September 21st, 2007

The Friday Fug: Bad Hair Days

Right now we’re coming off all agitated over the hair-don’t being worked over by Birmingham City’s Garry O’Connor.  It’s a modern-day mullet (if such a thing exists), and it’s nearly-ginger.  That right there sums it up. 


We also get a little uncomfortable over the former hotness of Zizou because his hair… well, it’s just not what it once was, is it? Can anyone confirm if there is any of it left?

David James could potentially be up for a lifetime achievement award, but he’s too good-looking. Even through the ghosts of hair-ridiculousness past.

And please, for the love of all that is holy, will someone have a not so quiet word with Arsenal’s Bacary Sagna.  We’re all for creativity and expression – we love the insanity of Cisse’s many styles – but this is not an example of successful creativity nor expression nor extensions.  It’s offensive to men, women, children and the weaving loom that created the hair fibres out of a fine blend of blonde yak and acrylics.

Don’t even get us started on Liverpool’s Andriy Voronin. 

Over to you Kickettes.

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32 Responses to “The Friday Fug: Bad Hair Days”

  1. brandy says:

    That was GROSS. Nothin’ sexy about 2 “straight” men kissing. It stinks of dirty orgies with dirty groupies/WAG-hopefuls.

  2. LFCgal says:

    haha the lamps/terry kiss isn’t so bad, cos it’s not on the lips, they’re just enjoying themselves, doesn’t do anything for me tho cos they’re both tubes imo <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

    there’s something not right about xabi and stevie’s kiss…it’s two straight guys kissing, on the lips, they enjoy it waaay too much, and the licking is enough to give me nightmares, glad some people like it though! <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  3. uneditedmara says:

    Just what I needed to believe in true love again, My Captain. *swoons*

  4. AnnaD says:

    that Stevie-Xabi kiss has got me all hot and bothered for some reason…i need a private moment to calm down…having said that, tho, the lick is kinda gross; i HATE having my ear licked (of course, if Stevie offered, i wouldn’t be saying no!!!!)

  5. LFCgal says:

    wow I just found the moment when he had to take a water break in the far east -;=

    Don’t say I’m not dedicated wink

    This, on the other hand, makes my skin crawl, it’s so unsexy and makes them look unmanly, the most disturbing part is when Xabi licks Stevie’s ear afterwards – WHY?!

  6. LFCgal says:

    Watching that Brum game made me feel sick, I could just tell we weren’t going to score after the first 20 minutes.

    aww our players’ hair isn’t so bad, Stevie’s got rid of the quiff and got it shorter now so he looks better and Xabi’s is nice, wish he’d have it like it was in this video -

    this is the hottest I’ve seen him (apart from the pre-season trip to the far east and the cl final 05 , he looks so gawjus when he’s about to take THAT penalty, must be the hot weather that brings out the best of him smile)

    mmmm that video makes me go all tingly

  7. Anja says:

    First: Torres should return to the World Cup mohawk, I agree with Portia about it.
    Second: Zizou is as hot as bald raspberry
    Third: Bad hair thing in Liverpool… Though I’m their fan… I hate their haircuts!!!

  8. tammyv says:

    Lololol.. Xabi is pretty. Stevie is Not..The water break – fantastic; the kiss made me laugh, they are boys being boys

    I will see your Spainish-Scouser video and raise you a Chelsea leaders:

    I can’t decide if it freaks me out or is fantastically wonderful.. I do love the Lamps shoulder shrugg

  9. Portia says:

    I detest Torres’s hair at the moment.  The headband, the clearly visible roots, and the greasy texture are all incredibly fug. Off the pitch, it looks as if he’s channeling Alfalfa from “The Little Rascals”. Whatever happened to the World Cup mohawk?

  10. JB says:

    there are some guys that look super hot with sweaty, shaggy hair, but then when their hair is all done up, it looks nasty.  i dunno, maybe that’s just me. =)

  11. S A R A H ;; says:

    You Would Think With The Amount Of Money Footballers Earn They Would Be Able To Afford A Nice Hair Cut…
    I Agree That Men Look Better with Shorter Hair Daniel de Ridder For Example.. When He Had ong Hait He Was Soo Fit But He Grew It Long And It Made Him Look Like A Tramp tongue laugh
    And I Love Stevies Hair!!

  12. AnnaD says:

    we have to blame SOMEthing for drawing with bloody Birmingham, so i’m willing to blame team hair as much as anything else…BIRMINGHAM ffs…i despair

  13. TammyV says:

    I am watching the Pool v. B city match and all I can think is that the ENTIRE Liverpool team has bad hair.  Seriously,it is an awful but team effort

  14. carly says:

    LOL Jubilee – hideous!

  15. Gina says:

    Didier Drogba is hot hot hot despite that disgusting hair.  But I think that’s another category? “Hot except for that stuff on his head”

  16. jubilee says:

    this picture of fabregas will make you cry……

  17. carly says:

    Good example on Voronin…that mass of hair makes me sick to my stomach.
    Zidane is not to blame, not much he can do about not having hair. He looks good bald.

    I can’t not mention Abel Xavier and those noodles he wears on top of his head.

  18. ballack's missi says:

    i will shamefully admit to thinking drogba is a man’s man…except when he’s dying gracefully on the pitch.

    the hair? different planet altogether.

    all these arsenal youngsters have pretty bad hair when they first come to the club. i await the day for improvement in young sagna.

  19. Rusty says:

    I think Zizou is hotter the less hair he has on his head. I proudly wear his France shirt (though not around Italians).

    Cesc’s streaked mullet rocked in a sick sort of way. (Count me as someone who’s watched the 2004 Charity Shield way too many times for another reason.)

  20. AnnaD says:

    i think it’s his hair that makes me so fond of Stevie G…it’s so unsuccessful that it makes him human—LOL…i’ve heard people say that he has an ‘onion head’, which i have to admit is a good description *grin*  Poor Stevie: married to that skank AND with bad hair sense (i’ll bet the

  21. Anon (TammyV in hidd says:

    I am hidding under a rock with this one.  I HATE Stevie G’s hair. 

    It is a messy hybrid of shaggy buzz cut/overly producted/wannabe hipster/12 year old alter boy. I am not so down with him in general but his hair is awful and it highlights his supersized stangely shaped forehead

  22. tammyv says:

    C-Ron’s hair, I hate.. I always think that if he sat on my couch there would be a stain of gel (like in the movie Coming to America). I hate it

  23. Robin says:

    Drogba has the absolute worst hair – ugh. I do like a man with long hair (as well as a man with no hair so there you go) but it needs to be nicely groomed not just nasty and disgusting. Voronin at least looks like he washes his and it suits his face.

  24. AnnaD says:

    “Help yourself to the bald guys. Leave the ones with hair to me.“

    wheeeee!!!  sounds like a plan to me!!!  i call first dibs on Stevie G, Pepe Reina, and Paul Robinson

  25. Victoria says:

    Didn’t like Cesc Fabregas’s old hair. The mullet, the headband, and the “mohawk” he sported in an interview on the Arsenal website.

    But even then, I thought he was [freakn’] awesome & hot (strangely enough).

  26. Becca x says:

    I Completely Agree With ou Anna And Charotte, I Hate Long Hair On Boys. It Always Looks Greasy And Sweaty…And They Look Alot Better Wthout It.

  27. Cherry says:

    Now wait a minute. We can’t all like the same thing. Think of the chaos. The fights. I like long hair. Love the ponytails. Becks looked his best with his long. Hate the super short and especially hate the shaved look. Yuk. Help yourself to the bald guys. Leave the ones with hair to me.

  28. freddiegirl says:

    Gotta agree with the Torres thing.  I hate sweaty long hair.
    Zidane is still hot.  Watch the infamous headbutt again.  But…I love Freddie Ljungberg so I obviously don’t mind guys who are the battle to keep a full head of hair.

  29. Aishah says:

    Voronin’s hair’s annoying

  30. Charlotte ;; says:

    Jens Lehmanns Hair Does My Head In..
    I Dot Really Kno Who Does It.. But Torres For Example.. He Has Long Hair And When he Plays Football It Gets Sweaty And Thats A really Bad Turn Off!!

  31. AnnaD says:

    Didier Drogba’s hair makes me gag—-the thought of what it must feel and smell like just turns my stomach…in fact, i detest long hair on men full stop: it’s not natural, it’s not sexy——it’s disgusting: get rid

    give voronin a few more months at Liverpool; he’ll see the error of his ways and get a number 4 cut all over: sorted :D