March 16th, 2009
The Monday Mmm: Luca Toni
No one brings dorkalicious like Bayern Munich’s Luca Toni.
Disagree? Please, we implore you to check out these attached photos from his 2009 calendar for Emilia Romagna.
Dork: He’s grinning in a hot tub, while a floating hand holds up a tropical beverage;
Delicious: He’s running on the beach, groupies by his side, pecs a flexin’;
Dork: He’s striking a catalogue pose while he enjoys some local architecture with a random he picked up at the train station.
Etc.
Via Straight Up Serie A.
Want more geek with your chic? Check out the new Dorkalicious footballer message boards in our community area. You can see Alan Smith with a bird.
Bahahahahaa the completely 100% natural and realistic poses are hilaaaaarious! I agree with the dork but have to object to the -alicious bit…
They do look alike, I always thought that. Must be the curls.
Owen is cute, but Luca is just a hot Italian hunk of a man. That body is to die for. And yes, he’s so wonderfully dorkalicious, I’ll have some of that please!
The hottub picture is kinda dorky, yes. It also looks very, very wrong xD Erin, I see the resemblence
He has a very long oar.
You're absolutely on your own there, Erin.
looks like he’s really enjoying it…….
Man o' man… Smudge and the bird. The nightmare that is that photo. *shakes head*lose that girl blog
I almost bought La Gazzetta Dello Sport today because there were two hot pictures of Luca Toni in it. Then I realized that my lack of knowledge of Italian would be a problem.
I loveeeeeeee Luca Toni. Yum.
Talk about dorky.. you should see the pics of him and Klose at Oktoberfest. Now THAT is dorky
good grief. put that man on the finest 5, pronto!
Has anyone ever stopped to see what’s inside of these people to see if there’s any substance within instead of just what’s on the outside??? There’s a new thought, huh?
Hahahaha…the last picture says "I'm completely lost" in more ways than one!
Gorgeous just gorgeous
Erin, the similarity may be in the curls and the smiles. Although I'm too lazy to find a pic of Owen to compare right now. Mmmm Luca Toni is right. I adore this dork. And I'm so happy for all the success he's had w/ Bayern.
dude is jokes..!
puts a smile on my face, can't complain… 
Oh Helloooo
I only started finding him amusing when I saw him attempting and succeeding in touching his nose with his tongue, thanks to Liz.
Luca does do dorkalicious so well!! But I must say that pic of him running shirtless in the water is absolutely delish!
Seems like a happy guy!
Am I alone in thinking there is something very similar about him and Owen Hargreaves?
I really dont see what is so yum about him .. sorry girls i just dont !
Mmmmm nice arms in the boat shot
I only started finding him amusing when I saw him attempting and succeeding in touching his nose with his tongue, thanks to Liz.
Luca does do dorkalicious so well!! But I must say that pic of him running shirtless in the water is absolutely delish!
I don’t like Luca Toni, but this post made me laugh, a lot.
You can see Alan Smith with a bird LOL LOL
Well these pictures really brightens up anyone’s day…yet not feeling the hot tub picture for some reason…Kickette keep up bringing more pics of hot Italian footballers…;)
I don’t like Luca Toni, but this post made me laugh, a lot.