November 12th, 2007

The Dress Down: Frank and Elen


Frank Lampard and his fiancee Elen Rives were in dress down mode for the White Room charity event in London last week. 

Sure, we’ve all had those days where we can’t be arsed to get dolled up but have agreed to make an appearance somewhere, but would it have killed Elen to throw on a pair of jeans that didn’t look like she’d been polishing muddy pigs trotters across her thighs all afternoon? 

Worse than the demin decision is the ciggie Elen is strolling with. The worst accessory to any outfit.  We no likey; smokers, please do not defend. 

We do likey the looks of Frank in these pics – the dress down clearly works on his part and he is looking hella sexy.


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36 Responses to “The Dress Down: Frank and Elen”

  1. style advice says:

    hmm she is looking hot.
    But one question , whats that in front of her secret place.
    Is she hif=ding some bulge or what ?? <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />

  2. “I started using marijuana when I was 10 years old, graduated to LSD and “"shrooms”“ at age 12 and then to heroin, cocaine, crack, and crystal meth at 14. Since most of my family, including my parents, were druggies, I didn’t see much wrong with it. At 14, I dropped out of school and my mom kicked me out on the street. At 16, I was shot in the chest over a $20.00 rock and then overdosed on heroin and nearly died. That was 7 months ago and I am now 7 months “"clean”“ thanks to Jesus Christ. I lost years of my life and nearly my life, but Jesus has changed me. I still get tempted but II Peter 1:3 says that “”…His divine power (Christ’s) has given unto us all things that pertain to life and godliness…“” It’s His power that gives me all I need to stay “clean”
    Regards, Rebecca

  3. Frank is bound to be a bit red-faced when his pals see all that pink gear. He didn't look very macho.

  4. I’m a smoker myself but I still find smoking on the street as being simply bad manners. Especially for a woman. I know that “I don’t really care what you think” it’s the new statement in fashion but still, a little respect for your self if not for others.

  5. Becca says:

    She Stole My Man And You Expect Me To Like Her???
    No Chance…

  6. Livi says:

    all I have to say is that she looks disgusting! ewww

  7. lorah says:

    *braces herself for the Elen-haters rage*
    Ok, so she looks bad in this picture, but i like her!!! Looking back on the WC pictures, I’d much rather have a night out with her than most of the others… ok, except maybe Alex :D .

    You can hit me now… :(



  8. Elise (who is quite says:

    Note to myself…er, I mean Becca. LOL Yeah, I think we might share a certain teeny tiny admiration for Frank! LOL As for Elen, I’m slightly disturbed at how much I am hating on this woman.  I mean, I’m so insanely in love with JT that I should be plotting Toni’s demise but I’m not.  I like her, at least during the moments in which I have conquered my raging jealousy. And if John must be with someone other than me…no, forget it- I simply can’t finish that sentence! But Frank, who is like a god (perhaps a god who sometimes wears sparkly things but I’m okay with that) is with…is with…(I can’t even say it!)…with her, and every time I see her, the evil thoughts just spring from my brain!

  9. Becca (Or Am I Elise says:

    I Soo Agree With You Once Again. If Our Men Are With Someone They Could At Least Be With Someone Half Decent. I Love Toni poole But Elen Makes Me Angry!! She Has OUR Man And Doesnt Even Look The Part. If He Gonna Marry Someone Who Isnt Me :‘( It Could At Least Be Someone With Fashion Sence And Someone Pretty…

  10. Sarah x says:

    Haha.. Back Of Elise, Johns Mine But Maybe..Just Maybe We Could Destroy Toni Together And Share Him :D Lol

  11. Robin says:

    I actually saw jeans like that in a department store and wondered who the hell would buy them. They literally looked like the designer rolled them in dog poop. Trust me – worse looking than mud in person. Now I know who bought them.

  12. jubilee says:

    shes so close to actually looking decent.

    all she had to do was get rid of that damn fanny pack and those hideous jeans and she would of looked good.

    well… its a start

  13. Becca (Who Loves Lam says:

    Elise… I Love You!!  We Are Like One Person.. I Agree Totally With Your Comment.. ‘I Hate That B*tch Because She Sleeps In His Bed’ … Soo True. How Many People Would Love To Be In Her Position And Actually Look Like They Do.. Unlike Her!!!  This girl Makes Me Angry <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />

  14. Sarah x says:

    Omg, Elen Looks A Total Mess.
    My Computer Was Broken So I Havent Been On Kickette For Like Weeks! :O I Know Its Bad I Almost Died. |and This Is Not a Good Picture To Come Back Too I Mean Elen Looks A Total Mess.
    But.. If You Cropped Jer Out Of It, I Would Love That Picture.. Frank Looks Gorge <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
    Glad To Bee Backk x

  15. Chainy xx says:

    My GOD! How Gorgeous is Mr Lampsy looking? As for her, yuck.

  16. LoveLamps says:

    Frank, I really have read and own a highlighted copy of Tim Gunn’s Guide to Style.  Dump this ashtray-tasting, horse-faced, unhappy, lack of style loser and CALL ME!

  17. Pau (who loves Lamps too) says:

    OMG….she did

  18. Elise says:

    Frank is just so so f*cking beautiful. (insert enormous sigh here)  And that just makes that thing beside him look even worse.  Yeah, yeah, fine- maybe she is this wonderful lovely person whom I’d feel really bad about snarking on if I knew her…no wait, I’d still hate the b*tch because she sleeps in Frank’s bed. 

    And Becca, I’m with you- she’s completely undeserving of the lofty heights of WAGdom.  I mean, she looks like one of those women of indeterminate age, questionable moral background, and intensely poor hygiene that you might find in any backwoods one-room rundown dive of a bar in the smallest nothing of a town here in the US where fat hairy equally unwashed men called Bubba would be making passes at her while she served them their 15th beer.  She just looks like she smells, and I don’t just mean the obvious reek of smoke.  God, I’m embarassed for Frank.  And also perhaps ever so slightly bitter tonight.

  19. Becca x says:

    For Me This Picture Is A Disgrace… Would It Kill Her To At Least Put On a Bit Of Makeup And Buy Some Decent Clothes? I Mean If Normal People Can Do It With The Amount They Get Payed Then She Can Do It With The Amount Frank Gets Paid. She is Not Worthy Of The WAG Tag. Sorry But No.
    As For Frank… Hes Lookin Fiine! wink

  20. Gina says:

    I’m thinking he’s on suicide watch after getting Elen’s botox/lip collagen bills, and they took away his shoelaces to keep him from harming himself.  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

  21. tammyv says:

    Amen Carley Amen…, granted the jeans are sparky (thank god for small favors) it is not enough..

  22. aja says:

    ella, i think you are right.  notice how the dirty jeans + fanny pack are carefully guarding her ladybits.  i really can’t get past that outfit.

  23. carly says:

    I think the main reason we should be upset is that by dressing down Elen doesn’t present us with those hideous, sparkly, shiny, strange-coloured clothes she usually wears when she thinks she needs to be chic.

    Frank looks much better dressed down.

  24. brandy says:

    I mean, would a little mascara have killed her? Some blush? Chapstick even?!?! I’m very anti Alex-Curran-use-an-entire-bottle-of-full-coverage-foundation-a-day, but come on… at least show some respect like you took more than 30 seconds to get ready for this shindig!

    The jeans make me cringe – that fanny pack, makes me wanna vomit just a little.

    Frank is much better here than normal. I’ll give it to him – the man can wear a pair of jeans – not that that means I like him AT ALL. Still think his is rat cheater trash. Get some shoes that men over the age of 18 should wear. Please.

  25. Ella says:

    The Fourth Official : I’m not sure there’s a lot of kissing going on between those two (at least I like to think so).

    Frank: You look so good I want to eat you
    Elen : I don’t even wanna touch you

  26. linz says:

    okay, his jacket i can deal with…but HER?? there are no exceptions: teh jeans are atrocious, and that cigarette is the cherry on top! i can’t believe frank goes out with a smoker.

  27. tammyv says:

    I am sticking with my assumption that she never got the dress code for this thing…  She is always good for a fashion diaster or five but they are always in the proper vein of the event’s decorum. That is part of the fun, she will be close but take it to a horrific extreme. 

    I actually feel really bad for her.  Having been given the wrong info on a dress code before, I know nothing make you feel lower, more stupid and out of place then being significantly over/under dressed for something when everyone else is wearing the right things. 

    Frank does look hella sexy but also totally out of place for the event.  (As some in a previous post pointed out… he is working the jeans).

  28. Wtf? says:

    Can everybody stop trying to be all modern and precious about the cigarette…Who gives a shit!

    People are racking up lines of coke but maintain that they engage in at leeaassstt 3 x weekly sessions of yoga and adhere to a vegan diet…THEY are the morons that everyone should be gasping about, not some poor badly dressed WAG having a fag to calm down after sitting with a bunch of boring, self righteous wankers at some bullshit party!?!

    P.s. I don’t smoke/drink/take drugs/give a shit, as I don’t have to kiss/hit that

  29. aja says:

    why the fanny pack?  why?

  30. courtney says:

    gross, nice drity jeans and fanny pack.  she is a whole lot of nasty, ugh.

  31. Johnna says:

    Ugh, again Elen gives us a shining example of how wonderful of a person she is. I just hope she doesn’t smoke at home around the kids. Ughhhh.

    Word on Frank. Though.. *cringes a bit at the jacket*

  32. The Fourth Official says:

    He’s growing on me, but I don’t like the white trainers – black boots would have been a better choice.

    The cigarette?  Blaaaahhhhh . . .  Hasn’t anyone told Elen that kissing a smoker is like licking a dirty ashtray?

  33. cheryl bites says:

    I wonder why Elen’s wearing a sporran.

    My anti-spam word: “normal37”. Most inappropriate.

  34. Anna says:

    you’re right Frank is really HOT there but it’s not an outfit for such an event, and about Elen I just don’t want to talk…..

  35. bella says:

    He took your advice: just get dressed, if you have the urge to put something on top of what you’ve put on, and then add something on top of that, don’t. And it worked, but what’s up with the velcro trainers?

  36. paris says:

    Frank looks so good in casual wear, but elen well she looks a complete mess the entire outfit is just disgusting!!!!!!!!!!1