August 13th, 2009

The Finest Five: New Season, New-ish List

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Sunderland’s Kenwyne Jones and his statuesque, art-gallery worthy proportions humbly request your attention. Kickette has finally updated the damn F5 list. Please do read on.


1. Iker Casillas, Real Madrid
Let’s just call like we see it: Iker is one mighty mofo. Stubble is one thing, but our very own Captain Jack Sparrow is known to go mano e mano with any measly minion threatening his goalposts.

His clothes and shoes suck, but they’re easily removable anyway. Leaving Iker on top makes the world a better place. And enough with “San Iker” – let’s talk Messiah status already.

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2. Yoann Gourcuff, Bordeaux
One of our favourite Frenchmen retains his spot on our list, namely because in evolutionary terms we are highly attracted to the eyelash genes he could pass on to our offspring. Yoann also continues to strip off on a regular basis , and his impressive penchant for public nudity puts him within the ranks of other former long-term F5 members like Becks and C-Ron.

Just in case you think that’s all Yoann’s got to offer, he can also sit front row at fashion shows and look like he belongs. We straight up love this hunky green-eyed exhibitionist.

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3. Miguel Torres, Real Madrid
Sure, his plumped/perfect posterior keeps the benches warm wherever he travels, but can you think of a more well-behaved booty to do the job? Miguel Torres is that rare combination of Bambi-eyed innocence, Menudo-grade pouty face and straight up sizzle. He’s like Dionne from Clueless (Sergio is Cher, duh). He’s a real life Ken doll to play with, only slightly less plastic.

You have to give props where due: those lips are sought after in every doctor’s office from Manhattan to Paris. He’s Restalyne hot and we like it.

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4. Kenwyne Jones, Sunderland
This tall Trinidadian’s spot on our list is long overdue. Kenwyne’s a hard working family man, and his smile could charm the pants off the grouchiest of shop-girls that refuse to show you the new season Louboutins even when you know they just shipped and are in the back room waiting to find a new home. One flash of those pearly whites and you’d be on the private shopping list for life.

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5. Torsten Frings, Werder Bremen
Admittedly, we tend to fall for the pretty boys here at Kickette HQ, but lately we’ve been wanting a little I-have-a-scar, macho-don’t-talk-back-o, this-man-is-in-charge and is also slightly-grouchy-about-life-in-general kind of man. You know, a long-haired, Viking-hot set up in our lives. Torsten Frings is that set up.

He’s got all kinds of no nonsense sex appeal: 1. He looks like he would be able to open a bottle of wine without needing a corkscrew. 2. Don’t worry about sharing products, Darth Vader doesn’t do conditioner. 3. He’s totally worth getting crushed in a mosh pit for. 4. His name makes us think of onion rings. Of course he’s on the list.

ffcA note to the departing (after a 2 year reign) Xabi Alonso, Cesc Fabregas; and Roque Santa Cruz:

we still love you all.

Especially you, Cesc. We can’t guarantee how long we can go without you on the F5. Regardless of the masses telling us otherwise, you are a sexy piece of geek and we nub nu.

A quick reminder to all: the F5 is our completely subjective (and suggestive) “of the moment” lust – and love - list.
It’s the all-rounders. Men that are currently stimulating our hearts, minds and loins.

The doors to the debate are now open. Welcome!

Who would be on your list? What do you think of our choices? Go on, we can take it. Unless you say something bad about Iker. Then we pout and take away your chocolate biscuit privileges.

Don’t forget: Elite XI still to come!

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131 Responses to “The Finest Five: New Season, New-ish List”

  1. miss keri says:

    1) CRISTIANO

    2) BECKS

    3) CANNAVARO

    4) KAKA

    5) QUARESMA

    AFTER:

    FABREGAS/MIGUELTORRES/WALCOTT/IKER/BOJAN/YOHANN/ZLATAN/SERGIO RAMOS/PIQUE/LJUNGBERG/NANDO/VAN PERSIE/ALBIOL…….ETC

  2. sounderslove says:

    cesc? cesc? where are you bb?

    also there now is A torres on the list, but not THE torres…this needs to be fixed, stat.

  3. one love_cesc fabregas says:

    I…. NEED….. CESC!!!!!!!

  4. clemi says:

    Torsten is the best choice on this list!!! Iker is getting worse, not attractive as several years ago.

    My personal and very objective five: 1) Clemens Fritz 2) Torsten Frings 3) Mario Gomez 4) Arne Friedrich 5) umm.. not sure, maybe now I'll say Tim Wiese!!

  5. maggs says:

    Love the Miguel Torres addition!!!!! yummy

    what happened to Xavi and Cesc bomb?!?

  6. SoccerFAn says:

    BRING BACK CESC!!!!!

  7. Lizzie A.K.A "The Kid" says:

    The list is good but where is my Cescy? *searches for him*

  8. Dani.Mrs Jos? Manuel Reina (PLQ) says:

    Frings :O no no no no no

  9. Cesc4Ever says:

    Bring back Cesc!!!

  10. strawberrym says:

    My list – 1)Bojan 2)Thierry 3)Nando 4)C-Ron 5)Van Persie (Lampard, Iker, Cesc and Eto'o just hovering below)

  11. cesc's lil ange says:

    the loss of cesc is devastating….but i gotta love the list.

  12. Stephanie?sBojan says:

    Erm, how did Miguel Torres, aka Minty become Migi, I had no idea who the hell he was until I clicked. What a horrible nickname.

  13. teamtoto says:

    kickette…what is it that you dislike so much about Nando? Hmm….he should be on the list!! He even got that mullet thing chopped off! He’s just divine…

  14. bundesliga says:

    TORSTEN!!!

  15. loulastar says:

    hope cesc can come back, i love him, but miguel torres is soooo goood!! also check on carlos vela!

  16. FirstTeamCoach says:

    Dreamie, you just said what I was thinking, yes to Kenwyne, the rest would not really be my choice but I can see why they are in there. Glad to see Cesc, Xabi out, never saw the appeal of them. Welcome Frings as it is a move away from the pretty boys.

  17. Rossi?s girl says:

    1. Giuseppe Rossi 2. Giuseppe Rossi 3. Giuseppe Rossi 4. Giuseppe Rossi 5. Victor Valdes yes I?m biased

  18. Rossi?s girl says:

    oh and thank God Cesc and Alonso are out they?re sooo overrated

  19. Mrs.Casillas says:

    Thank you sooooooooooo much Iker should always be no. 1

  20. Daniela635 says:

    Fernando Torres HAS to be there.

  21. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    I’m soooo glad Yoann’s still in there!! Kenwyne is a welcome addition… but i’m not such a fan of Torsten

  22. HiL says:

    Fringsssss!!! Kickette you rule!! I totally agree with Iker being first. no doubt. Gourcuff is a total cutie and I agree with him too. Miguel Torres is so not my taste. Kenwyne has a lovely smile :) And Torsten.. what an awesome choice:)

  23. Laura Dagger says:

    Seriously?

  24. FootballerChick43 - says:

    Oh my God, I love, love, love the new F5. Seriously.While we're on the Iker-as-God metaphor, I have but one thing to add – Iker reigneth over all men, forever and ever. Hallelujah, amen. Muy Guapo! I'm so glad to see he made the list! Kenwyne is one hot man. Seriously. Oh my God. I might start watching Sunderland for him. Fringsy! The first German! Yay :)

  25. Malin ("MrsFern says:

    I am mucho happy with this list, I will keep that Non Nando bribe coming Kickette, promise. Competition have been hard lately, I tell you. I had to invest in a larger bat.

  26. mertz says:

    i hope my dad can't hear me typing this. classical music is not a good cover. ugh.

    i agree with some of the choices, but my list would be:

    iker, nando, yoann, roque…and a battle between cesc & kenwyne.

  27. Venice says:

    Oh wow… some really unexpected entries there!

    I’m terribly sad about Xabi being dropped, like I’m sad about anything involving Xabi lately depressed
    Oh well.

    Iker is Iker, no complaints there…and Kenwyne is beautiful!
    I’m not really feeling the rest, no, not even Lashes. Minty lol… he’s sweet but I could never see him in that way. Frings came out of nowhere I must admit, I never would’ve guessed in a million years.

    If I had to nominate a player from my personal list, I believe Niko could qualify for the Kickette five. But then, it’s your list Kickette, so I’ve no problems with it ok

  28. Avenath says:

    Am glad to see Kenwyne in the list…he has such a magical smile and let's not get started on those gorgeous cheekbones…but what on earth is Frings doing here?!…i'm sorry, but he is so bleah…would chouse Roque over him anytime…and just where is Nando????!!!…

  29. MissEstonia says:

    HAHA! I absolutely loved the bit about Frings, I laughed out loud in my office and I bet people are now truly scared of me! But wow, it was great. I'm not a fan of Torsten, but the way you described him totally makes him worth the Finest Five spot! Other than that, TOTALLY agree with Yoann and Miguel, mmmmmm! Bambi eyed indeed! Not huge on San Iker, I know, it's a Kickette blasphemy, but I don't for one second doubt his unparalleled goalkeeping talent. So that's got to count for something! Overall, pretty on point! Glad you got rid of Cesc, cos I just don't think he's that hot, sorry to see Xabi go but he's a little too daddy/married man nowadays. Well done, though! :)

  30. missjade says:

    absolutely agree with Yoann, that guy is my fantasy Calvin Klein underwear model. that guy is so beautiful that i would ALMOST give up the chance to own a purple croc birkin for a nite with him im sad to see cron and his abs, roque with his pure sex appeal and cesc's cute sexiness depart tho ps. is anyone named torres also automatically hot?

  31. Liz (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    TORSTEN FRINGS!! oh yeah, totally.

    I can’t possibly make a list of 5, though recently I’ve been lusting after Niko Kovac. A lot. A bit shorter than my usual lot, but he’s fiiiine, and sadly retired.

    But if I were forced to make a list I’m sure it would be mostly full of Germans and Italians, I love them so.

    oh and *thumbs up* to Migi, he’s gorge.

  32. winnieramos says:

    I COMPLETELY AGREEE! can’t believe i forgot that hot piece Pique!!! i say Victor Valdes, (though Vintage Victor beats new buzz-cut Victor) he is still so dreamy!!

  33. blue_skyz says:

    Woaahh!! Loving the new Finest 5 list, Kickette! A girl needs variation of pretty men and oh manly men. Miguel is just oh… LUSH!! Those lips… Angelina Jolie would have to step back to admire those luscious, shapely lips of his. And Kenwyne! Ayayayay! Shoulders!! Didn't know about him until Sunderland met Benfica last month. Oh yeah – Javi shoulders vs Kenwyne shoulders – I almost fainted. Fringsiiii!!! He looks rough but he's a softie – remember the baby lion pics?

  34. RoqueLove says:

    aw roque.. the limelight shall greet you again

  35. maristela1968 says:

    Wow! OK, I am not the most impartial person here, but seeing Torsten placed among the hottest is GREAT. Kudos to him and the delicious Kenwyne. The others don’t appeal to me AT ALL. Spanish guys really can’t meet my standards, tk you very much. My personal Top 5 is: 1) Torsten 2)Zlatan 3)Chris Metzelder 4) John Terry 5)Thierry Henry. And Oliver Kahn is hors-concurs.

  36. Baby Freya (Mrs Arbeloa) says:

    Holy Iker Kickette! Once again Nando gets left out :( Poor boy, he’s going to get a complex about this! I thought after his cute daddy status he would finally get F5 status :(

  37. Lolinha says:

    MIGUELL!!!! Yes and finally!! Your Top 3 is my Top 3. The two others I didn't see coming. I have to admit that Kenwyne isn't someone I was previously familiar with. His profile is quite perfect and I do love a megawatt smile… Hardworking family man you say? Works for me… And those shoulders rival Javi's. My midfield man candy Diego used to take up most of my attention during Werder games, well he and the Grafite & Dzeko magic. Never paid much attention to Torsten. I guess now that he's part of the chosen 5 I must look into this.

  38. Fer_Lahm says:

    Yaaaaaay! Frings! Iker! Yoann! Where are Lampard and Metzelder? They have to be here, hope they appear on the Elite XI.

  39. imhereforthenando says:

    I am really disappointed that you are continuing to deny Fernando Torres his birthright to be on this list.

  40. Candide says:

    get that torsten guy off the list!!! you CANNOT tell me he is more attractive than Xabi! *pouts*

    the rest are great though! I’ve never really noticed him b4, but Kenwyne Jones is FIIIIINE. nice choice on that one.

  41. winnieramos says:

    suggestion: Javi Garcia deserves a little more attention…

  42. Madame Rudy says:

    About time we got Torsten on there!!

    Yoann and Kenwyne OUT! Lets get Clemens Fritz and Nando in there!!

    • Madame Rudy says:

      Also, my 5

      1) Sebastian Rudy 2) Torsten Frings 3) Clemens Fritz 4) Timo Hildebrand 5) Fernando Torres (with Stefano Celozzi and Cesc and Iker getting notable awards. :D )

  43. Lara says:

    I forgot… What does Torsten Frings in this list? O_O

  44. Lara says:

    OMG…Fernando Torres is obviously&definitely MISSING !!!!!

  45. skiny says:

    WHERE'S THE BELOVED EL NInO!?!?!? Glad to see Iker the perfection @ no 1. Frings OUT, Cesc in!

  46. smut says:

    yes to roque, cesc and habib baye. No to Frings

  47. fatma says:

    my top 5

    1) iker casillas

    2) iker casillas

    3) iker casillas

    4) iker casillas

    5) iker casillas

    brieflyİKER CASİLLAS

  48. Rida says:

    CESC SHOULD BE IN THAT LIST! CESC. IS CEX. Even you girls know that.

    Cesc wouldnt forgive you guys for excluding him. Na-uh.

  49. Alice says:

    Finally Frings gets the attention he deserves! Seriously, if u don't get it, fine, but I think he is the hottest player of all time. The scar, the tattoos, even the hair. It's the whole devil-may-care attitude, I think.

  50. admin says:

    striker
    striker posted on 08.17.09 at 12:33am
    wow, way to shake it up! glad to see Bambi made the list, sad to see Xabi go. depressed was it the beard?!
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    Shandora
    Shandora posted on 08.16.09 at 01:49pm
    2&4, oh YES. Isn’t there another inclusion you ought to make in the HOT H.O.F.? (as stated http://www.kickette.com/index.php?/site/comments/taking_off_cesc_fabregas_and_samir_nasri/. Let’s celebrate how many of us came into this sport of hot http://www.kickette.com/index.php?/site/comments/rollin_with_the_reds_ryan_giggs/)
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    Rebecca
    Rebecca posted on 08.16.09 at 10:56am
    What the? Frings out – Roque in! Otherwise, a very good list…
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    TwistedThursday
    TwistedThursday posted on 08.16.09 at 05:51am
    Iker is a god. Happy to see him still at the top. crazy
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    RoqueLove
    RoqueLove posted on 08.15.09 at 07:02pm
    aw roque.. the limelight shall greet you again
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    Laura Dagger
    Laura Dagger posted on 08.15.09 at 12:08pm
    Seriously?
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    Dani.Mrs José Manuel Reina (PLQ)
    Dani.Mrs José Manuel Reina (PLQ) posted on 08.15.09 at 09:22am
    Frings :O no no no no no
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    Hannahh
    Hannahh posted on 08.15.09 at 08:57am
    if this is a democracy, i’d say the majority are for a cheeky addition of fernandooooooooook
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    Gigi Neville-Brown
    Gigi Neville-Brown posted on 08.15.09 at 07:56am
    Oh yes, Kenwyne is beautiful, even though he does play for Sunderland, Tammy. cyclopes
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    Gigi Neville-Brown
    Gigi Neville-Brown posted on 08.15.09 at 07:55am
    Frings must go. Really don’t get that one.
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    Sarah
    Sarah posted on 08.14.09 at 11:55pm
    Oooohh.

    That, right there, is the sound of a punch in the gut! Mi capitan, my one true love, kicked off the list and replaced by my mortal enemy, Handball Frings. I will never ever forgive him for 2002. I couldn’t like him even if he looked like Iker. That hurts, Kickette.

    Good choice on Iker (again) though; that boy still deserves to be numero uno. Lashes will always be hot, if a bit pretty-boyish. And I agree with Ven on bringing Niko in eventually…haha, no surprises there!
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    loulastar
    loulastar posted on 08.14.09 at 08:52pm
    hope cesc comes back soon! I agree with the special mention to the entire spanish national team the’re so hooot!, you should look carlos vela too!!!
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    Estefi
    Estefi posted on 08.14.09 at 07:48pm
    I’d personally add some southamerican beauty,but the rest,I completely agreeok
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    winnieramos
    winnieramos posted on 08.14.09 at 07:00pm
    suggestion: Javi Garcia deserves a little more attention…
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    dcubetcha
    dcubetcha posted on 08.14.09 at 04:52pm
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Cesc must return! Also, I wish Carlos Bocanegra took his clothes off more so that he could be on the list. depressed I think the entire Spanish national team should just occupy one spot on the list because they’re all REEEEEEEEALLY sexy and it’s just not fair to everyone that is from another country…
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    Julia
    Julia posted on 08.14.09 at 04:34pm
    OMG you guys got the Fringser XDDD
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    Papira
    Papira posted on 08.14.09 at 03:29pm
    I’m really disapointed with this list !!! It’s just a crap withoutnando torres. and in place of some players, i would xabi and clemen fritz ! C’mon there are more interesting players than these
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    Daniela635
    Daniela635 posted on 08.14.09 at 03:11pm
    Fernando Torres HAS to be there.
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    Candide
    Candide posted on 08.14.09 at 03:00pm
    get that torsten guy off the list!!! you CANNOT tell me he is more attractive than Xabi! *pouts*

    the rest are great though! I’ve never really noticed him b4, but Kenwyne Jones is FIIIIINE. nice choice on that one.
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    SamGunner!
    SamGunner! posted on 08.14.09 at 02:44pm
    what the hell is that lol. Why has cesc and xavi gone? Jones and frings in? Kickette why havent you got torres in yet?
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    MeLovesFutbol
    MeLovesFutbol posted on 08.14.09 at 12:46pm
    OMG Kickette, I cannot believe this Torsten Frings guy has taken the place of Cesc? What are you thinking?
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    TheSpanishBoysFTW
    TheSpanishBoysFTW posted on 08.14.09 at 12:45pm
    Iker all the wayyy! ok
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    Mrs.Casillas
    Mrs.Casillas posted on 08.14.09 at 12:11pm
    Thank you sooooooooooo much Iker should always be no. 1
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    HiL
    HiL posted on 08.14.09 at 12:10pm
    Fringsssss!!! Kickette you rule!! I totally agree with Iker being first. no doubt. Gourcuff is a total cutie and I agree with him too. Miguel Torres is so not my taste. Kenwyne has a lovely smile ok And Torsten.. what an awesome choiceok
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    LynxKitten
    LynxKitten posted on 08.14.09 at 11:37am
    Frings sun Thank you Kickette! And good call on not including CRonaldo, could never find what’s sexy about that greased up slick anyway.
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    Pau de Silva (aka Sambu)
    Pau de Silva (aka Sambu) posted on 08.14.09 at 11:36am
    what???? why??? why is Roque Santa Cruz out the list??? no more comments.. I dont agree with you… I still heart you, but no… depressed
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    cesc’s lil angel
    cesc’s lil angel posted on 08.14.09 at 11:18am
    the loss of cesc is devastating….but i gotta love the list.
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    Beth
    Beth posted on 08.14.09 at 10:54am
    i kinda of agree with the new one…i think!! Iker definitely, no question, he is in his rightful place. yes to eyelashes and i think minty gets BOD. Never noticed kenwyne before but he has got amazing cheek bones, and very good shoulders. But Frings?…really? I would have liked to see xabi stay there, however i agree that some punishment is needed due to his defection to the other side, its a tough one….
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    lutscher
    lutscher posted on 08.14.09 at 10:50am
    THANK YOU FOR TORSTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is all
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    teamtoto
    teamtoto posted on 08.14.09 at 10:17am
    kickette…what is it that you dislike so much about Nando? Hmm….he should be on the list!! He even got that mullet thing chopped off! He’s just divine…
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    maristela1968
    maristela1968 posted on 08.14.09 at 10:03am
    Wow! OK, I am not the most impartial person here, but seeing Torsten placed among the hottest is GREAT. Kudos to him and the delicious Kenwyne. The others don’t appeal to me AT ALL. Spanish guys really can’t meet my standards, tk you very much. My personal Top 5 is: 1) Torsten 2)Zlatan 3)Chris Metzelder 4) John Terry 5)Thierry Henry. And Oliver Kahn is hors-concurs.
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    imhereforthenando
    imhereforthenando posted on 08.14.09 at 10:01am
    I am really disappointed that you are continuing to deny Fernando Torres his birthright to be on this list.
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    Nuts over Nando
    Nuts over Nando posted on 08.14.09 at 09:54am
    Iker Casillas & Yoann Gourcuff. Hell yes! Also, Juan Manuel Mata and David Villa. All I really want to know however is, why no Fernando Torres? Sigh.
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    Erin
    Erin posted on 08.14.09 at 09:52am
    Very interesting list! I always like to see who other people are drooling over, even if it’s not the same as mine. Kenwyne really does have the bone structure of a god, doesn’t he! cyclopes
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    Dee13 (mrs m metze)
    Dee13 (mrs m metze) posted on 08.14.09 at 09:43am
    whooooa a german made the list..?? quelle surprise..! sun are pigs flying or something..?? ;D lol, kidding.. ;D but yes there needed to be a manly man on the list and torsten is just that… ; )
    kenwyne jones is beyond gorgeous, crikey…
    eeeeeeeeee!!! minty made the list..!! oh my word, he’s so loooovely… *~*
    well done kickette, some nice surprises there… (:
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    Rossi´s girl
    Rossi´s girl posted on 08.14.09 at 09:14am
    oh and thank God Cesc and Alonso are out they´re sooo overrated
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    Rossi´s girl
    Rossi´s girl posted on 08.14.09 at 09:13am
    1. Giuseppe Rossi 2. Giuseppe Rossi 3. Giuseppe Rossi 4. Giuseppe Rossi 5. Victor Valdes yes I´m biased
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    Wendy (loves Man United)
    Wendy (loves Man United) posted on 08.14.09 at 08:49am
    ::cries:: ay dios mio…so it’s happened…no more xabi OR roque. depressed why,kickette? WHY??! They’re so beautiful!! I was afraid of this. What about Gerard Pique? Or Clemens Fritz? They’re yummy. And Carlos Bocanegra and Benny Feilhaber are gorgeous. The new F5 guys are hot, but I’m not so sure they’re all worthy of finest five status…
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    Hannahh
    Hannahh posted on 08.14.09 at 08:39am
    I am still trying to get my head around the fact that FERNANDO TORRES is not on this list! he is just delightful..highlight of my football watching disappointed X
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    bitterlemon
    bitterlemon posted on 08.14.09 at 08:33am
    this list is BOGUS without Cristiano!!
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    ‘TorresNubianQueen’
    ‘TorresNubianQueen’ posted on 08.14.09 at 08:33am
    Kickette where’s my boo Nando, Nando shud b at number 1 at number 2 would be Carlos Bocanegra closely followed by Benny Feilhabe and then mr phil jagielka and last but certainly not least mr robin van persie now thats a sexy buncg of men cyclopes
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    MissEstonia
    MissEstonia posted on 08.14.09 at 08:04am
    HAHA! I absolutely loved the bit about Frings, I laughed out loud in my office and I bet people are now truly scared of me! But wow, it was great. I’m not a fan of Torsten, but the way you described him totally makes him worth the Finest Five spot! Other than that, TOTALLY agree with Yoann and Miguel, mmmmmm! Bambi eyed indeed! Not huge on San Iker, I know, it’s a Kickette blasphemy, but I don’t for one second doubt his unparalleled goalkeeping talent. So that’s got to count for something! Overall, pretty on point! Glad you got rid of Cesc, cos I just don’t think he’s that hot, sorry to see Xabi go but he’s a little too daddy/married man nowadays. Well done, though! ok
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    zo-tl
    zo-tl posted on 08.14.09 at 07:25am
    Where is Nando?!!! I thought it was understood that he would feature this time, he’s even a daddy now! This is just terrible. He’s sulking now, I must go cheer him up and check the latest freckle count.
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    bundesliga
    bundesliga posted on 08.14.09 at 07:15am
    TORSTEN!!!
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    FirstTeamCoach
    FirstTeamCoach posted on 08.14.09 at 07:14am
    Dreamie, you just said what I was thinking, yes to Kenwyne, the rest would not really be my choice but I can see why they are in there. Glad to see Cesc, Xabi out, never saw the appeal of them. Welcome Frings as it is a move away from the pretty boys.
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    Allyra
    Allyra posted on 08.14.09 at 06:53am
    Hmmmmm nice list! But still, i think that Roque is missing…
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    MariannaBelle
    MariannaBelle posted on 08.14.09 at 06:24am
    How cud u let go of Xavi and Cesc. they are still up on the list in my eyes. Where is FERNANDO TORRES? Miguel torres is not quite on his level somehow but is way better than frings!
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    Dreamgirl
    Dreamgirl posted on 08.14.09 at 05:35am
    Yes, to Kenwyne. No, to the rest. But at least Cesc is gone.
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    Mel (Mrs. Pique, the one and only)
    Mel (Mrs. Pique, the one and only) posted on 08.14.09 at 04:28am
    I know this is mean and irrational and probably makes me a terrible person, but I’m happy Xabi’s out. Because I’m childish like that and I refuse to forgive him in any way. Some kind of punishment was needed. I’ve been following you since you were a 18-year-old kiddo on loan in Eibar, and this is how you pay me back? *shakes fist angrily* Me likes Frings.
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    MissNando9
    MissNando9 posted on 08.14.09 at 02:42am
    torsten frings ahead of nando?? no way! my list: 1. Fernando Torres!! 2. Yoann Gourcuff 3. Roque Santa Cruz 4. Gerard Pique 5. Davide Santon
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    Liz (Mrs. Vucinic)
    Liz (Mrs. Vucinic) posted on 08.14.09 at 02:05am
    TORSTEN FRINGS!! oh yeah, totally.

    I can’t possibly make a list of 5, though recently I’ve been lusting after Niko Kovac. A lot. A bit shorter than my usual lot, but he’s fiiiine, and sadly retired.

    But if I were forced to make a list I’m sure it would be mostly full of Germans and Italians, I love them so.

    oh and *thumbs up* to Migi, he’s gorge.
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    sassy
    sassy posted on 08.14.09 at 01:47am
    Yoann. Wow. Wow and more Wow. But come on girls, just like a fine wine Fernando Torres is getting better with age and MUST be included on this list!
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    missjade
    missjade posted on 08.14.09 at 01:04am
    absolutely agree with Yoann, that guy is my fantasy Calvin Klein underwear model. that guy is so beautiful that i would ALMOST give up the chance to own a purple croc birkin for a nite with him im sad to see cron and his abs, roque with his pure sex appeal and cesc’s cute sexiness depart tho ps. is anyone named torres also automatically hot?
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    Avenath
    Avenath posted on 08.14.09 at 12:04am
    Am glad to see Kenwyne in the list…he has such a magical smile and let’s not get started on those gorgeous cheekbones…but what on earth is Frings doing here?!…i’m sorry, but he is so bleah…would chouse Roque over him anytime…and just where is Nando????!!!…
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    Katania
    Katania posted on 08.13.09 at 11:59pm
    woooohooo Migi at 3!!! I like that very much, he´s the perfect mix of sexy and cuty ok…
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    Malin (
    Malin (“MrsFernandoTorres”, if I may) posted on 08.13.09 at 11:07pm
    I am mucho happy with this list, I will keep that Non Nando bribe coming Kickette, promise. Competition have been hard lately, I tell you. I had to invest in a larger bat.
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    autumnmaple101
    autumnmaple101 posted on 08.13.09 at 10:50pm
    Not too sure about Frings..Kenwyne’s got a great smile I guess. But no matter, San Iker is still where he belongs so no complaints ok
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    TammyV
    TammyV posted on 08.13.09 at 10:38pm
    Yay! DIVERSITY RETURNS! Even though Kenwyne Jones plays from the bad Sunderland I can stil enjoy
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    loulastar
    loulastar posted on 08.13.09 at 10:15pm
    hope cesc can come back, i love him, but miguel torres is soooo goood!! also check on carlos vela!
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    Genevieve Gourcuff
    Genevieve Gourcuff posted on 08.13.09 at 10:10pm
    I’m soooo glad Yoann’s still in there!! Kenwyne is a welcome addition… but i’m not such a fan of Torsten
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    goalkeeperette
    goalkeeperette posted on 08.13.09 at 09:43pm
    No Cesc anymore? brb looking for the nearest cliff! depressed But daaaaaaaaaang Kenwyne is HOT!!!
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    Mariam
    Mariam posted on 08.13.09 at 09:38pm
    frings isn’t doing it for me. put roque back up there.
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    Stephanie♥sBojan
    Stephanie♥sBojan posted on 08.13.09 at 09:18pm
    Erm, how did Miguel Torres, aka Minty become Migi, I had no idea who the hell he was until I clicked. What a horrible nickname.
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    Venice
    Venice posted on 08.13.09 at 09:07pm
    Oh wow… some really unexpected entries there!

    I’m terribly sad about Xabi being dropped, like I’m sad about anything involving Xabi lately depressed
    Oh well.

    Iker is Iker, no complaints there…and Kenwyne is beautiful!
    I’m not really feeling the rest, no, not even Lashes. Minty lol… he’s sweet but I could never see him in that way. Frings came out of nowhere I must admit, I never would’ve guessed in a million years.

    If I had to nominate a player from my personal list, I believe Niko could qualify for the Kickette five. But then, it’s your list Kickette, so I’ve no problems with it ok

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    blue_skyz
    blue_skyz posted on 08.13.09 at 09:03pm
    Woaahh!! Loving the new Finest 5 list, Kickette! A girl needs variation of pretty men and oh manly men.
    Miguel is just oh… LUSH!! Those lips… Angelina Jolie would have to step back to admire those luscious, shapely lips of his.
    And Kenwyne! Ayayayay! Shoulders!! Didn’t know about him until Sunderland met Benfica last month. Oh yeah – Javi shoulders vs Kenwyne shoulders – I almost fainted.
    Fringsiiii!!! He looks rough but he’s a softie – remember the baby lion pics?
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    izzy
    izzy posted on 08.13.09 at 08:42pm
    I’ll never ever question Iker. Kenwyne, wow, never realized how gorgeous he is. Can’t get down with the viking look though. Bring back a pretty boy. The other two are acceptable, lol.
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    aristeia
    aristeia posted on 08.13.09 at 08:39pm
    Absolutely brilliant F5! Great variety and new faces, I’m loving it. I’m quite happy to have Cesc gone honestly (sorry Cesc-fans) and Xabi needs a time out b/c he’s been a naughty boy.

    Migi’s mouth is literally a work of art. And his cleft chin. And his doe eyes… *whimper*.

    Kenwyne, sweet lord… I remember when you first brought him up. That smile would cause more than an easier shopping trip. Let’s just say I understand why he was able to procreate.

    Torsten… seriously, that bit about him just about made me PMSL. And I agree w/ it all. Well done!

    I don’t know if I could name my own 5, I’m in lust w/ too many. Hm, here’s a couple that have been killing me lately: Claudio Marchisio & Carles Puyol (yes, I said Puyi). And Leonardo gets special mention as a coach.
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    LoveLamps
    LoveLamps posted on 08.13.09 at 08:37pm
    Wow! Didn’t see that coming, but impressive Kickette. Very impressive. I will not start the Lampard for Finest Five movement again. I’m ok with him not being on your list as he’s #1 on mine always and forever. I can appreciate the Serie A love on the Hot H.O.F. but there are plenty of young ballers in that league worth a look for the next round. Until next time Kickette. . . .
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    FootballerChick43 –
    FootballerChick43 – “Mrs.Ballack” posted on 08.13.09 at 08:08pm
    Oh my God, I love, love, love the new F5. Seriously.

    While we’re on the Iker-as-God metaphor, I have but one thing to add – Iker reigneth over all men, forever and ever. Hallelujah, amen.
    Muy Guapo! I’m so glad to see he made the list!
    Kenwyne is one hot man. Seriously. Oh my God. I might start watching Sunderland for him.
    Fringsy! The first German! Yay ok
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    Baby Freya (Mrs Arbeloa)
    Baby Freya (Mrs Arbeloa) posted on 08.13.09 at 08:03pm
    Holy Iker Kickette! Once again Nando gets left out depressed Poor boy, he’s going to get a complex about this! I thought after his cute daddy status he would finally get F5 status depressed
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    Fer_Lahm
    Fer_Lahm posted on 08.13.09 at 08:00pm
    Yaaaaaay! Frings! Iker! Yoann!

    Where are Lampard and Metzelder? They have to be here, hope they appear on the Elite XI.
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    Boston Red
    Boston Red posted on 08.13.09 at 07:44pm
    No. None. Maybe Kenwyne.
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    SuzyQ
    SuzyQ posted on 08.13.09 at 07:29pm
    When is the Elite XI being revealed???? I hope Xabi and Cesc have been taken off the F5 because they’ve moved over there! too funny My F5 would be Xabi, Cesc, Becks, Malouda and Lampsy!
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    torres4ever
    torres4ever posted on 08.13.09 at 07:29pm
    I’d love to see Nando and Bojan on here!I agree with the top four because they’re hot but Frings….?????Other than that you did a fabulous job on the list.
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    strawberrym
    strawberrym posted on 08.13.09 at 07:19pm
    My list – 1)Bojan 2)Thierry 3)Nando 4)C-Ron 5)Van Persie (Lampard, Iker, Cesc and Eto’o just hovering below)
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    Lolinha
    Lolinha posted on 08.13.09 at 07:01pm
    MIGUELL!!!! Yes and finally!! Your Top 3 is my Top 3. The two others I didn’t see coming. I have to admit that Kenwyne isn’t someone I was previously familiar with. His profile is quite perfect and I do love a megawatt smile… Hardworking family man you say? Works for me… And those shoulders rival Javi’s. My midfield man candy Diego used to take up most of my attention during Werder games, well he and the Grafite & Dzeko magic. Never paid much attention to Torsten. I guess now that he’s part of the chosen 5 I must look into this.
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    Paris
    Paris posted on 08.13.09 at 06:49pm
    WHERE IS FERNANDO TORRES WE HAVE A THREAD DEDICATED TO GETTING HIM ON THE LIST AND BELIEVE ME HE IS WORTH IT COME ON KICKETTE WE ALL KNOW NANDO IS YOUR GUILTY PLEASURE TOO HOW MUCH LONGER MUST I SUFFER!!!
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    Gigi Neville-Brown
    Gigi Neville-Brown posted on 08.13.09 at 06:46pm
    In no particular order, although I may change my mind at any given time. Iker The Ramos Carlos Boca Negra Victor Valdez Henry Pique Gago Must think about this and revisit after a few cocktails.
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    Forever Torres
    Forever Torres posted on 08.13.09 at 06:32pm
    Iker well deservedly remains his top spot and I’m glad to see Miguel Torres making his debut but seriously what about Nando?!?! He is everything perfect in a man and, although his hair can be a bit iffy at times, how can you resist that sweet baby face? Scoop out Frings and bring in Fernando (preferably moving him higher up the rankings too). His golden locks will brighten up the list. And your day. Pretty pleaseeeeee
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    VR2BW-KASH
    VR2BW-KASH posted on 08.13.09 at 06:26pm
    ok i’m trini and because of that i should support kenwyne jones but i’ll question it now and forever how’d he get there????????????????? confused *temple throbbing* depressed
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    winnieramos
    winnieramos posted on 08.13.09 at 06:05pm
    I COMPLETELY AGREEE! can’t believe i forgot that hot piece Pique!!! i say Victor Valdes, (though Vintage Victor beats new buzz-cut Victor) he is still so dreamy!!
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    MrsXabiAlonso
    MrsXabiAlonso posted on 08.13.09 at 06:01pm
    Wow, you’re really mixing things up. And I kinda like it.

    Xabi will always be on my list, but I can see why you’ve bumped him off. I personally wouldn’t have Jones on there or Minty really, but I can appreciate them.

    I’m think Gerard Pique needs a little more attention in the Kickette world. My current F5 list is:

    1.Xabi Alonso

    2. Fernando Gago

    3. Gerard Pique

    4. Iker Casillas

    And just clinging on to his No.5 status is Cristiano Ronaldo.

    Pato and The Ramos are regular subs.

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    greensweaters
    greensweaters posted on 08.13.09 at 05:59pm
    Okay. I know Xabi’s ginger beard is a little off putting and white is REALLY not a good color on him but, he is at least 4 billion times hotter than this Torsten man. Bring Xabi back!!!!!!!!
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    winnieramos
    winnieramos posted on 08.13.09 at 05:58pm
    Miguel Torres on the FF? FINALLY!!!!!! like, honestly, it’s about effing time! he is BEYOND gorgeouss! i’m kind of disappointed in Sergio’s departure, but oh well. He’ll always be my Only One. but if my heart didn’t already belong to him, Miggie would definitely be numero uno *swoon* I think Iker is perfect where he is. After all, his beauty appeal to anyone with eyes, so it’s only right. Kenwyne–WOW!!!! dark chocolate delicious! deff nothing bittersweet about THAT!! Yoann…meh. i understand the appeal but he doesn’t make me think dirty things. and Torsten reminds me too much of Puyol–which is NEVER good for ANYONE! I must say though–BRING BACK EL RAMOS! that is all ok g’day!
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    Pon
    Pon posted on 08.13.09 at 05:56pm
    Long overdue, this update. Not my list, I still find Yoann to pretty to be HOT and how could you trade Cesc/Xabi for that viking!! And ladies, even although I adore Iker, his baldness and bad fashion should make him drop a few places on the list. But weel done, I could never choose just five. xxx
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    Anna (Frau Manuel Neuer)
    Anna (Frau Manuel Neuer) posted on 08.13.09 at 05:54pm
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FRINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  51. Natascha says:

    The list is great except for Casillas. First place? C’mon, he don’t deserve to be in that list. Torsten Frings could be in a better position, han? Luca Toni would be great in the Finest Five. Xabi Alonso? Cute, but hot? No way.

  52. roooo says:

    I want Cescy back! :(

  53. TheObserver says:

    It’s interesting to read all the whining of Cesc/Torres/Xabi whatever fans. Hey, chiquititas, it’s time to change, huh? And after all everybody’s has its own taste.

    Torsten Frings is a very hot guy – if you can’t see beauty on him, it’s OK. But you should respect the other’s opinions – being so whining and bossy about “those-idiots-dont-know-everything-about-hotness” does not help. For me, those Spanish guys are totally non-appealing – but I would never say “Iker/Yuck whatever must go out on the list” or something like that.

    So, take a rest, relax and have fun – after all, this is only a list, nothing more.

  54. eatmyboost says:

    Iker, of course, is undisputed first in my finest five as well. Kenwyne is also in there.

  55. 24 carat jewels says:

    i am looking, and i am liking!!
    except Fernando Torres is getting hotter by the moment and he is STILL waiting to be put on the F5 list!! he has done nothing wrong apart from choose a shade of blonde that is 5 shades too light for him. he deserves to be on the list, an early Christmas present, maybe?

  56. Jo says:

    Well done, Kickette!  Iker and Yoann are no surprise but stil yummy.  I confess that I don’t know Miguel but he is Menudo-hot.

    Kenwyne – oy vey!  I’m just going to sit and stare at his profile for a bit.  Yeah, that works.

    I applaud the inclusion of bad-ass Frings.  He wouldn’t be my first choice WB pick but I am feeling the Viking vibe.

    Not my personal F5 but I am not complaining! :D

  57. Kile says:

    YOANN GOURCUFF!  Ahhhh, that man is just perfection. 

    I am a fan of this F5, though I will miss Cesc.  He even got that ridiculous hair under control and he is looking GOOD lately …

    Don’t really get Frings.  I’m all for a manly man.  But it’s not working for me.  Perhaps the hair? 

    Kenwyne and Miguel are welcome additions.  Well done, Kickette!

    Oh, my personal F5?

    1. Yoann Gourcuff
    2. Cesc Fabregas
    3. Carlos Bocanegra
    4. Iker Casillas
    5. Roque Santa Cruz

  58. FootballerChick43-&q says:

    Oh yeah – forgot to tell you my list. Here it is:
    1. Michael Ballack
    2. Iker Casillas
    3. Miguel Torres
    4. Frank Lampard
    5. Didier Drogba

  59. Trish says:

    Im glad Iker still number one. I think he is the sexiest. He doesnt have that boyish look like most players. He’s the man!!! The mans got lovely eyebrows and such kissable lips.

    Also Iker reminds me of Adam Brody from the OC. He’s sort of that nerdy character that you cant help loving!!! He is toooo sexy in no matter what he wears!!! Amazingly, he doesnt have to work hard to get it, it comes naturally.

    I also like David Villa. To me he seems like a shy but naughty man. He is also very passionate about the game!!! His soul patch just adds to his mystery. Like he needs it to plan his next clandestine operation and gosh those droopy bedroom eyes that always smile with him.

    Im checking Miguel Torres too, he’s FINE!!!!

  60. Ebba says:

    Torsten is LOVE! So good to finally see him on a Hottest list <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  61. ruby says:

    I’m glad to see the back of Cesc, Xabi and Roque, they just don’t do it for me.  Happy that Iker and Yoann are still where they belong, and I think Miguel and Kenwyne are good additions, although probably wouldn’t be my choices.  Not keen on Torsten at all.

    Overall, good changes though!

  62. Lenses says:

    Very Nice, Kickette. I especially remember Frings for the fight he got into in WC 2006 with Argentina. (HAHAHAHAHA @ the Onion Rings comment :p)

    But, you’re leaving Serie A totally untouched!
    There’s practically a gold mine over there <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  63. Iggy says:

    YES! Torsten Frings! YEHEHEHEHSSS!

  64. German Girl says:

    YAY to Torsten! He puts all those bland Spanish guys in the limbo. We need some macho man after all. I really like him and handsome to the boot Kenwyne Jones. The others, bleh.

  65. Tash says:

    I CANT BELIEVE YOU REMOVED SANTA CRUZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/shock.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="shock" style="border:0;" />

  66. lady says:

    1. Iker
    2. Iker
    3. Iker
    4. Yoann (I feel like a cougar but I;m ok with that)
    5. Xabi

    PS- Iker, will you pelase marry me NOW!?!?

  67. lady says:

    my picks:

    1. Iker
    2. Iker
    3. Iker
    4. Yoann
    5. Xabi

    PS- will u please NOW marry me!!?!?!

  68. LFC girl says:

    Noooooo, where has Roque gone? I know he seems to have gone back to his centre-parting ways since his move to Man City (wrong wrong wrong Roque) but he’s still worthy of a top 5 placing surely?

    My top 5 would be:
    1. Roque Santa Cruz
    2. Niko Kranjcar
    3. Fernando Torres
    4. Yoann Gourcuff
    5. Iker Casillas

  69. Jessica says:

    C’mon girls, Torsten is much better than Cesc, Torres or Xabi.

  70. miss_fabregas says:

    Can’t believe cesc is off the list :(

  71. TammyV says:

    Yay! DIVERSITY RETURNS! Even though Kenwyne Jones plays from the bad Sunderland I can stil enjoy

  72. Boston Red says:

    No. None. Maybe Kenwyne.

  73. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Wow, you’re really mixing things up. And I kinda like it.

    Xabi will always be on my list, but I can see why you’ve bumped him off. I personally wouldn’t have Jones on there or Minty really, but I can appreciate them.

    I’m think Gerard Pique needs a little more attention in the Kickette world. My current F5 list is:

    1.Xabi Alonso

    2. Fernando Gago

    3. Gerard Pique

    4. Iker Casillas

    And just clinging on to his No.5 status is Cristiano Ronaldo.

    Pato and The Ramos are regular subs.

  74. Liz says:

    Yay for Miguel! I started clapping when I saw his beautiful face. What a doll!

    Mine would be…

    1. Miguel Torres
    2. Marco Borriello
    3. Iker Casillas
    4. Miguel Veloso
    5. Lucas Neill (go Australia!!)

  75. Rusty (Mrs Clemens F says:

    holy crap, Kickette, I actually find ALL OF THEM HOT! Well done!

    (of course not the Werder Bremen player I’d choose in my Finest Five, but I take what I can get!)

  76. Cindy says:

    i never really gave him credit before but how ya doing Kenwyne Jones? mmmm!

  77. Gourcruyff says:

    1) Yoann Gourcuff
    2) MORGAN SCHNEIDERLIN (search on google) of southampton
    3) Kevin Gameiro

  78. CC says:

    I noticed that this website doesnt often mentioned players from Serie A, there are alot of hot players, heres a little list.
    Marco Borriello   (Milan)
    Marco Amelia     (Genoa)
    Robert Acquafresca (Genoa)
    Luis Jimenez     (former Inter player now West Ham)

  79. Hannahh says:

    I am still trying to get my head around the fact that FERNANDO TORRES is not on this list! he is just delightful..highlight of my football watching disappointed X

  80. Hannahh says:

    if this is a democracy, i'd say the majority are for a cheeky addition of fernandooooooooo:)

  81. loulastar says:

    hope cesc comes back soon! I agree with the special mention to the entire spanish national team the're so hooot!, you should look carlos vela too!!!

  82. MeLovesFutbol says:

    OMG Kickette, I cannot believe this Torsten Frings guy has taken the place of Cesc? What are you thinking?

  83. TheSpanishBoysFTW says:

    Iker all the wayyy! :)

  84. greensweaters says:

    Okay. I know Xabi's ginger beard is a little off putting and white is REALLY not a good color on him but, he is at least 4 billion times hotter than this Torsten man. Bring Xabi back!!!!!!!!

  85. Mariam says:

    frings isn't doing it for me. put roque back up there.

  86. MissNando9 says:

    torsten frings ahead of nando?? no way! my list: 1. Fernando Torres!! 2. Yoann Gourcuff 3. Roque Santa Cruz 4. Gerard Pique 5. Davide Santon

  87. VR2BW-KASH says:

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  88. winnieramos says:

    Miguel Torres on the FF? FINALLY!!!!!! like, honestly, it's about effing time! he is BEYOND gorgeouss! i'm kind of disappointed in Sergio's departure, but oh well. He'll always be my Only One. but if my heart didn't already belong to him, Miggie would definitely be numero uno *swoon* I think Iker is perfect where he is. After all, his beauty appeal to anyone with eyes, so it's only right. Kenwyne–WOW!!!! dark chocolate delicious! deff nothing bittersweet about THAT!! Yoann…meh. i understand the appeal but he doesn't make me think dirty things. and Torsten reminds me too much of Puyol–which is NEVER good for ANYONE! I must say though–BRING BACK EL RAMOS! that is all :) g'day!

  89. Estefi says:

    I'd personally add some southamerican beauty,but the rest,I completely agree:)

  90. bitterlemon says:

    this list is BOGUS without Cristiano!!

  91. Pon says:

    Long overdue, this update. Not my list, I still find Yoann to pretty to be HOT and how could you trade Cesc/Xabi for that viking!! And ladies, even although I adore Iker, his baldness and bad fashion should make him drop a few places on the list. But weel done, I could never choose just five. xxx

  92. Katania says:

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  93. Forever Torres says:

    Iker well deservedly remains his top spot and I'm glad to see Miguel Torres making his debut but seriously what about Nando?!?! He is everything perfect in a man and, although his hair can be a bit iffy at times, how can you resist that sweet baby face? Scoop out Frings and bring in Fernando (preferably moving him higher up the rankings too). His golden locks will brighten up the list. And your day. Pretty pleaseeeeee

  94. izzy says:

    I'll never ever question Iker. Kenwyne, wow, never realized how gorgeous he is. Can't get down with the viking look though. Bring back a pretty boy. The other two are acceptable, lol.

  95. Wendy (loves Man Uni says:

    ::cries:: ay dios mio…so it's happened…no more xabi OR roque. :-( why,kickette? WHY??! They're so beautiful!! I was afraid of this. What about Gerard Pique? Or Clemens Fritz? They're yummy. And Carlos Bocanegra and Benny Feilhaber are gorgeous. The new F5 guys are hot, but I'm not so sure they're all worthy of finest five status…

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  97. TwistedThursday says:

    Iker is a god. Happy to see him still at the top. :P

  98. torres4ever says:

    I'd<span class="wbr"></span> love<span class="wbr"></span> to<span class="wbr"></span> see<span class="wbr"></span> Nando<span class="wbr"></span> and<span class="wbr"></span> Bojan<span class="wbr"></span> on<span class="wbr"></span><span class="wbr"></span> here!I<span class="wbr"></span> agree<span class="wbr"></span> with<span class="wbr"></span> the<span class="wbr"></span> top<span class="wbr"></span> four<span class="wbr"></span><span class="wbr"></span> because<span class="wbr"></span> they're<span class="wbr"></span> hot<span class="wbr"></span> but<span class="wbr"></span><span class="wbr"></span> Frings….?????Other<span class="wbr"></span> than<span class="wbr"></span> that<span class="wbr"></span> you<span class="wbr"></span> did<span class="wbr"></span> a<span class="wbr"></span> fabulous<span class="wbr"></span> job<span class="wbr"></span> on<span class="wbr"></span> the<span class="wbr"></span> list.

  99. goalkeeperette says:

    No<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> Cesc<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> anymore?<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> brb<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> looking<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> for<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN><SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> the<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> nearest<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> cliff!<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> <IMG title="depressed" height="16" alt="depressed" src="http://static0.fluxstatic.com/-/Clients/Common/Img/RTE/smiley/alpha/depressed.gif&quot; width="16"><SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> But<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN><SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> daaaaaaaaaang<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> Kenwyne<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> is<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> HOT!!!

  100. Julia says:

    OMG you guys got the Fringser XDDD

  101. 'TorresNubianQu says:

    Kickette where's my boo Nando, Nando shud b at number 1 at number 2 would be Carlos Bocanegra closely followed by Benny Feilhabe and then mr phil jagielka and last but certainly not least mr robin van persie now thats a sexy buncg of men ;-)

  102. striker says:

    wow, way to shake it up! glad to see Bambi made the list, sad to see Xabi go. :( was it the beard?!

  103. Dreamgirl says:

    Yes, to Kenwyne. No, to the rest. But at least Cesc is gone.

  104. Gigi Neville-Brown says:

    In no particular order, although I may change my mind at any given time. Iker The Ramos Carlos Boca Negra Victor Valdez Henry Pique Gago Must think about this and revisit after a few cocktails.

  105. autumnmaple101 says:

    Not too sure about Frings..Kenwyne's got a great smile I guess. But no matter, San Iker is still where he belongs so no complaints :)

  106. sassy says:

    Yoann. Wow. Wow and more Wow. But come on girls, just like a fine wine Fernando Torres is getting better with age and MUST be included on this list!

  107. Dee13 (mrs m metze) says:

    whooooa a german made the list..?? quelle surprise..! :D are pigs flying or something..?? ;D lol, kidding.. ;D but yes there needed to be a manly man on the list and torsten is just that… ; ) kenwyne jones is beyond gorgeous, crikey… eeeeeeeeee!!! minty made the list..!! oh my word, he's so loooovely… *~* well done kickette, some nice surprises there… (:

  108. dcubetcha says:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Cesc must return! Also, I wish Carlos Bocanegra took his clothes off more so that he could be on the list. :( I think the entire Spanish national team should just occupy one spot on the list because they're all REEEEEEEEALLY sexy and it's just not fair to everyone that is from another country…

  109. lutscher says:

    THANK YOU FOR TORSTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is all

  110. Beth says:

    i kinda of agree with the new one…i think!! Iker definitely, no question, he is in his rightful place. yes to eyelashes and i think minty gets BOD. Never noticed kenwyne before but he has got amazing cheek bones, and very good shoulders. But Frings?…really? I would have liked to see xabi stay there, however i agree that some punishment is needed due to his defection to the other side, its a tough one….

  111. Paris says:

    WHERE IS FERNANDO TORRES WE HAVE A THREAD DEDICATED TO GETTING HIM ON THE LIST AND BELIEVE ME HE IS WORTH IT COME ON KICKETTE WE ALL KNOW NANDO IS YOUR GUILTY PLEASURE TOO HOW MUCH LONGER MUST I SUFFER!!!

  112. SuzyQ says:

    When is the Elite XI being revealed???? I hope Xabi and Cesc have been taken off the F5 because they've moved over there! LOL My F5 would be Xabi, Cesc, Becks, Malouda and Lampsy!

  113. Erin says:

    Very interesting list! I always like to see who other people are drooling over, even if it's not the same as mine. Kenwyne really does have the bone structure of a god, doesn't he! ;)

  114. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:

    what???? why??? why is Roque Santa Cruz out the list??? no more comments.. I dont agree with you… I still heart you, but no… :(

  115. Allyra says:

    Hmmmmm nice list! But still, i think that Roque is missing…

  116. SamGunner! says:

    what the hell is that lol. Why has cesc and xavi gone? Jones and frings in? Kickette why havent you got torres in yet?

  117. Nuts over Nando says:

    Iker Casillas & Yoann Gourcuff. Hell yes! Also, Juan Manuel Mata and David Villa. All I really want to know however is, why no Fernando Torres? Sigh.

  118. MariannaBelle says:

    How cud u let go of Xavi and Cesc. they are still up on the list in my eyes. Where is FERNANDO TORRES? Miguel torres is not quite on his level somehow but is way better than frings!

  119. zo-tl says:

    Where is Nando?!!! I thought it was understood that he would feature this time, he’s even a daddy now! This is just terrible. He’s sulking now, I must go cheer him up and check the latest freckle count.

  120. Rebecca says:

    What the? Frings out – Roque in! Otherwise, a very good list…

  121. Mel (Mrs. Pique, the one and only) says:

    I know this is mean and irrational and probably makes me a terrible person, but I’m happy Xabi’s out. Because I’m childish like that and I refuse to forgive him in any way. Some kind of punishment was needed. I’ve been following you since you were a 18-year-old kiddo on loan in Eibar, and this is how you pay me back? *shakes fist angrily* Me likes Frings.

  122. Gigi Neville-Brown says:

    Oh yes, Kenwyne is beautiful, even though he does play for Sunderland, Tammy. ;)

  123. Gigi Neville-Brown says:

    Frings must go. Really don’t get that one.

  124. aristeia says:

    Absolutely brilliant F5! Great variety and new faces, I’m loving it. I’m quite happy to have Cesc gone honestly (sorry Cesc-fans) and Xabi needs a time out b/c he’s been a naughty boy.

    Migi’s mouth is literally a work of art. And his cleft chin. And his doe eyes… *whimper*.

    Kenwyne, sweet lord… I remember when you first brought him up. That smile would cause more than an easier shopping trip. Let’s just say I understand why he was able to procreate.

    Torsten… seriously, that bit about him just about made me PMSL. And I agree w/ it all. Well done!

    I don’t know if I could name my own 5, I’m in lust w/ too many. Hm, here’s a couple that have been killing me lately: Claudio Marchisio & Carles Puyol (yes, I said Puyi). And Leonardo gets special mention as a coach.

  125. Shandora says:

    2&4, oh YES. Isn’t there another inclusion you ought to make in the HOT H.O.F.? (as stated http://www.kickette.com/index.php?/site/comments/taking_off_cesc_fabregas_and_samir_nasri/. Let’s celebrate how many of us came into this sport of hot http://www.kickette.com/index.php?/site/comments/rollin_with_the_reds_ryan_giggs/)

  126. LynxKitten says:

    Frings sun Thank you Kickette! And good call on not including CRonaldo, could never find what’s sexy about that greased up slick anyway.

  127. Anna (Frau Manuel Neuer) says:

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FRINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  128. Sarah says:

    Oooohh.

    That, right there, is the sound of a punch in the gut! Mi capitan, my one true love, kicked off the list and replaced by my mortal enemy, Handball Frings. I will never ever forgive him for 2002. I couldn’t like him even if he looked like Iker. That hurts, Kickette.

    Good choice on Iker (again) though; that boy still deserves to be numero uno. Lashes will always be hot, if a bit pretty-boyish. And I agree with Ven on bringing Niko in eventually…haha, no surprises there!

  129. LoveLamps says:

    Wow! Didn’t see that coming, but impressive Kickette. Very impressive. I will not start the Lampard for Finest Five movement again. I’m ok with him not being on your list as he’s #1 on mine always and forever. I can appreciate the Serie A love on the Hot H.O.F. but there are plenty of young ballers in that league worth a look for the next round. Until next time Kickette. . . .