February 18th, 2008

The Re-Hook Up: Charlotte Mears & Jermain Defoe

Showing impressive mettle and strength and moving-on prowess, Charlotte Mears was spotted out this weekend with her ex-fiance, Jermain Defoe (who split with serial-baller-dater, Danielle Lloyd about 10 seconds prior.)


We can barely convince ourselves to care about the situation – and our bloody skankocity six degrees chart is now way out of whack thanks very much – but on a random observation, does anyone remember when we all felt a little sorry for Charlotte after she was so unceremoniously dumped by Jermain and betrayed by her friend Dani?  

Alas, Charlotte’s coping strategies – which consisted of getting breast implants, selling her story to the NoTW and hitting every club night within the M25 with photographers stashed outside – have left us more than cold. They’ve left us annoyed.  Not that it’s in any way our business, mind, but what happened to ladies standing up for their rights to bitch slap a badly behaving baller and move on to other prospects?

And more importantly, just what does Jermain have that makes him such a hard habit to break? A killer Margarita recipe? We’re stumped.

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28 Responses to “The Re-Hook Up: Charlotte Mears & Jermain Defoe”

  1. alfredoblogs says:

    Nice post, but did you observe that most of all your comments are the same? They copy paste each one from another..

  2. marire penis says:

    Just what I was thinking. Wonder what makes these footballers so attractive to these models?

  3. Mark says:

    Strong stuff..keep up the brilliant work.
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  4. Becca x says:

    Right So He Dumped Her When They Were Engaged For Danielle Lloyd, 3 Times Danielle And Dumped Her Because She Was Getting To Serious For Wanting Dog And Now Charlottes Taking Him Back, What A Silly Girl, I Ued To Realy Like Her, But Now… I Dunno .

  5. Sarah x says:

    Exactly Wht I Was Thinking Sara

  6. Sarah x says:

    Charlotte Is Looking Rather Cheap In This Picture..

  7. helena says:

    hmmm. maybe i was wrong. perhaps it has nothing to do with his BIG BLACK…  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
    would be interesting to see what would happen to his draw on these girls if he lost his millions…

  8. tanya says:

    Charlotte is a whore just like Danielle. They’re only interested in Jermaine for the money, status, clothes and shoes he brings them. Nothing more than prostitutes with a sophisticated name, its disgusting!

    She’ll be selling another story to a tabliod to pay for more surgery as soon as he moves onto the next slag who thinks working for an honest living is too much stress. Arrogant b*stards.

  9. helena says:

    act like you don’t know: millions and a BIG *****… all the girlies wanna a piece.

  10. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    My thoughts exactly c9!!

  11. brandy says:

    Wow. I am shocked. Dani and Jermaine broke up. Shocker….

    Shocker too that this girl took back her meal-ticket. She looks like a deer in headlights. Get a longer skirt sweetheart, you are starting to take on Daniellesque skank qualities!

  12. Sara says:

    I really dislike Defoe. Such a man-whore.

  13. Johnna says:

    I really can’t distinguish these people from each other. That’s how much I don’t care about any of them.

  14. Misareaux says:

    Defoe is rumored to have equipment of reputable girth…

  15. The Fourth Official says:

    I’m mystified.  There are what, 600 or 700 footballers in the English Premier League?  Eight million people in London?  And you can’t find some other guy to date?

  16. cassie says:

    eww, she looks skanky and most definitely is nasty and lacks any sort of self-respect if she’s back together with JD.  her outfit is trashy and looks as though it may have been borrowed from jordan.

  17. RedGirl says:

    I just can’t believe she’s with him again, lots of self respect, isn’t it? rolleyes

    And what on earth is she wearing? Why is she scratching herself in public? Very distasteful

    *tries to leave her b!tchy alter-ego*

  18. c9 says:

    sick  shut eye  hmmm  blank stare  confused

  19. trainee wag says:

    she had a boob job? wth? it looks flat…

  20. Gina says:

    Isn’t he the one who likes to wear a bra on his head while doing the deed? That would explain Charlotte’s new boobage….

  21. sarabee says:

    I thought her appearance on WAGS boutique showed her to be a silly,attention-seeking,publicity-hungry airhead. Hence her desperation to keep hold of the facially-challenged Mr D…WAGS Boutique has been dropped. How else is she going to get her orange face in the papers? I know shes had her boobs done but it doesn’t look the best of jobs….

  22. Jacey says:

    What is the world is she doing with the bottom of her dress? Pulling it up? Pulling it down? Getting ready to open it for him? What?

  23. carly says:

    You’re asking the wrong person…I hate basing my jugdments on looks but this man is so ugly!!!!argh.  sick

  24. robin says:

    Simple answer….$$$$$$$$$$$$$

  25. Nicola says:

    To be honest when they were together they looked lovely togeva and were really happy etc..xx
    I cudnt believe it wen that slag of danielle lloyd broke em up. I watched WAGS boutique and charlotte was a reli nice girl. Shes stupid to go back out with him afta he broke her heart.
    DONT DO IT CHARLOTTE…HES A SCUMBAG AND IS A CRAP FOOTBAllER. All my family are spurs fans and we are all totally ecstatic that hes now at pompey!!!

  26. Cate says:

    For a minute or so I thought Charlotte was Danielle. So, yea.

    His man-whore musk obviously permeates everything around him. Women are inexplicably drawn to it.