August 15th, 2008
The Elite XI: Sizzling Strikers
Hallelujah, it’s the start of the season.
Time to play Football Manager, Kickette-style, and it’s a true fantasy league we’re building: the hottest team to ever grace the pitch.
Team affiliations have no relevance here; it’s all about creating a supremely talented universal force of pretty that wins games with ease, skyrockets to the top of the table and battles against the evils of the unattractive at the same time.
We’ll be making our men-as-objects-selects
every Friday at irregular intervals in our quest to create the Elite Eleven for the 2008/09 season. We’ve included a few above to get you in the mood, but there are so many to choose from it’s not going to be easy.
Enough chit chat: tell us who you fancy as the hottest striker out there.
UPDATE: We’re going with a 4-4-2 formation, and you’re free to nominate any hot striker you see fit for the task.
FYI, We’re open to suggestions from our always astute and foxy readers:
- Would you like us to have both an EPL Elite IX and a ROW Elite crew, or just one universally sexy squad?
- Should we follow the much discussed 6 + 5 rule?
- Do we stick to the standard five subs, or have a few back up hotties per position?
- or, should we just clone Iker Casillas and put him in every position and call it a day? Do tell.