February 11th, 2007
the splits: Stewart & Michaela
WAGs Boutique is losing another “official” WAG off the list.
Michaela Henderson-Tynne and Stewart Downing have split up.
After four rocky years together (with frequent arguments, including a huge row on Michaela’s 21st birthday), the two have called it quits. We’re not sure who dumped who – maybe after Stewart saw her fighting with Cassie Sumner on WAGs Boutique he had to let it go. Then again, he didn’t dump her after her World Cup Idol performance (singing ‘There’s only one Stewart Downing!‘ at the Garibaldi club after knocking back a gazillion bottles of Legras Grand Cru, Vodka Red Bulls and Sambucca shots), so perhaps things just ran their course.
Ms HT is a 3rd year law student at Newcastle University and even with a seemingly decent future ahead earning her own cash and using her brain, we’re very concerned about what happens when you’re removed from the WAG roster. Dear kickettes, what lies ahead after that dark, dark day? Endorsing a line of mystic spray tan? Moving on to lesser sportsmen like bowlers or (gasp) darts players?
For Ms HT, we hear a resounding, “perhaps” ringing out loud and clear.
Link: Downing Ditches His Wag