continental: Say Farewell to the Fellas”

  1. Lola says:
    August 30, 2009 at 15:47

    Boys, this week has been awesome. Quick! Timitar! Grab the cameras and rodents! LOLLOLBrooks, I, like the rest of the harem, will be twittering you senseless. There is no escape…

  2. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:
    August 30, 2009 at 13:19

    oh! add me in twitter please!!!

  3. Pau de Silva (aka Sambu) says:
    August 30, 2009 at 17:19

    oh! add me in twitter please!!!

  4. Missy says:
    August 30, 2009 at 11:20

    Bye Boys!!! We'll miss you, but we know where to find you!

  5. boo says:
    August 30, 2009 at 16:01

    *sniff* it was a fun week *waves*

  6. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:
    August 30, 2009 at 10:38

    NOOOO! dont goooo!!! jajajajajajajajajaja Oh my, that was so funny! :) I LOVE THIS WEEK!

  7. Malin ("MrsFernandoTorres", if I may) says:
    August 30, 2009 at 15:29

    Buh bye boys, we will miss you! (Oh, and Brooks, see you on Twitter!)

  8. Pau de Silva (aka Sambu) says:
    August 30, 2009 at 14:38

    NOOOO! dont goooo!!! jajajajajajajajajaja Oh my, that was so funny! :) I LOVE THIS WEEK!

  9. Nandia Mrs.The Ramos says:
    August 30, 2009 at 06:53

    Bye boys!!!Shall miss you!!Boys week was FUN!!

  10. striker says:
    August 30, 2009 at 09:10

    lol, good times

  11. Baby Freya (Mrs Arbeloa) says:
    August 30, 2009 at 08:11

    HAHA! Goodbye boys! You’ve been fabulous and hilarious! Come back and visit soon! xox

  12. nicki says:
    August 30, 2009 at 01:53

    Well done boys well done *claps* I am going to miss the continental staring creepily from the main page. (and as Malin said Brooks, I am sure we will continue harassing you on twitter)

  13. Lizzie A.K.A "T says:
    August 30, 2009 at 00:19

    *sigh*<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> I'm<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> gonna<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> miss<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> boys<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> week<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> and<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> the<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> blue<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> layout.

  14. misslpool says:
    August 29, 2009 at 23:31

    aww bye boys you will be missed x

  15. mrs jt ;) says:
    August 29, 2009 at 21:48

    byee boyss miss you love yaaa come back and see us sometime! xx

  16. HiL says:
    August 30, 2009 at 02:13

    You guys were absolutely brilliant! The Berba is so funny LOL miss ya! xoxo

  17. xxrachiixx says:
    August 30, 2009 at 00:54

    Bye, fellas come back soon. cant wait to meet ye again…. mwah, mwah, mwah,mwah, mwah, mwah… xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  18. Malin ("MrsFern says:
    August 17, 2009 at 11:29

    Buh bye boys, we will miss you! (Oh, and Brooks, see you on Twitter!)

  19. Avenath says:
    August 16, 2009 at 14:22

    Farewell, my lovely lads…you have been brilliant, as always….XOXO..

  20. LoveLamps says:
    August 16, 2009 at 15:59

    I surprisingly enjoyed this brief dance through the male mind. You amused me, you entertained me. Dare I say you made me smile. I think I love you.

  21. Anonymous says:
    June 4, 2009 at 23:29

    Excellent job boys! I hope they return periodically!!!

  22. doesyourmotherknow says:
    May 18, 2013 at 07:02

    berba is just asking for an ASBO. love it.

  23. izzy says:
    May 18, 2013 at 07:02

    Awesome. Thanks for all the laughs! =)

  24. MrsTorres :) x says:
    May 18, 2013 at 07:02

    i love it! aww miss you boys! x

  25. bundesliga says:
    May 18, 2013 at 07:02

    LOL You guys are all great.

  26. Julia says:
    May 18, 2013 at 07:02

    That was quite a nice week.

  27. Dreamgirl says:
    May 18, 2013 at 07:02

    I know I'm in the minority here but I am glad this week is finally over. I can't wait for Monday and the return of KICKETTE Yippeee…..

  28. lissette13 says:
    May 18, 2013 at 07:02

    o testosterone is gone By Berba. & tanx Brooks.

  29. Boston Red says:
    May 18, 2013 at 07:02

    LOL LOL LOL Guys you've been brilliant, but I want my Kickette to be back!

  30. Madame Rudy says:
    May 18, 2013 at 07:02

    Awww! I will miss you fellas. I love the whole boy layout to the site too. Hope it will show up again with the fellas real soon. :D

  31. carly says:
    May 18, 2013 at 07:02

    Oh bye Berba…Please drop by for a visit soon. You are so entertaining and amazingly sexy at the same time. Phew.

  32. Sarah says:
    May 18, 2013 at 07:02

    Thanks for an entertaining week boys! :)

  33. FootballerChick43 - says:
    May 18, 2013 at 07:02

    Goodbye, Berbatov! Oh, how I will miss you :) Good job, boys! It went over well, I think, and proved that I have a serious crush on Brooks from DirtyTackle :P

  34. Ess-Jay says:
    May 18, 2013 at 07:02

    Boy’s weeks was brilliant! Especially Man Crush.. Great stuff boys.. Come back soon, Berba. I’ll always love you! :P x

  35. lanenalinda3 says:
    May 18, 2013 at 07:02

    Aww is it time for you to go already?? i will definitely miss you boys!.. and the Berba too.. come back again soon. mwaahhzz

  36. FernieT says:
    May 18, 2013 at 07:02

    Awesome week! Im gonna miss the boys.

  37. strangestranger says:
    May 18, 2013 at 07:02

    come back anytime you want :D

  38. ^^K^^ says:
    May 18, 2013 at 07:02

    *drowns sorrow in Berba-hol* :D Thanks for keeping us entertained, lads :) Welcome back Kickette girls!

  39. kenita says:
    May 18, 2013 at 07:02

    bye bye boys, it was fun =D

  40. Lease says:
    May 18, 2013 at 07:02

    the boys will be missed!

  41. aristeia says:
    May 18, 2013 at 07:02

    Oh boys, we will miss you. Good thing we know where to find you.

    For example: with an egg beater and once in a heating duct. I’m so oddly turned on right now…

  42. Becca says:
    May 18, 2013 at 07:02

    I loved this week, the boys are welcome to come back :)

  43. carly says:
    May 18, 2013 at 07:02

    Oh bye Berba…Please drop by for a visit soon. You are so entertaining and amazingly sexy at the same time. Phew.

  44. MrsXabiAlonso says:
    May 18, 2013 at 07:02

    LOL LOL

    Boy week has been special.

  45. MrsXabiAlonso says:
    May 18, 2013 at 07:02

    LOL LOL

    Boy week has been special.