August 13th, 2007
The Infidelity Files: Garry O’Connor
He’s young, he’s rich and he’s dumb.
Usually the way we like ‘em, but in the case of Garry O’Connor and his booze-fest of prostitutes, merriment and prostitutional merriness, we’re not really down with his bg.
Story has it that the newly signed Birmingham City striker had a liason with four hookers a few nights before his team’s Premiership debut against Chelsea on Saturday. Mr. O was first spotted with a mate hitting up the local massage parlour to pick up the girls.
Pause for thought: isn’t that a tad idiotic? Can’t you pay for a freakin’ cab? You make something like £2.7 million and you have to go collect the ‘talent’ yourself? That was your first mistake, sweetheart.
Second mistake: you’re not cute.
Third mistake: your hair style.