September 21st, 2007
The Friday Fug: Bad Hair Days
Right now we’re coming off all agitated over the hair-don’t being worked over by Birmingham City’s Garry O’Connor. It’s a modern-day mullet (if such a thing exists), and it’s nearly-ginger. That right there sums it up.
We also get a little uncomfortable over the former hotness of Zizou because his hair… well, it’s just not what it once was, is it? Can anyone confirm if there is any of it left?
David James could potentially be up for a lifetime achievement award, but he’s too good-looking. Even through the ghosts of hair-ridiculousness past.
And please, for the love of all that is holy, will someone have a not so quiet word with Arsenal’s Bacary Sagna. We’re all for creativity and expression – we love the insanity of Cisse’s many styles – but this is not an example of successful creativity nor expression nor extensions. It’s offensive to men, women, children and the weaving loom that created the hair fibres out of a fine blend of blonde yak and acrylics.
Don’t even get us started on Liverpool’s Andriy Voronin.
Over to you Kickettes.