March 4th, 2009

The Midweek Mmm: Kenwyne Jones



imageThe only part of the Liverpool v Sunderland match we were able to catch last night was the brief flash onscreen of this delicious man candy combination of cheekbones and charm.

And so, it would now appear that we have developed a serious crush on Mr. Kenwyne Jones.  He’s a 24-year-old striker for Sunderland, stands at 6’2” tall, hails from Trinidad… and is married with three kids. 

Yes, well we’ve started, so we might as well go on. 

Kenwyne and his wife Avalon have been together since they were teenagers – their son Isiah was born when Kenwyne was eighteen. They’ve since had twin daughters.  His good form lately has meant that opposing defenders need to give him a lot more attention than they have in the past. Lucky bastards.

thanks to everyone who tweeted Kenwyne’s details to us yesterday!




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26 Responses to “The Midweek Mmm: Kenwyne Jones”

  1. truthshouldbetold says:

    Kissa is one of the biggest hoes in trini, just what he did to his ex wife, he will do to you, what goes around comes around, beware Kissa your time coming soon right after you have about 4 children for him, how could u mash up a marriage with four children involve.

  2. suspect1 says:

    he had a new born baby boy named Elijah on the 8th of August with his wife avalon jones.

  3. True Trini says:

    INFO BOY or should i call u Kissa!!! His marriage wasn't over for "sometime now". Ask any Trini who knows him. Why would he sneek around if he was single??? Huh? He just got trapped by a Gold Digging Groupie that was around TnT's National Football team, ask some of the players. But as they say, what goes around comes around. His now ex-wife stuck with him before he was anybody. He'll learn soon. While he's playing in England, d groupie n her entire family are living it up down here. HAHAHAHA. I guess everyone has their life to live.

  4. INFO GIRL says:

    He cheats on his wife with a woman from Trinidad, this i am certain off. Her name is Kissa.

    • INFO BOY says:

      get your info right info girl or i might think you are the wife or a friend of the wife. somethings are ment to be let go so choose your battles. the mariage or if you want to call it that was and has been over for a long time now and they have been living apart for sometime now and you should know that get an answer to what stoke city looks like and where the man stays. for someone to use children as an excuse but ask yourself who the father is then ask for DNA TEXT money can buy you everything wifey time to dist out the closet, greed will get you nowhere

      • Info Girl says:

        well the gold digging Groupie is pregnant now. She says that's its his but given her lifestyle, who knows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And i am not a friend of the ex wife. I have been around Kissa.

  5. 'TorresNubianQu says:

    i love his smile ;-) and like all the other girls i would like to see him in less clothes please just to confirm his gorgeousness lol x

  6. aristeia says:

    Damn, he’s stunning! What facial structure. Reminds me a bit of why I drool over Essien. I’ll keep an eye out for this one, thanks Kickette.

  7. torres4ever says:

    Damn, he has gorgeous smile. I’m half Trinidadian so it’s good to see him on here.

  8. justlikexabi says:

    he is fine!! indeed

  9. YGB says:

    I’m certain he smells like cocoa butter!
    I feel like licking his face!

  10. The Fourth Official says:

    Too bad he couldn't score last night in a gaping net after he had left a lumbering Carragher in his dust. But yes, he's a cutie and a very nice man too. Signed a contract renewal recently even with bigger clubs after him because of his sense of loyalty. Don't see that often.

  11. Rebecca says:

    Very cute, lovely smile. I would like to see him a bit more… shirtless though :)

  12. sonielle says:

    Gorgeous!!! What a beautiful man!!!!

  13. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    24 with 3 children… busy man ;D Very cute though. I noticed a few other attractive Sunderland ballers. Didn't catch their names though. Must investigate.

  14. alessandra says:

    WOW. definitely charming on the outside and the inside, indeed.*-* what a lovely family he has! so envious of his wife~

  15. Becca says:

    Hes got a nice smile , its weel cutee.

  16. AJ says:

    Gorgeous man. A little too lanky for my taste, but the face is divine.

  17. Venice says:

    Very delicious!

  18. Kickette Admin says:

    @ Dreamgirl: ah, yes. That would be redundant, wouldn't it? :) have changed.

  19. Sarah says:

    He's got a killer smile. And 6 foot 2 is always good!

  20. Dreamgirl says:

    Two twin daughters ;)

    I agree that he is gorgeous. Love the smile. Can we have more evidence as to his physical attributes plz?

  21. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    Gorrrrrrgeous smile and looks awesome in a suit. Very nice.

  22. Kickette Admin says:

    @ Dreamgirl: ah, yes. That would be redundant, wouldn’t it? :) have changed.

  23. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    He has an amazing smile. I approve!

  24. Erin says:

    He has a lovely face and gorgeous smile. He looks quite like my trainer actually… And personally, I like him all that much more for his miss last night. Though I’ll put it down to Pepe’s superb goalkeeping. ;)