March 27th, 2008
The Thursday Thigh Off: Gerrard v Lampard
It’s the battle of the big guns this week. Liverpool’s Steven Gerrard is going quad to quad with Chelsea’s Frank Lampard.
Is anyone familiar with Frank’s well-publicized lament at the difficulty in shopping for clothes as a baller? “I suffer from the curse of footballers’ thighs. It’s a pain shopping for jeans.”
Silly, silly Frank, it’s not a curse, it’s a gift. Where’s the gratitude? Yeesh.
Lampsy’s impressive love of short shorts vs Steven Gerrard’s hard working thunder thighs. Ah, this is a tricky one; we leave it up to you.
Congratulations to last week’s winner, Luis Garcia who trounced his competition. Sorry JJ, don’t let the locker room door hit you on the way out.