March 16th, 2009

The Monday Mmm: Luca Toni

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No one brings dorkalicious like Bayern Munich’s Luca Toni. 

Disagree? Please, we implore you to check out these attached photos from his 2009 calendar for Emilia Romagna.

Dork: He’s grinning in a hot tub, while a floating hand holds up a tropical beverage;
Delicious: He’s running on the beach, groupies by his side, pecs a flexin’;
Dork: He’s striking a catalogue pose while he enjoys some local architecture with a random he picked up at the train station.

Etc.

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Via Straight Up Serie A.

Want more geek with your chic? Check out the new Dorkalicious footballer message boards in our community area. You can see Alan Smith with a bird.

 

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28 Responses to “The Monday Mmm: Luca Toni”

  1. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    Bahahahahaa the completely 100% natural and realistic poses are hilaaaaarious! I agree with the dork but have to object to the -alicious bit…

  2. Venice says:

    They do look alike, I always thought that. Must be the curls.

    Owen is cute, but Luca is just a hot Italian hunk of a man. That body is to die for. And yes, he’s so wonderfully dorkalicious, I’ll have some of that please!

  3. Meer. says:

    The hottub picture is kinda dorky, yes. It also looks very, very wrong xD Erin, I see the resemblence :)

  4. The Fourth Official says:

    He has a very long oar. :)

  5. Dreamgirl says:

    You're absolutely on your own there, Erin.

  6. justlikexabi says:

    looks like he’s really enjoying it…….

  7. lose that girl says:

    Man o' man… Smudge and the bird. The nightmare that is that photo. *shakes head*lose that girl blog

  8. Rusty, aka Frau Clem says:

    I almost bought La Gazzetta Dello Sport today because there were two hot pictures of Luca Toni in it. Then I realized that my lack of knowledge of Italian would be a problem.

  9. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    I loveeeeeeee Luca Toni. Yum.

  10. Madame Rudy says:

    Talk about dorky.. you should see the pics of him and Klose at Oktoberfest. Now THAT is dorky

  11. Forza Italia says:

    good grief. put that man on the finest 5, pronto!

  12. KeeKee says:

    Has anyone ever stopped to see what’s inside of these people to see if there’s any substance within instead of just what’s on the outside???  There’s a new thought, huh?

  13. Eternal Dreamer says:

    Hahahaha…the last picture says "I'm completely lost" in more ways than one!

  14. 'TorresNubianQu says:

    Gorgeous just gorgeous

  15. aristeia says:

    Erin, the similarity may be in the curls and the smiles. Although I'm too lazy to find a pic of Owen to compare right now. Mmmm Luca Toni is right. I adore this dork. And I'm so happy for all the success he's had w/ Bayern.

  16. Dee13 (mrs m metze) says:

    dude is jokes..! :D puts a smile on my face, can't complain… :)

  17. Becca says:

    Oh Helloooo ;)

  18. carly says:

    I only started finding him amusing when I saw him attempting and succeeding in touching his nose with his tongue, thanks to Liz.

  19. Pavi (Mrs Metzelder) says:

    Luca does do dorkalicious so well!! But I must say that pic of him running shirtless in the water is absolutely delish! :D

  20. Erin says:

    Seems like a happy guy! :) Am I alone in thinking there is something very similar about him and Owen Hargreaves?

  21. Dani.Mrs José Manuel Reina (PLQ) says:

    I really dont see what is so yum about him .. sorry girls i just dont !

  22. Moonie says:

    Mmmmm nice arms in the boat shot :)

  23. carly says:

    I only started finding him amusing when I saw him attempting and succeeding in touching his nose with his tongue, thanks to Liz.

  24. Pavi (Mrs Metzelder) says:

    Luca does do dorkalicious so well!! But I must say that pic of him running shirtless in the water is absolutely delish! :D

  25. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I don’t like Luca Toni, but this post made me laugh, a lot.

  26. Boston Red says:

    You can see Alan Smith with a bird LOL LOL

  27. BS_guapa_grl6 says:

    Well these pictures really brightens up anyone’s day…yet not feeling the hot tub picture for some reason…Kickette keep up bringing more pics of hot Italian footballers…;)

  28. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I don’t like Luca Toni, but this post made me laugh, a lot.