November 17th, 2006

The Friday Fit: Michael Owen

Back in the day, when little Mikey O scored that fabulous goal against Argentina in the 1998 World Cup we thought… maybe, just maybe, when he grows up he could be a hot one.

But then? We had to reconsider. It was possible we were just high from the possibility of England doing well in the World Cup, and everyone knows how that tends to go/continues to go/will always go.

Years passed, Michael grew up, and rather than becoming a tasty treat, he ended up with an odd sort of big head/disproportionate frame. If asked in a pub quiz, we would guess he was only 4 foot tall, though we know that couldn’t possible be true.

As news trickled in of his gambling addictions and his plans of moving his whole family within a 10 foot radar of his house (he eventually bought an entire cul-de-sac for his peeps, spending about

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4 Responses to “The Friday Fit: Michael Owen”

  1. josy says:

    wow. WOW. yes he has proved u wrong many times over with these. WOW. haha

  2. Emma says:

    Yep. Lurvely.

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