November 17th, 2006
The Friday Fit: Michael Owen
But then? We had to reconsider. It was possible we were just high from the possibility of England doing well in the World Cup, and everyone knows how that tends to go/continues to go/will always go.
Years passed, Michael grew up, and rather than becoming a tasty treat, he ended up with an odd sort of big head/disproportionate frame. If asked in a pub quiz, we would guess he was only 4 foot tall, though we know that couldn’t possible be true.
As news trickled in of his gambling addictions and his plans of moving his whole family within a 10 foot radar of his house (he eventually bought an entire cul-de-sac for his peeps, spending about