December 10th, 2007

The Sizzle Query: Sergio or Nando


Atletico Madrid’s Sergio Aguero started playing in the first division in Argentina when he was just 15 (breaking Maradona’s previous record) and has the nickname, “Kun” because he looks like Japanese anime boy characters. He’s that well-designed. We likey this Golden Boot winner very much, even if there could be no drinking of alcohol allowed at our spur of the moment Vegas wedding because he’s only 19.

Liverpool’s Fernando Torres may have an ongoing battle with hair styles that we all deem to be inappropriate and quite naff, but we’re still able to rise above that. Why? It’s the height factor (he’s 6’1”) and the freckles that do it for us.  Oh, if only the hair Gods would answer our daily prayers.

So we put it to you – who is the hottest, Sergio or Nando?  Both are in fine form this season.  Who wins in the battle of the baby face? Our choice after the jump.

Sergio is truly lush, but if we put on a pair of heels he’d vanish from our sightline, so we go with baby boy Torres for this one.

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78 Responses to “The Sizzle Query: Sergio or Nando”

  1. Cristiano7 says:

    Fernando all the way, Cutie pie and so fyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyn

  2. Freya says:

    I have to say Torres all the way! I have been a Nando supporter for a while now and there is something about him that sends a shiver down my spine whenever i see him. Hair issues aside…he’s as close to perfect as it gets! And he’s bloody good at football! :)

  3. Mary says:

    Sergio Leonel KUN Aguero!!!
    he is the best young player at torres nobody knows him, but what is known now XD, and that my uncle is a director and technical know a lot of football.
    kun I LOVE YOU! you are a figure of Argentine National Team I love you (L) smile

  4. jila says:

    Nando,,u have girlfriend? I’am very broken heart….Love U….

  5. Nic says:

    OHMYGOD!! Nando torres is tha finest man alive, he is so fitt!! he lives down tha road from me, i see him all the time and he is just perfection! Those legz smile

  6. ashleyy says:

    Sergio defo, but nando’s not that far behind (:

  7. kirsten says:


  8. Sky Blue Princess says:

    Gotta be Nando!!
    I dont see the problem with his hair tho, Personally i think its cute, Just like everything else of his. I do have to say tho it is the freckles and cutesie eyes that do it for me. Im sorry Sergio but you dont really stand a chance with this one!

  9. Sky Blue Princess says:

    Gotta be Nando without a doubt!!
    And i personally dont see the problem with his hair, I think its quite cute to go with everything else of his but i have to say it is defo the frecles and cutesie eyes that do it for me. Sorry Sergio but i really dont even think you stand a chance with this one!

  10. Veronica says:



    So much hotness… *__*

  11. kolp says:

    el nino!!!!!

  12. Anime says:

    Cool. I just got into anime, any suggestions?

  13. paruresis says:

    nooo SERGIO!

  14. Charisma says:

    NAndo nando

  15. Marina_9 says:

    Fernandooooo!! i love him <33.. but Kun is also very very hot!  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="kiss" style="border:0;" />

  16. Pat says:


  17. FunkyKingster says:


    It’s def Nando for me.
    Please excuse him for the hair right now even though he looks ok for right now.
    Nando has a bad prolem it’s called OCD.  He won’t change his hair if he’s doing well, but come on if he’s hot with bad hair.  Imagine him with good hair.  I’ll rape him anytime with any kind of hair for that fact.

  18. xxNickyxx says:

    NANDO DEFFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. Deka says:

    Nando hands down hes the definition of a gorgeous guy <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  20. April says:

    Oooh. The things I would do to Nando…

  21. Malin says:

    Oh Lord. Nando, no question. He makes me weak that man…

  22. gem says:

    omg nando all the way!!!!!!!
    he’s El Nino!

  23. Portia says:

    boonando all the way. the freckles, the lips, the eyes, the tush, the abs, the height, his incredibly deep and sexy voice….he’s got a lot of good genes.

  24. Sarah x says:

    Defo Nando smile Hes Gorge
    I Live In The Uk and My Spanish Teacher Has Met Him Before, She Showed Us a Pic Of Them Together..  shut eye So Jelous!

  25. sandra says:

    they’re both cute but i love NANDO more!!!!

  26. Natalie says:

    Neither they both look like pre pubescent boys, I prefer men!

  27. Irham says:

    Nando anyday. Kun looks a bit too anime lol
    Plus the height thing does it.

  28. Amelie says:

    mmm nando…the most exciting thing i’ve seen in a long time. and that picture you have of him in your Finest Five runners up list… my GOD. can i second the vote to have him replace Kasper?

    However i’d also like to say a big thank you for introducing me to Aguero… i knew the name but i had no idea he was so cute. another of the morientes/Santa Cruz/Luis Garcia/mark gonzalez type. yum.

    also, i’m sure Torres did have nice hair once. for about 5 minutes maybe….

    how about here:…

  29. katie says:

    Nando all the way, baby!!!!! The freckles, the puppy eyes, looks good in red…. ticking all the boxes for me!!

  30. mllesatine says:

    Nando. I’m all for the freckles. <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  31. Cesc's lil bird says:

    It’s sad that nando has a girlfriend though.

  32. Cesc's lil bird says:

    The almighty Nando! I don’t think his hair is that bad. I think he looks cute!

  33. carly says:

    I’m sorry, I just don’t think so! :(

    I’m obviously in the minority here but…I don’t like him one bit.

  34. Gabieee says:

    Nando. <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

    he wins this hands down. I miss the mohawk/fauxhawk very much though. and he shouldn’t go bald again. :|

  35. dani says:

    carly how cud you loathe nando torres :O hes gawjuss and evertyhin apart from his hair is gawjuss bout him !

  36. dani says:

    kickette your totallly right to go with nando smile

  37. lllara says:

    It’s definitely Sergio for me. Love those Argentinian dark, good looks. He’s young but so very fine and very charming. Had a chance to see him up close … verrry nice.  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  38. dani says:

    he defooo has to go on you finest five to replace kasper :D hes gawjussssss !!!!!!!

  39. dani says:

    NANDO all the way loved him when he was in spain love him even more now !!!  x

  40. Emma says:

    Cheryl Bites:

    Definitely! Cristiano is the scummiest thing I’ve ever seen!

    Crouchie is lovely.

  41. dani says:

    i wud be jelous but my dad has met him aswell and got his autograph for mee :-p lol x

    nandoo shud defoo be on the finest five he got my votee

    and i totally agree it a shame he has a girlfriend <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="downer" style="border:0;" />

  42. tammyv says:

    Kun!  How flipping adorible is he. He is younger and still more manly then el nino.

  43. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I was going with Sergio until I see the second picture of Torres, cut me off a slice of that please.

    I will now start to appriciate him for his yummy-ness as well as his footie skills, but seriously wish he’d sort out the barnet!!

  44. diane says:


  45. mickyb17 says:

    Nando for defo!!! however sergio is a cutie.
    I love torres’s freckles they are sooo sweet and gawwsh nice bod too!!!

  46. Mom says:


  47. LoveLamps says:

    I’m a Blues fan until death, so this will sound strange, but I LOVE NANDO!  There’s something beautiful about him.  I hate the puddle and I don’t even like blondes, but I LOVE NANDO!  Give it up for NANDO!!!!

  48. RedGirl says:

    Wait ‘till you hear Ag

  49. freddiegirl says:

    I choose Fern….just cuz..wink

  50. Laurie says:

    Nando. No contest. Wait until Aguero gets a little older, and then we’ll see!

  51. michelle TN says:

    OOOOH—to choose between two players that I like, this is a HARD one.  I’ve never seen pictures of Torres so up close that I could see his freckles!—how out of the loop am I? 

    I am . . . UNDECIDED.  I can’t even choose based on their football skills b/c they’re both good!

  52. Cherry says:

    Fernando does it for me and I love his hair.

  53. Jenna Ryan says:

    I know I shouldn't, because in my eyes he looks like a hybrid of Pete Crouch and Cristiano (the former who I adore like a God and the latter whom I loathe with a passion), but his freckles tease me endlessly.


    I will never be able to look at Nando the same way again. :( The imagery, gah, too much for brain to take.

  54. Anna says:

    soory, had to do this

  55. Deka says:

    NANDO hands down hes just gorgeous…..dont get me wrong the otha lad is cute but he cant beat NANDO…hes just lucious wiv his freckles and cute smile nd luvly hair

  56. carly says:

    Definitely NOT Torres

    Loathe him.

    Aguero has a little bit more style but still doesn’t belong to the club.

  57. Michelle says:

    Nando duh! thats easy he is freakin sexy!

  58. Nicole says:

    Absolutely Nando! I’m not so familiar with Sergio, but that pic you have up there makes him look like he has a mullet!

  59. Robin says:

    Nando – he is charm personified. Plus he’s adorable.
    I loved this article:

  60. Belle says:

    Ferdie, Ferdie, and more Ferdie!
    The tats, the freckles, the jawline, and that sexy sexy tush. His hair issues be damned. He wins hands down. Nobody makes a red kit look that good.

  61. cheryl bites says:

    in my eyes he looks like a hybrid of Pete Crouch and Cristiano (the former who I adore like a God and the latter whom I loathe with a passion)

    Emma, you get 100,000 points for putting them that way round. xx

  62. Anja says:


  63. Ella says:

    Of course it’s Nando. Never heard of the other one (he looks kind of like Fernando Morientes, yeah?).

    And i hope you never change your hair Fernando, you look like something descending from above.

  64. Becca x says:

    Nando Definatley smile

  65. Emma says:

    Oh yeah, a mate made me a good luck pressie for my Cambridge interview this Thursday, and it was so good I had to upload it:…

    How lovely is Nando in those pictures?

    [He nicked most of the pictures from my blog though. <_<]

  66. brandy says:

    Sorry kids, I know there is a lot of Nando love out there but I don’t see it. He is a stick insect with a face like a lemur’s. Both of these traits make him very unattractive to me. I’d actually kick him out of my bed, bank account be damned! Sorry, but I am very thin myself already, and there is no way I could do anything with a boy who is boney-er than me!

  67. Emma says:

    I’m really, really feeling the Nando Torres love at the moment. I know I shouldn’t, because in my eyes he looks like a hybrid of Pete Crouch and Cristiano (the former who I adore like a God and the latter whom I loathe with a passion), but his freckles tease me endlessly. And even though on my blog recently I made a point about him looking like the boy from Au Revoir Les Enfants:…

    I still love him to bits. But I just feel insanely guilty about it, he’s a Scouser and he looks underage. Lol, it’s not often than a 17-year-old feels guilty about fancying someone 6 years older than her! He’s got the lil’ Lolita thing going on though.

  68. paris says:

    NANDO there is no competition here he is amazing and better yet he plays for liverpool <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />

  69. c9 says:

    Sorry to correct my comment I meant to say…“I cannot see myself choosing Sergio”, sorry about that confused

  70. c9 says:

    I’d like to have both, but that cannot be on kickette. So since I have to choose…I go with Fernando cheese  I’ve been a Nando lover for a long time and can see myself choosing Sergio at this moment.  Nando sooo HOT excaim

  71. The Fourth Official says:

    I’m gobsmacked.  Honestly, what other sport in the world claims such beautiful boy men?? Could I have a piece of each please?

  72. Candace says:

    I’m going to have to go with Nando. It is the freckles that do it for me and that fact that he is actually old enough to droll over and can share a pint with me. Also, I like his hair it has that just got out of bed feel to it.

  73. joeycole<3 says:

    thts a tough one
    but it has 2 b NANDO
    am loyal lyk tht tongue rolleye
    his puppy dog eyes
    cute freckles & gourgous bod
    just does it 4 me
    even tho hes due a trip to the babers shop
    but ‘kun’ comes close
    just not close enough

  74. SenoritaTorres88 says:


    He’s just shexyness all over =D
    He’s a boss football player,good-looking,his hair is rather nice,and I wish to dear gos I was married to him!


  75. ella says:


  76. Indisa says:

    Torres' hair is gorgeous.. and so is the rest of him!! :-P

  77. P says:

    Easy… TORRES!

  78. Kelly says:

    I think Torress is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fitt!!!!!! lolzz xxxxxxxxxxxxx