March 20th, 2008

The Thursday Thigh Off: Luis v Jermaine


Who gets the popular vote this week? Will it be Luis Garcia (Atl

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95 Responses to “The Thursday Thigh Off: Luis v Jermaine”

  1. brandy, aka CR' says:

    I agree Ms Anon…. let’s stay on topic girls! It seems like there has been an explosion of back and forth banter that has nothing to do with the thread at hand!

    A community/forum soon please….

  2. FT9FTW says:

    I second that, Cherry. :(

  3. anon says:

    yeesh gals we all love the video love but this is supposed to be a post for voting on luis (yes yes yes!) vs jermaine (no no no!) i’m actually getting frustrated having to scroll through everything just to look for the thigh comments.

    sorry… not meaning to bitch…well, obvs I am… but i’m a long time reader, and i rarely comment.

      kickette, we know you have the day job and not being unappreciative of all the work you do and all that, but the sooner you can set up some community stuff the better!  it feels like the site has been hijacked sometimes.

  4. kelly..! says:

    ooohh definatly luis garcia he is fab..x (and so are his legs <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />) xx

  5. Sarah x says:

    I Think Jermaine <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  6. pussycat says:

    That would be awesome. Though I must warn you in advance I’m attempting to make a stevie g video. It might cause your computer to freeze in disbelief that you’re attempting such a thing. (My computer is a fan and had a meltdown last night)

  7. c9 says:

    kickette I have to agree with Lucy, it might make the competition quite interesting and a lot more FIERCE LOL

    Lucy- great suggestion!

  8. c9 says:

    Pussycat and MrsXabi- you can only upload music from itunes plus and not from the regular itunes program. I know it has been quite the challenge for myself since I have just itunes and most of my music is on there. But I found that if I have burned cd’s or cd’s that I purchased with the music on it, that works. Mainly it’s just ripping the music or saving it to your computer in the right format and then uploading it. I’ll try and help ‘ya both out even though I’m not too confident with my computer abilities   <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue rolleye" style="border:0;" />

  9. Avenath says:

    Thigh off winner – Luis Garcia!!!…bless him..i miss him so at Anfield :(

    MrsXabiAlonso, i so wanna watch your video…but my office internet connection is wonky at the moment..curses!…but thank you in advance for a wonderful Friday gift…

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TORRES!…am hoping with all my Liverpool heart that you’ll score a magnificent birthday winner against the scums this weekend.

  10. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I havn’t worked that out yet either Pussycat, I’ve been having to use the songs already on the site. Look forward to seeing what you make smile

    HaHa Elise, glad I’ve helped turn you! Welcome to the Stevie ‘dark side’…..
    Real cute pic there too.

  11. c9 says:

    TFO- who knew Vida could be so unbelievably hot….is it the eyes?…..the thighs?…..OH MY!

  12. Pussycat says:

    I figured it out.

  13. Pussycat says:

    MXA – how do you upload your own music to the video site? I was trying to upload songs from my itunes and it wouldn’t let me. Kept saying they were in the wrong format? I’m SUCH a newbie.

    HA! My word is ‘men’

  14. Lucy says:

    The thigh off isn’t truly fair if we know whose thighs they are! Kickette, you should only show the thigh region of both ballers and label them A and B and then reveal who they belong to when the results are in! Because now you see I’m finding it hard to separate the thighs from the overall man… Jenas isn’t attractive and Garcia kinda is, but Garcia’s thighs look uneven. I may not be able to vote.

  15. Elise says:

    Mrs. Xabi, your Stevie vid was lovely.  I think I’m pretty much giving up on denying that I think he’s cute.  I love the pic of him and Joe Cole playing around during England training.  Something about the England training gear just made *everyone* look hot…nearly everyone (sorry Lescott and Rooney!).  And they make certain wide-shouldered players look even wider. smile

    Here’s a sweet Stevie pic I found the other day (yes, damn it, I was Googling him!)

    And I love this slightly slashy moment with JT:

    TFO- Vidic scares me a little bit!  LOL Especially in that first pic.  I suppose that’s a good thing for a defender, though!  There’s even a video someone’s done that makes him The Terminator!  (shudders)

  16. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="ohh" style="border:0;" />  I have a crush on Vidic <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="ohh" style="border:0;" />

    WOW! That man is both fiery hot and super cute at the same time!!  This is the first Manure player to ever make me feel like this. I might have to watch it again.
    Thank you Fourth for intoducing him into my life!!

    I love the Cashley idea too <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
    And tha site is really easy to use!

  17. sarabee says:

    Aaaaaah… little Luis gets my vote every time <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="kiss" style="border:0;" />

    Wonderous thunderous proper Man-Thighs.

  18. pussycat says:

    Ok help. I made my stevie g video with an mpeg4 for music and using windows movie maker but now youtube is telling me that its an invalid file format. Any suggestions?

  19. The Fourth Official says:

    Mrs. X, that Steve G vid is amazing!!!  I’ve got to try that site – I really like all the effects you can add.  High five, girlfriend!!!

    Pussycat, I use Movie Maker – it’s a standard program in Windows. 

    I’m glad you enjoyed Nemanja.  I enjoyed making it for you.  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />

    I’m going to take a break from my budding movie producer career for a few days – I am lacking inspiration at the moment.  Plus, it’s seriously time-consuming, especially when I hadn’t done it before and I have to figure out the program as I go, and I *do* have a life, and a job, and an SO, who is so very patient with me.  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="kiss" style="border:0;" />  Perhaps an “I Hate Ashley Cole” video might be in the offing, but I have to think on it.  Have a good weekend, girls – see you next week.

  20. paris says:

    Of course Fernando would win he has the most amazing thighs, well him and steven gerrard have the most amazing thighs. For this week I think the winner is 100% Luis Garcia, Jermaine has thighs like a 9 year old girl!!

  21. dani,,MrsHarryKewell says:

    Great Vid MXA you shud soo do nando torres next juss because it was his birthday yesterday x

  22. Luis, he looks handsome to me <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />Oh sorry, I mean, his THIGHS looks great.

    And I’ve been away from home and couldn’t post… Feliz cumpela

  23. Pussycat says:

    Ok – I’m going to attempt to upload music to a cd and then to Movie Maker.
    Stupid itunes.

  24. Erinti says:

    Jenas, definitely. Luis’s exposed thigh terrifies me. Look at that thing! (Then again, I’m the weird girl who finds Jens Lehmann and David James so overmuscular as to almost not be attractive anymore. What can I say, I like my men a bit on the wiry side.)

  25. c9 says:

    Pussycat-  LOL  LOL 
    I’m not too worried though, see my computer is like me, diverse, and a lover of all footie. Of course we’re partial to Cristiano, but that just can’t be helped wink

    funny my security word is foot15.

  26. Kimothie says:

    I’m still depressed about Boca’s loss, but I’ll get over it so I can add my vote for this competition:

    Luis. Good gracious.

    Jermaine’s legs are quite good, but still a bit boyish.  Also, I can’t deal with a Spurs man.

  27. lainasaywhat says:

    Luis for sure, and a very happy birthday to Nando.
    I found this on youtube, and it made my day so I figured that I should share it.

  28. QB says:

    Luis all the way

  29. The Fourth Official says:

    Two Yellows, I’m working on a Vidic-video.  And I’ve already sent Kickette some pics to support his thigh off nomination for next week. 

    Sharing the Vidic love . . .

  30. Pussycat says:

    Whoops – I meant win on Sunday.

  31. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    *comes back into thread to lick Luis thighs*  tongue wink

  32. Pusycat says:

    TFO – what program do you use to make your videos?

  33. MrsLuis&&David; says:

    It has to be Luis.
    Those Thighs are just BLISS.
    I miss him SOOOOO MUCH.
    Anyone agree?

  34. Two Yellows says:

    Luis Garcia. They look like they could go all night.

    But I would like to see Vidic on the TTO. Seeing him yesterday insisting on playing despite the fact that blood was gushing down his face just made me sweat. I have this fantasy of him ambushing me while I’m on my daily jog and yelling at me in Serbian to strip down. Then afterwards, he’d give one of those oh-so-adorable sheepish grins and say, “I just kidding.“ Mmmmmmmm….

  35. Pussycat says:

    Luis – I miss him!
    Happy Birthday Nando – celebrate by winning on Sat!

  36. LoveLamps says:

    TFO, another excellent video.  Of course, I am not a red devil fan, but, as a defender myself, I can respect the power that is Mr. Vidic.  I finally get to see those eyes and suddenly I have an entirely new respect for his game!

  37. Becca x says:

    Happy Birthday Nando! smile

    I Think It Has To Be Jermaine For Me.

  38. Rusty says:

    I have a knee problem so I’m building up my thighs; I hope I have thighs like football players soon <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

    Otherwise, I’m boycotting the TTO until I see thighs that appear to be left unwaxed.

    Happy Birthday Fernando Torres! (I’d write it in Spanish ‘cept I don’t know how to do tildes on this computer and I don’t hate him enough to call him the result of typing ‘Happy Birthday’ in Spanish without a tilde.)

  39. Corinne says:

    Luis. But my main reason for posting is to wish El Nino a very happy birthday!

  40. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Seriously Lil Luis HAS to win this, I keep coming back just to look at the perfection that is his legs!! And it gives me a funny (in a gooooood way) feeling everytime! Soooo Nice!!!

  41. nicole says:

    …this is not even a contest..
    Carlos lost!???!!!

  42. dani,,MrsHarryKewell says:

    LUIS it has to be he juss gorgeous
    and plus it carries on my spanish fascination

    and once agen HAPPY BDAY NANDO x

  43. Two Yellows says:

    TFO, that was a fantastic vid. Truly. Love the pics, love the music choices (love Queen!). Except it was a little hard to get past the few seconds when I got lost in Nemanja’s crystal blue eyes. Not even ten years of hard cocaine can get eyes that clear blue.

    BTW, I know most of you aren’t into the MLS or U.S. players, but I just discovered two cuties on Facebook. Benny Feilhaber from Derby Co. is there, and so is Sacha Kljetan from Chivas (he’s also playing right now against Canada on Fox Soccer Channel – any boy that adorable with a name like Sacha has my instant love).

  44. BmwM5 says:

    Luis Garcia

  45. Blair says:

    Luis Garcia hands down.  Even with the long hair (which totally doesn’t do it for me), Luis has the thighs to compensate.

    And Jenas plays for Tottenham now.

  46. Rusty says:

    Now I can say it – feliz cumplea

  47. tammyv says:

    Luis…totally and way upset about Boca not winning.

  48. RedGirl says:

    My vote goes for Luis… Miss to see him in the Liverpool shirt <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="downer" style="border:0;" />  But we get some La Liga games, so I can watch some of the Atletico ones and laugh at his haircut <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue laugh" style="border:0;" />

  49. Nic says:

    I’m going to have to go with Luis on this one. I think the thigh-off really may be the greatest thing… EVER…

  50. The Fourth Official says:

    Okay, ladies.  A tribute to the Serbian hard man that is Nemanja Vidic is now posted at:


  51. MrsJamieRedknapp says:

    It has to be lil Luis.  I lurve him.  :o )

    Happy Birthday Nando..  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="kiss" style="border:0;" />

  52. LittleRedTriangle says:

    mmmm luis

    why doesn’t sangria make my thighs that toned?

  53. The Fourth Official says:

    Just a few technical glitches, girls – my drool shorted out the keyboard.  I’ll have it up in about 10 minutes.

  54. The Fourth Official says:

    Oh, yes, I forgot to add my birthday wishes for adorable Nando.  I’m sure we’ll throw him a big party on Sunday.  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  55. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    LUIS!!!! I LOVE HIM!! And omg, that thigh!! *swoon* I think I may have to lie down for a bit!! YUM!! <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue laugh" style="border:0;" />

    Boca – Double Yum!! He has the thighs AND the body!! wow!!

    Happy Birthday Nando <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="kiss" style="border:0;" />

  56. cheryl bites says:

    Mmmm. I’m going for Jermaine. Look at that symmetry and nice even colour…

  57. The Fourth Official says:

    Luis.  His left thigh looks like my Easter ham.

  58. XKeiraX says:

    Luis Garcia :D

  59. carly says:

    Rusty – LOL

    I don’t like Torres but I can use this ~ so I’ll do it for you: Feliz cumplea

  60. LoveLamps says:

    The Jose/Frank pic is now my wallpaper at work.  Take that boss man!

  61. c9 says:

    No prob LoveLamps <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

    I’m always here for my kickettes!

  62. LoveLamps says:

    Yes it’s me c9 and thank you for the cheering up!  I’m posting from work and nothing worked right (new computer system here).  It’s one of those weeks when I wish I was a WAG instead of doing what I do for a living!

  63. Erin says:

    Fernando Torres!!! <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />

    Or Jamie.

  64. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Damn!! How did I forget that pic??!! Glad you liked it tho Erin, any suggestion as to who I could do next are welcome smile

  65. freddiegirl says:

    Luis.  They look a bit more sculpted.
    Off-topic…..I know he’s a favorite here and gotta admit; he’s a joy to watch for Liverpool…..It’s Fernando Torres’ birthday today; we over here at Kickette should make a post for him and wish him a Happy B-Day; doncha think???????

  66. Erin says:

    Great Stevie vid, MrsXabi!  One of those photos has actually been my computer wallpaper for the past year.  Until Kickette posted that pic of Stevie’s shorts hiked up and his bum showing on one side….now that’s my wallpaper.  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  67. Trainee Wag says:

    Luis all the wayy <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  68. FabLove says:

    Luis Garcia definitely <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  69. Pussycat says:

    And I am SO over the undershirts.

  70. Cherry says:

    Has to be Luis. I miss him and wish he was back at Anfield.

  71. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Maybe for certain players they should get booked if they DON’T take their shirt off??!!

  72. Pussycat says:

    Thank you from the bottom of my Liverpool-loving heart.

    I agree – he should definitely disrobe in public more often. In fact I think the automatic yellow for taking off your jersey should be stopped. I’m willing to start a petition.

  73. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Glad you liked it Pussycat, made it just for you <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" /> Not that I didn’t enjoy makin it tho, shame he doesn’t get his it off much tho!!

  74. Pussycat says:

    Oooooooo – AWESOME vid MXA.
    He just makes me weak in the knees.

  75. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I’ve found it on you tube, but says she removed it.  Maybe she doesn’t wanna share <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="long face" style="border:0;" />

    Not that I like the Manure scum of course…..

  76. c9 says:

    Eh, now I’m getting a little jealous, she better get back here right away!  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

  77. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Maybe she has got distratced and is watching it on a loop, with a bit of dribble sliding out the corner of her mouth <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
    She better share <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  78. c9 says:

    Yeah, speaking of Fourth, where is she, I thought Vidic would have been up by now?

  79. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I know, my heart melted with that one.  Glad you liked, not sure who I wanna do next. 
    And don’t tell anyone, but I’m looking forward to Fourth’s Vidic one.

  80. c9 says:

    MrsXabi- Cute vid of Stevie. I loved the halloween pics and also the one with the binkie in his mouth…sssoooo cute!

  81. pussycat says:

    As soon as I’m off the treadmill I’m gonna go watch mxa!!!! I can’t wait!!!!

  82. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    OK my Stevie G vid is all done, hope you like……

  83. Erin says:

    Ack!  That youtube links to Ronaldo!  Put a warning on that…it burned my eyes.  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />

  84. Erin says:

    Luis Garcia…he drinks sangria… (Which apparently he does not—doesn’t like the stuff.  lol smile

    Yes, has to be Luis.  Miss him terribly.

    Happy Birthday, Fernando!  Love of my life!  (Just don’t tell my husband.  Though he’s a scouser, so he might understand.)

  85. The Fourth Official says:

    c9, the Vidic-thigh-fest-vid will be up and running in a few minutes.  I’ll post a link.

  86. c9 says:

    LoveLamps is that you?  My what kind of week are we having?

    Let’s see what I can find for ‘ya!

  87. Lori Melton says:

    Frank always as #1.  For this competition, I have to go with Luis.  He’s no longer with the evil puddle and therefore deserves my vote.

    Having another bad day at work so if there are any more good pics or videos out there, send them my way.  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  88. Shanae says:

    Gotta be Jenas all the way! Look at those thunder thighs go.

  89. Gina says:

    Definitely Luis! He even makes that teal-blue liverpool kit look good LOL

  90. brandy, aka CR' says:

    I’m so bummed and shocked that Boca lost to The Kid’s scrawny slim thighs that I can’t even vote on this week’s TTO :(

  91. Eveline says:

    No contest: it has to be Luis. He’s got thighs so bite.

    Seeing him in his Liverpool jersey makes me a bit sad though. He should COME BACK >_<

  92. c9 says:

    For this TTO, I have to say Jermaine is my exceptional pick for the day! So scrumptious, could I have the left leg please to go!!!!

    TFO- I have to agree on Vidic, although I don’t know about the thighs?

    Happy Birthday Fernando! kiss