February 18th, 2008
The Re-Hook Up: Charlotte Mears & Jermain Defoe
Showing impressive mettle and strength and moving-on prowess, Charlotte Mears was spotted out this weekend with her ex-fiance, Jermain Defoe (who split with serial-baller-dater, Danielle Lloyd about 10 seconds prior.)
We can barely convince ourselves to care about the situation – and our bloody skankocity six degrees chart is now way out of whack thanks very much – but on a random observation, does anyone remember when we all felt a little sorry for Charlotte after she was so unceremoniously dumped by Jermain and betrayed by her friend Dani?
Alas, Charlotte’s coping strategies – which consisted of getting breast implants, selling her story to the NoTW and hitting every club night within the M25 with photographers stashed outside – have left us more than cold. They’ve left us annoyed. Not that it’s in any way our business, mind, but what happened to ladies standing up for their rights to bitch slap a badly behaving baller and move on to other prospects?
And more importantly, just what does Jermain have that makes him such a hard habit to break? A killer Margarita recipe? We’re stumped.