May 21st, 2007
The Eat Something Files: Victoria Beckham
Victoria, we love the ostentatiousness of rocking a Tiffany blue Chanel jacket over a spandex ensemble of bone hugging leggings and PVC corset belt. We do.
We love that you are actually wearing spandex in public, without a sweatshirt tied around your waist to hide your ass from the general pubic. Very admirable.
The shoes are the hotness. As is the lemon-sized rock on the finger.
But here’s the thing – if your non-hidden ass is so bony you could cut glass with it, the time may have come to eat a carb or two.
We recommend a big bacon butty and some chips. With lots of mayo. And a side of more bacon. And some eggs benedict. A hot chocolate with marshmallows. Etc.
She’s just a british whore. Like most brits (and euros) she’s dumb, uneducated, racist, arrogant and yellow-teethed whore.
Please shut-up. Thanks! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
Hi, i am sick of people going on about her weight, maybe she cant put that much weight on, i cant and i eat more than most people and am still called anorexic, give her a break
LOL @ Posh getting slammed every other post – literally.
i really want to see you eat in public.