November 25th, 2008
The Elite XI: Gorgeous Gaffers
Only one position remains to be filled in our perfectly-formed professional team of delectables.
Of course, we need a manager to lead our sizzle squad to glory, both on the pitch and in our loins. But who? Such a man would have not only be physically swoon-worthy of the highest calibre, but he would need to possess incredible skill, mental strength and confidence in order to not be intimidated by the full force of the pretty he was in charge of.
Also, we think he should dress like a well-tailored GQ model and have a snarl that could tame a wild tiger, but that’s just us.
Above are a few of our top choices for our (soon to be unveiled) Elite XI Squad managers – have we missed anyone? Who do you think should lead the pack?