May 21st, 2007

The Eat Something Files: Victoria Beckham


Victoria, we love the ostentatiousness of rocking a Tiffany blue Chanel jacket over a spandex ensemble of bone hugging leggings and PVC corset belt. We do.

We love that you are actually wearing spandex in public, without a sweatshirt tied around your waist to hide your ass from the general pubic.  Very admirable.

The shoes are the hotness.  As is the lemon-sized rock on the finger.

But here’s the thing – if your non-hidden ass is so bony you could cut glass with it, the time may have come to eat a carb or two.

We recommend a big bacon butty and some chips. With lots of mayo. And a side of more bacon.  And some eggs benedict.  A hot chocolate with marshmallows. Etc.

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5 Responses to “The Eat Something Files: Victoria Beckham”

  1. justme says:

    She’s just a british whore. Like most brits (and euros) she’s dumb, uneducated, racist, arrogant and yellow-teethed whore.

  2. Anna says:

    Please shut-up. Thanks! <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  3. Anonymous says:

    Hi, i am sick of people going on about her weight, maybe she cant put that much weight on, i cant and i eat more than most people and am still called anorexic, give her a break

  4. Anna says:

    LOL @ Posh getting slammed every other post – literally.

  5. xxrachiixx says:

    i really want to see you eat in public.