July 18th, 2008

The Hook Up: Cristiano Ronaldo/Random Brunette


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Well, it looks like Cristiano’s over Whatsherface McBoobies.

The latest news coming out of Hollywood – where CR is currently businessing/vacationing – is that he hooked up with a hot brunette (not Nereida) and headed back to his hotel room with her around 2am.

But let’s not jump to conclusions.  Perhaps Cristiano just wanted to show her his collection of man bags.

Btw, C-Ron haters, move along from this post without expressing your distaste. For those of us who appreciate, we would rather not have our eye-feast interrupted by being reminded of hair grease, arrogance, slavery and so forth.  Spoils the mood.

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33 Responses to “The Hook Up: Cristiano Ronaldo/Random Brunette”

  1. Nelly says:

    Its seems that, as of late, Cristiano doesn't fail to disappoint. I mean, I adore him as a footballer, but why does he have to be such a man whore? Honestly, I just don't get it. Can someone help me to understand?

  2. MrsMichaelOwen says:

    Hmm, well and truely over her!x

  3. The Fourth Official says:

    Okay, I'm still mad, but I won't say anything mean. He isn't leaving this season, according to SAF. I'm not ready to sing his praises, but if he behaves himself, and apologizes and scores goals, I could be appeased. As far as the hookup goes, go for it. Nothing better for getting over a (cough) heartache than a new (cough) love.

  4. Filthygorgeous says:

    Aww I love the tackiness that is Mr Aveiro. He should have his own portuguese soap opera or reality show. He looks hot though, hell I'd let him plough me into next month(did I just say that, ahem). As for the staged pap photos, he does it in Europe so why not whore himself out to the media and people of LA, whilst Nereida is madly calling every tabloid possible to sell her sob story and line up a few lad-mag photo shoots to keep the money rolling in. Back of the net Ms Gallardo! However, I'm sure C-Ron will not despair, he will seek comfort in another big-rack lilo in no time. Perhaps he should become the poster-boy for Valtrex? At the rate he's going he probably has an on-going prescription for it. He has to be a front-runner for FIFA man-whore of the year…surely? :)

  5. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    Haha, collection of manbags. I laughed a good long while at that one. Other than that, I am void of comments.

  6. Ronaldo is dedicated to every part of his lifestyle and so are the people he has around him.

  7. charlotte ox says:

    I Think I Was That Brunette <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  8. Gigi Neville-Brown says:

    Thanx MXA, glad to be back.  Just hope that the old-style posting wins over the new one.

  9. Julie says:

    Ha, Ha, Whatsherface McBoobies, lol
    So funny,
    I’m still so happy that he’s dumped that trash!
    And she thought they were going to get married,what an idiot.

  10. juwle9torres says:

    whatsername mcboobies!! thats funny!!!
    he seems to get over women really quickly, doesnt he! not that i care

  11. Great to see you back Gigi cheese

  12. Becca x says:

    Anyones better then ‘her’

  13. ibra honey says:

    hey all, i am a new one on kickette, and needless to say i am now giong to be a fulltime kicketter. anyway ronaldo is hot, such beautiful eyes.

  14. Sara says:

    I can understand the feelings that C-Ron brings out in people. You either love him or loathe him. I love him. He’s a wonderful cheesy Eurotrash diva of the highest order!

    I’m so glad he’s kicked out the fame whore, and I hope we never see her fake boobs and lumpy cellulite ridden thighs ever again..

  15. dos santos girl says:

    oh geez. where to start?  with the collection of man bags?  hee hee, Kickette, you are too funny!

    He’s looking good and caramelly in LA.  I believe his agent, not his MANAGER, hooked him up with the girl, lol.  Oh, could u imagine that?  But still, it seems that his agent often introduces him to girls.  He’s sort of a pimp yes?

    Cristiano is so trashy but he didn’t hook up with Paris so I don’t have to burn his book now.  I’m good.

  16. Venice says:

    Surprise surprise.

  17. Lindsey says:

    one word for this picture… delicious!!!!

  18. Oh man! Just when I thought I was over Ken-Ron this picture has brought it all back! Damn that man and his tanned torso!!

    Random brunette?? c9, where you been lady?  wink

    Security word: lay58 – oh I’ve missed those!! LOL

  19. Theresa says:

    Lucky girl… Mmm mmm mmm i would mind checking out his man bags or any other manly thing of his <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" /> holy mama the man has sex appeal!

  20. Gigi Neville-Brown says:

    I should have known that he would be at the Beverly Hills Hotel.  That seems to be the hotel of choice for ballers, even though sometimes they are on less favourable teams.

    Up for a late night cocktail and swim, Tammy?  August can’t come quick enough.

    PS Anyone know who this “actress” is?  In LA, “actresses” that hang out at hotel bars until the wee hours of the morning go by a different moniker entirely, “working girl.“  Perfect for C-Ron.

    PPS Glad that Whoreida is gone.  Maybe now his game will improve and he will regain the appreciation and respect for the manager and team that made him.

  21. c9 says:

    What makes you think I was up early after a night like that??  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" /> Ah the joys of shirtless, wet Cristiano! If there were only more of those to come by <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/cheese.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="cheese" style="border:0;" />

  22. Jade says:

    He’s so hot! I’m glad he’s having a fab time in L.A.

  23. SuzyQ says:

    hmmm the new coments have disappeared for me too…

    Love this pic and all his C-Ron glory. Glad he’s moved on.

    And to the girls who keep mentioning Boruc – Kickette will get to you guy, just chill. If you keep going off topic you’ll get the boot LOL !!  Start a community thread or something. Yeesh.

  24. HoneyBee says:

    heart78-my heart definitely beats faster when I see him.I agree MXA-this is C9’s opportunity-get your bikini,book a flight to LA and the man won’t know what hit him.Gosh he looks delicious. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" />

  25. carly says:

    Good for him! Seriously.

  26. shell says:

    I knew there’d be a story about him hooking up with some American girl as soon as I heard that he was in LA. It never fails

  27. Johnna says:

    Mmmmm why can’t I see that in my pool.

  28. FirstTeamCoach says:

    Cris has certainly kept us entertained this close season. He is making sure his 'wild oats' are scattered far and wide lol

  29. patinhomio07 says:

    jax…it's not a pearl necklace its a rosary….that must have gotten turned around.

  30. lose that girl says:

    At least Cris isn't boring so he adds so much to our daily lives. Just think if he was well-behaved, we wouldn't have so much to rant out. lose that girl blog

  31. jax says:

    OK nothing mean. Would it be possible for those of you who love Him to get a message to Him that the pearl necklace really has to go. I can appreciate a fine physique on any man but the pic is a bit ruined by the questionable jewellery choices. There, that wasn’t so mean…

  32. lose that girl says:

    At least Cris isn’t boring so he adds so much to our daily lives. Just think if he was well-behaved, we wouldn’t have so much to rant out.

    lose that girl blog