August 20th, 2007
The Doghouse: Frank Lampard
So Frank Lampard is in the doghouse. Sort of.
After Frank was caught out in Vegas with some random slag/bint/hoochie, his fiancee, Elen Rives initially looked like a walk over. She took off her engagement ring, but didn’t throw him out. She said she was going to change the locks, but we’re quite sure it didn’t happen.
We still don’t feel there was any real evidence of the seething, venomous rage or just-had-a-baby-you-jackass hormones that should have unleashed a torrent of hellfire on Frank’s cheating self.
That said, it would appear Ms. Rives is playing her cards with a ringless, yet stealth hand.
She’s ordered Lamps to quit their London diggs in Fulham and head to the country, far away from all the city skanks, and closer to all the country ones.
Frank loves their home in the city but is bowing to the pressure. They’ll be moving into a