August 13th, 2007

The Infidelity Files: Garry O’Connor


He’s young, he’s rich and he’s dumb.

Usually the way we like ‘em, but in the case of Garry O’Connor and his booze-fest of prostitutes, merriment and prostitutional merriness, we’re not really down with his bg.

Story has it that the newly signed Birmingham City striker had a liason with four hookers a few nights before his team’s Premiership debut against Chelsea on Saturday.  Mr. O was first spotted with a mate hitting up the local massage parlour to pick up the girls. 

Pause for thought: isn’t that a tad idiotic? Can’t you pay for a freakin’ cab?  You make something like £2.7 million and you have to go collect the ‘talent’ yourself? That was your first mistake, sweetheart.

Second mistake: you’re not cute.

Third mistake: your hair style.

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9 Responses to “The Infidelity Files: Garry O’Connor”

  1. jonathan says:

    Nice hair style Gary…Very good picture….

  2. Alexandra says:

    He's a dumb guy indeed. Instead of thinking about the fact that he is getting old now and he should at least try to have a serious relationship, but he just spends money on prostitutes??? That's outrageous! I wish I could tell him, face to face, what a loser he is. I am a marriage counselor, so I will know how to pick my words! <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />

  3. chemo says:

    heyy dnt slag gary o’connor off!! hez tha shizz!! actualli his is fit up-close wen u see im lyk every day!! his wag is alrite quite pretty!! sooo piss off!!!! have a look at fellow blues players such as seb larsson, he so hot <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" /> dont forget that mcfadden bloke =]=]

  4. Cate says:

    You do know the reason he had to pay for somone to cheat with. I mean, second mistake, same reason Rooney had to seek out geriatric prostitutes.

  5. Charlotte;; says:

    I Dont Understand Whyy They Want To Do Stuff Like This When They Have Families And That!?

    And He Is Not Fit AtAll.. What Does His WAG Look Like Kickette?

    E-Mail Me A Picture Or SomeThing

    Much Love

  6. Hardly Workin' says:

    Second mistake was vintage Kickette.  Informative, concise, and absolutely correct.

    I like his hair, though, in a “dude must be a rockstar or an athlete” sorta way.

  7. Robin says:

    I did not need to see this picture this early in the morning. Brutal.

  8. lOttiE x says:

    aagghh!! spelt ronnies name wrong!

  9. lOttiE x says:

    soz but has any1 4gt abt da famous england sex tape? how many of dem had wags at tha time? and i hate 2 mention it but cristaino ronaldo *swoon* did tha same kinda fing and got wrongly accused of rapin 1 of them! but at least he’s fit..dats exactly wat garry o’gonner is not! <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="hmmm" style="border:0;" />