August 13th, 2007
The Infidelity Files: Garry O’Connor
He’s young, he’s rich and he’s dumb.
Usually the way we like ‘em, but in the case of Garry O’Connor and his booze-fest of prostitutes, merriment and prostitutional merriness, we’re not really down with his bg.
Story has it that the newly signed Birmingham City striker had a liason with four hookers a few nights before his team’s Premiership debut against Chelsea on Saturday. Mr. O was first spotted with a mate hitting up the local massage parlour to pick up the girls.
Pause for thought: isn’t that a tad idiotic? Can’t you pay for a freakin’ cab? You make something like £2.7 million and you have to go collect the ‘talent’ yourself? That was your first mistake, sweetheart.
Second mistake: you’re not cute.
Third mistake: your hair style.
Nice hair style Gary…Very good picture….
He's a dumb guy indeed. Instead of thinking about the fact that he is getting old now and he should at least try to have a serious relationship, but he just spends money on prostitutes??? That's outrageous! I wish I could tell him, face to face, what a loser he is. I am a marriage counselor, so I will know how to pick my words! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/raspberry.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />
heyy dnt slag gary o’connor off!! hez tha shizz!! actualli his is fit up-close wen u see im lyk every day!! his wag is alrite quite pretty!! sooo piss off!!!! have a look at fellow blues players such as seb larsson, he so hot <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" /> dont forget that mcfadden bloke =]=]
You do know the reason he had to pay for somone to cheat with. I mean, second mistake, same reason Rooney had to seek out geriatric prostitutes.
I Dont Understand Whyy They Want To Do Stuff Like This When They Have Families And That!?
And He Is Not Fit AtAll.. What Does His WAG Look Like Kickette?
E-Mail Me A Picture Or SomeThing
Much Love
xx
Second mistake was vintage Kickette. Informative, concise, and absolutely correct.
I like his hair, though, in a “dude must be a rockstar or an athlete” sorta way.
I did not need to see this picture this early in the morning. Brutal.
aagghh!! spelt ronnies name wrong!
soz but has any1 4gt abt da famous england sex tape? how many of dem had wags at tha time? and i hate 2 mention it but cristaino ronaldo *swoon* did tha same kinda fing and got wrongly accused of rapin 1 of them! but at least he’s fit..dats exactly wat garry o’gonner is not! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/hmm.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="hmmm" style="border:0;" />