October 3rd, 2008
The Elite XI: Delish Defenders

We’re nearing the home stretch in the quest to create the ultimate fantasy football team, Kickettes.
This round we’re looking at the back four, the big boys who serve and protect, who muscle, elbow and occasionally groin kick in the name of glory, the thunderous-thighed who like to rough it up.
As you can imagine, this is definitely one of our fav positions on the pitch. And interestingly, the number of hot defenders out there to choose from is staggering. Here are just a few that we love – there are many, many more. Who do you think deserves a spot in the hottest team in the world? We’re going with a 4-4-2 formation, btw.
We’ll be announcing the official Elite Eleven in a few weeks. Happy objectifying!
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I have my own bizarre request that I'm sure no one will agree with, but Philippe Mexes!!! God, I'm obsessed.
my one and only Defender: RAMOS
he is f** sexy *-*
mmm Lucas Neill. Definitely Canna, John Terry, Sergio Ramos, Rafa Marquez.
John Terry, most definitely.
Ramos, Metzelder, Canna, and Maldini (Nesta as sub)
The Ramos, Canna, Miguel Torres and I'd say Carles Puyol 'cause he makes me laugh but since this is for hotties only I think I won't
Omg, Nic… Mexes is delish! He's totally in my back 4! That's not a bizarre request at all, sister. Okay, so of course Canna must be there. Okay, I feel horribly guilty w/o any Pool players, but I can't deny my lust for Mexes, Canna, Maldini and Ramos. Okay, I'm editing my request… I can't believe I forgot Bocanegra! Final say: Mexes, Canna, Bocanegra and Daniel Agger. Maldini, Ramos, Zambrotta & Carra for team 2. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY HOT DEFENDERS??? UGH.
The Ramos, Metze, Arbeloa and Agger.
My back four: Nemanja Vidic, Rio Ferdinand, Patrice Evra and Wes Brown. If pushed to nominate a non-United alternate, I vote for Marco Cassetti at right back. [cowers in shame in the corner]
metzelder, ramos, terry, cannavaro. yaay.
Carlos Bocanegra
AnnaB just spoke on my behalf. Rofl. Though I’d also add Agger into my batch.
ooh kickette you just made my day by putting a Lucas pic up! My back 4 is obviously Lucas Neill, Maldini, Cannavaro and … actually I'm undecided on the last spot and will get back to you…
Lilian Thuram. Except he’s retired. But still, Lilian Thuram.
Sergio Ramos! And Nemanja Vidic.
Has to be Vidic… getting hot just thinking about it. Also Rio – that body. I think Evra is cute and if you have ever been lucky enough to see him shirtless they you know why he has my vote, Danny Simpson is cute and for subs I have Gerard Pique (oh why did you leave the EPL?) and Wes as long as he keeps the head shaved. Also as sub I would have Steven Taylor, and JT
SERGIO RAMOS!!!!!!!!! Agger and Charles Puyol
For sure, for sure, for sure… Left-back: Paolo Maldini Centre-backs: Sandro NESTA and Fabio Cannavaro Right-back: The Ramos
Defenders are my FAV!!! JT and Carra for sure at centerback (but, oh, Distin…too many!) Cannavararo yum…uh…damn. My brain shut off thinking about JT…
Nemanja VIDIC!!! And Paolo of course.
Great group of hotties exspecially Canna and Maldini.
Fabio Cannavaro for the win! Not only is he hot, but majorly talented and he deserves it like none other. He’s basically been petitioning for it by taking many risque pics over the past years! He just wants it sooo bad!

Cannavaro, Agger, Metze and Nesta.
ok so The Ramos, Agger, Canna and Miguel Torres….i think! Although Lucas Neil is good looking too. Its such a tough choice, and i haven’t even taken in to account the positions they play!
lahm, metze, jt, arne!! and i’m really leaving out people.
aaahh finally, my absolute favourite position… loooove the defenders… i’m afraid i love too many to pick just a few…!
my boy metzelder (duh!), arne friedrich, clemens fritz, jim brennan…
Aaahhh!! There are far too many good defenders to pick from!!!! Okay… I'll say… Metzelder, Fritz, Maldini, and Ramos.
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Dani Agger of cource he’s so hot and great defender also amazing skills and can be used in diff positions and makes great runs runs forward. And carra not that hot but amazing defender an very strong .
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Vidic. Yep, no surprise there. Nemanja, all the way.
Other worthies for the centre of defense include Rio Ferdinand (for the body that just won’t quit!), Cannavaro, and Maldini.
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Hmm… tough tough decision – too many hot defenders to choose from. But if it based solely on prettiness:
Maldini, El Ramos, Metze, Javi Garcia (best in mid but he’s learning to play in central defense)
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Bocanegra, Ramos, & Carragher. Fine men indeed & great defensive players.
Cannavaro, Maldini, Nesta.
It’s got to be 100% Italian, ladies. Get your minds out of the Premiership.
Left back: Maldini
Centre backs: Nesta; Cannavaro
Right back: Zambrotta (welcome back to Serie A!)
SERGIO RAMOS – CANNAVARO – Carlos Bocanegra – that mean lookin SOB Martin Skrtil
The Ramos of course as a RB! Canna and Metzelder in the middle and Miguel Torres as LB, or maybe Marcelo
Maldini is a MUST, he’s in the Hot HOF for a reason! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" /> Nice pic BTW. Cannavaro, Bocanegra, and Nesta would round it out for me.
I wondered in general and then I saw this. What is it about Ramos? I don’t *get* it. Is it my age? I just don’t find him attractive *at all*.
Arsenal, my team, has none to speak of so I can’t exactly be biased at this point. But Ruben de la Red and Raul Albiol are definitely two of my faves!
AGGER. Why is he so neglected on Kickette??
lucas neill for sure
and the american Bobby Boswell.
FABIO!!!!
LOVE HIM
fabio cannavaro belongs on that team for sure!
he is SO GOOD LOOKING!!
lol even monica bellucci loves FABIO because of his “beauty” according to her. hahah
like cesc in the midfield, FABI CANNAVARO should be here. The man’s face is just perfect.
CANNAVARO CANNAVARO CANNAVARO
not only is he amazingly skilled and talented, but he is HOT! he fits the positin perfectly!!
Bocanegra, Metzelder, Agger, and probably an Italian.
the ramos, agger, canna, stephen warnock (and skrtel, miguel torres, degen, pique etc.)
oh it has to be an all italian backline, cos no one does it better than the italians-defending that is.So for me it’s ZAMBROTTA, NESTA, CANNAVARO and MALDINI. I’m feeling faint just typing it.
Vidic. Yep, no surprise there. Nemanja, all the way.
Other worthies for the centre of defense include Rio Ferdinand (for the body that just won’t quit!), Cannavaro, and Maldini.
Fullbacks: Wes Brown and…sorry, I’ve blanked. Must go to Italian/German threads to refresh my memory.
Sergio, Miguel Torres, Canna and Agger
I’ve got to say Cannavaro (best ass in the business <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" /> ), Metzelder (such sex appeal!), Ramos (don’t know what it is about him that tells me he’d be an awesome lover
) and Nemanja Vidic mmmm
Let’s not forget the face, dimples, arms, chest, abs, and thighs of the glorious Carlos Bocanegra
John Terry, I’d defend his balls any day
Cannavaro, NESTA, maldini, metzelder
VIDIC, VIDIC, NEMANJA VIDIC!!!
Oh god, please not Ramos. he has got to be one of the ugliest people in the world and I don’t understand how anyone can think he’s attractive. My vote is for Vidic, Wes Brown, Terry and Carragher.
Metzelder!
Agger!
And Maldini of course.
The Ramos. That’s the one this team can’t do without! And then we have Canna and Maldini. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
Since the Ramos will probably get enough votes from others, I’m going with GERARD PIQUE.
THE RAMOS, Vedran Corluka, Steven Taylor, Miguel Veloso.
FABIO ALL THE WAY! Oh, and Maldini too, he’s a hottie (and his name is Paolo, so how much better can that get). Can you tell I have a thing for Italians?!
umm…Clemens Fritz? <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
Daniel Agger too.
Arne Friedrich, Metze, Maldini, Cannavaro…
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Sergio Ramos, Miguel Torres, Canna, Agger
OMG I agree with the Fourth Official. Vidic should be in the Elite Eleven. He is absolutely gorgeous and a total man!!!! He could tackle me any day! Too bad hes married!
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FABIO CANNAVARO ALL THE WAY!!
the ramos def. second
Vidic, absolutely, hands down.
left-back: Gaël Clichy (so cute) centre-backs: Curtis Davies (isn't well-known, but believe me he's hot) & Gerard Piqué (shouldn't have left Man Utd) right-back: I really can't choose between The Ramos, Cicinho & Dani Alves
Sergio Ramos, JT, Cannavaro, Ashley Cole
vidic and agger all the way and to make up the back 4, danny simpson and evra
sergio. horsecock. ramos.
Sendy, Skrtel, Ricardo Carvalho and Minty (Miguel Torres)
daniel agger!!!
Heath Pearce(!!!!), Carlos Bocanegra, Daniel Agger, Metze Bench: Cannavaro, Miguel Torres, Ramos
The Ramos, Cannavaro, Metzelder, Agger
As long as Christoph Metzelder and Fabio Cannavaro are there, I'm fine with your selection.
Ramos and cannavaro of course ;D
Nesta, Cannavaro and JT! Even though he isn't that good, i'd put Minty in there as well
JOHN TERRY!!! Agger, and vidic. there my tops.
Metzelder!
The Ramos, Canna, Agger, Metzelder
Agger and Carragher definitely should be on there
Agger, Maldini (those georgeous eyes), Canna, Lahm
Stephanie-those pics are to hot!Wow! Fabio Cannavaro,,Massimo Oddo,Alessandro Nesta,Miguel Torres We should also be able to include few substitutes-it would be a shame for some of these hotties to be left out.
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Is there any question about who belongs on that list? <img src="http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll315/reddevilworshipper/Manchester%20United/vid_382696a.jpg"> <img src="http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll315/reddevilworshipper/Manchester%20United/82770861.jpg"> <img src="http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll315/reddevilworshipper/Manchester%20United/83067634.jpg"> I would post more but you get the idea.
I could get on board with Cannavaro. Bocanegra, total hottie. Sylvain Distin is freaking gorgeous. Aussie Lucas Neil is ruggedly hot. But, as I have to pick one for EACH position I have to go Wes Brown RB (boy has he gotten cute and yes, head must be shaved), Vidic CB (a most DEFINITE), Rio CB (his face isn't the cutest but his body is out of this world), and Evra LB(short but gorgeous face and body).
Canna (solely for the ass), Vidic, Evra (have you seen what's under that shirt???!!!), Rio (what a body)!!! Subs: Wes, Bocanegra & Pique, my cute spanish man
Jamie Carragher, John Terry, Lucas Neill, Daniel Agger
JT JT JT
Alessandro Nesta,Rafa MÁRQUEZ!! mmmm oh Iker…. John Terry and Corluka =) that wasnt hard…
Alessandro Nesta,Rafa M?RQUEZ!! mmmm oh Iker…. John Terry and Corluka =) that wasnt hard…
Hmmm a hot defender? Let me think… Gawd this is hard, help me out girls.. Oh erm yeah DANIEL AGGER. The Ramos of course, perhaps Degen and Canna? I may come back to edit..
Christoph Metzelder, The Ramos, Martin Skrtel, Nemanja Vidic
The Romas, Cannavaro, Boca, Steven Taylor (NUFC)
Bocanegra, Boswell, Corluka, and I'm gonna throw Gael Clichy in there because I think he's tot adorable.
hmmm…. 1. Lahm-Agger-skrtel-Arne 2. Stein-Agger-Arne-Lahm.
JOHN TERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (now there was a non-suprise for you Kickette! lol) I'm good with whoever else you want to put in there. As long as John is there, I'm happy.
ramos and his karate chop kicks!
Daniel Agger of course!
Clemens Fritz – yummeeey!
METZELDER RAMOS CANNAVARO
Cannavaro, Maldini, The Ramos, & Bocanegra
JT! Maldini * sighs* and Ramos *smirks* . Basta *thumbs up*
Fabio of course. And hands down Maldini. I have my own bizarre request that I’m sure no one will agree with, but Philippe Mexes!!! God, I’m obsessed. But if not him, then the Ramos. And I’d be willing to give a spot to Lucas Neill… I’d be willing to give him some other things too!
OMFG, Steph! That first pic! *dies*
Canna, Metze, Agger and I’ll throw in Bobby Boswell just for fun!
All Italian because no one does hot defenders like them–Cannavaro (#1 always), Nesta, Zambrotta, and Maldini. Wouldn’t mind seeing Paolo Cannavaro in there either.
Hmm… tough tough decision – too many hot defenders to choose from. But if it based solely on prettiness:
Maldini, El Ramos, Metze, Javi Garcia (best in mid but he’s learning to play in central defense)
On the bench: Puyol, Cannavaro, and the Aussie blokes Lucas Neill and Brett Emerton (could play in mid as well).
1. The Ramos 2. Per Mertesacker 3. Cannavaro 4. Maldini
just as a clarification my back 4: Vidic, Brown, Evra, and I am gonna throw griffin in there just for my weird salt and pepper hair, common boy, guilty pleasure, why not.
FTC- all I have to say is , get outta my head sista!! you read my mind- I was going to say the EXACT same thing about Wes and the shaven head clause!! and for the record, Vida is defo the Capitan of my fantasy team- meow!
Vedran Corluka. Of course
And he can play anywhere across the back four so the position is not a problem at all.
It goes without saying that I vote for Rio, Vida, Wes and Pat. Also, I think Johnny Evans is damn cute, he’d make a good back up. Gerard Pique, not bad either.
If forced to pick someone non-United, I’d go for Danny Agger. Love the tattoos! And Maldini has to be in there somewhere too.
Hmmm a hot defender? Let me think… Gawd this is hard, help me out girls.. Oh erm yeah DANIEL AGGER. The Ramos of course, perhaps Degen and Canna? I may come back to edit..
Christoph Metzelder, The Ramos, Martin Skrtel, Nemanja Vidic
The Romas, Cannavaro, Boca, Steven Taylor (NUFC)
9 ladies picked Agger so far yay!! Daniel!!
JT, THE RAMOS, Cannavaro, Ricardo Carvalho and Vidic on the bench.
Danny Agger for certain! The man is fine fine fine! I also think Jamie Carragher is a super cutie. I hate him, but Cashley Cole is objectively quite hot. Can’t think of a 4th that I really love, but Fabio Aurelio is pretty yummy, so I’ll go with him.
Hmmmm….no pix of the United back four? I say it’s a conspiracy.
Okay, go ahead …read my mind. I nominate Ferdinand, Vidic, Brown and Evra. Like I had to post it!
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