January 14th, 2008

The Infidelity Files: Adrian Mutu

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As a former Finest Five list favourite of ours, Adrian Mutu is never far from our hearts and loins. For example, we watch this promo for his reality TV show on a daily basis, even if we have no idea what anyone is saying on it. 

As such, we can only report on rumours that Adrian is having an affair via an somewhat objective, bulleted list of attempted non-judgment.

- Adrian is married to Consuelo, who is expecting their second child in a few months, (he has one other child from a previous relationship).

image- Tabloids in Italy are reporting a scandalicious affair between Adrian Mutu and actress/model Martina Stella.

- Although she has a few acting credits to her name (like a bit part in Ocean’s Twelve), it’s yet to be fully confirmed whether Martina falls into the Opportunistic Dating range of mistresses we are all so familiar with. 

- Photos have been published in the craptastically bad Novella 2000 magazine of the pair flirting and chatting at a table in a disco in Florence.

- Mr M. swears that the two are just old friends.

- In fact, Adrian and Martina met met five years ago, when Martina was nineteen and dating Lapo Elkann, the Fiat scion who (allegedly) overdosed on a cocaine and heroin cocktail and was found unconscious in the apartment of a middle-aged transvestite named Patrizia.

- Oh, and Martina abandoned Lapo’s near-ginger arse after that happened.

- Adrian’s official line on the matter: “I love my wife Consuelo who is going to give me a third child and I adore my family. In this moment I am particularly happy with my life and I don’t have any any worries in my head. What other people are talking about me in these days is pure fantasy.“

Infidelity possibilities aside, let’s get back to the major issue that has been left out of reports, tabloids or otherwise:  Mutu is still good-looking. We will continue to monitor this status and situation as a matter of urgency.

thanks S!

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12 Responses to “The Infidelity Files: Adrian Mutu”

  1. io says:

    Guiller,

    The second thing he says is “Follow my story every week.“

    Is it a reality tv show or a biography thing? Anyone know?

  2. Guiller says:

    The video of the promo is in Romanian, it says:

    “He received a ball at the age of 10. He scored his first goal, and he didn

  3. Guiller says:

    Mutu is the best! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

    (and LoveLamps too :D )

  4. michelle TN says:

    Good Mutu reminder b/c I sort of forgot about him.  In general, I keep my “he’s so hot” comments about dudes who cheat to myself but it seems like the cheating story has been fabricated by the media.  Therefore I must say “HE’S SO HOT!“

  5. The Fourth Official says:

    Where have you been, LoveLamps?  Haven’t seen you on the board in a while.

  6. LoveLamps says:

    My first soccer love heating up the tabloids again.  The world is slowly returning to normal!

  7. The Fourth Official says:

    I must be in a hormonal “what the hell, I need more skank in my life” kind of mood today, ‘cause I think he’s hot too.  And I don’t usually find ex-druggies particularly attractive.  I love the little kiss he gives the ball in his promo. *Tingly.*

  8. c9 says:

    Mutu, oohh so hot! Gotta’ love the look he gives <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  9. brandy says:

    OOOOOOO – just saw the ball kissing, then kept rewinding it to see it again and again and again… just WOW!!! AND HOOOOOOOOT!!!!

  10. brandy says:

    Honestly, that man is too gorgeous for one woman alone to enjoy. It is just not fair to the rest of us who are not his wife!

  11. Gina says:

    A couple of important facts from that article in the italian paper: Mutu spent his Christmas break in Miami, so start checking for 2008 holiday deals now. And he and his wife are expecting a little girl!

  12. Drug Addiction Treatment says:

    Mutu is one of those footballers that were discovered very young and transfered directly to a big team. His game spoke for him and everybody knew he’ll be big very fast. Maybe this whole celebrity over night thing got to his head and clouded his judgment.