June 19th, 2008

The TTO: Cristiano Ronaldo v The Ramos

Another week, another Thursday Thigh Off, and in our continued Euro-themed quad comps, we’ve decided to pitt two of our favourites against each other.

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First up, we’ve got the asstastic Cristiano Ronaldo, who will be on the pitch later today (for the quarter-final against Germany). One has to applaud the gene pool that created the muscle groups that live together in harmony so happily in C-Ron’s world.  We’re clapping for them now.

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However. 

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The lush Mr. Ramos is also known for his superior arrangement of flesh and bone. SG, (who’ll we’ll be able to see in action in a few days in Spain’s QF match up with Italy), has much to offer by way of quadly goodness, and deserves a few snaps for his gym time routine and flexing ability.

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images via AP Photo, ZUMA/KEYSTONE Press, Reuters

Enough with the rambling.  Let’s get to the voting.  Remember, this is not a decision to be made lightly, Kickettes.  We suggest you pour yourself a drink, take the phone off the hook and get a note pad to make your comparisons.  When you’re ready, tell us who you think takes the title this week.

Last week’s winner will be updated later on, we’re having a few problems with the site and our new comments section today. Soz, Kickettes. Please post in our old comments box below if you are having trouble as well – we’re working on getting this fixed asap.

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112 Responses to “The TTO: Cristiano Ronaldo v The Ramos”

  1. Gen says:

    Ramos is so hot. There is no question he should win.

  2. Lucy says:

    I'm pleased and surprised at the number of closet Ramos fans! Well done girls! You know he's delish!

  3. Lucy says:

    I’m pleased and surprised at the number of closet Ramos fans! Well done girls! You know he’s delish!

  4. lose that girl says:

    Did you gals notice the different shots of Whoreida during the match yesterday? Before the game, she was shown on TV wearing a diamond-y ring on her wedding finger. Post-match, she was shown chatting on her mobile with that same ring on the OTHER hand! She's a tool. lose that girl blog

  5. nicola janel says:

    tie!?!? sensory overload

  6. cheska_so_fierce says:

    THE RAMOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Dawn says:

    Ronaldo wins!

  8. c9 says:

    Ronnie of course! There is no need for any explanation, there shouldn't have to be one ;-)

  9. hearmyheartbeats says:

    Mmmmmmm. It has to be Ramos… i do not know what it is about him and his freakishly smooth thighs, but he is just delish x

  10. Laura Dagger says:

    Oh now kickette you should have posted this pic http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll252/LFCstar85/Spanish%20boys/thigh.jpg

  11. Brandy says:

    All of you Ramos voters are CRAZY! He has thighs like a girl's!!!!!

  12. Venice says:

    Oh, the clash of the titans. These guys are elite.
    I’ll go with Cristiano simply because he’s taller.

  13. P says:

    Sergio Ramos, please!

  14. kolp says:

    ramos!

  15. Sam says:

    Ahh such a hard one.. If it is for muscle tone then i vote Cristiano but I do love the Ramos… ahhhh I'm voting the Ramos, I can't help it..

  16. AJ says:

    I can't believe there so much competition on this. Especially based on the pics. Ramos thighs are hot but Ronnie's thighs are a million times hotter. My vote, Cristiano. :)

  17. Alexandra Pato says:

    i’m sorry, i’m gonna have to go with cristiano, becuase… i’m just thinking about the thighs now…

  18. jax says:

    Ramos gets my vote only because I don't want Christiano to win at anything…

  19. jax says:

    Ramos gets my vote only because I don’t want Christiano to win at anything…

  20. HoneyBee says:

    Ramos-purely because of that picture where a guy is spraying something on his thighs-cream maybe*my dirty mind hopes so*!But this is totally unfair.They should have been paired with someone else.

  21. lose that girl says:

    Did you gals notice the different shots of Whoreida during the match yesterday? Before the game, she was shown on TV wearing a diamond-y ring on her wedding finger. Post-match, she was shown chatting on her mobile with that same ring on the OTHER hand! She's a tool. lose that girl blog

  22. Laura Dagger says:

    Oh now kickette you should have posted this pic http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll252/LFCstar8…

  23. mandaminda says:

    oh lord, this TTO was a real tricky one.. but yet so lovely!! For the first time I'm basing my decision on thighs only… normally the over-all-fittest gets my vote. I'll go for…so difficult!!(sighs) ok, Ronaldo gets my vote.

  24. Avenath says:

    Thanks Kickette for getting the comments section fixed…you’re the best! Anyways, this has got to be one of the most toughest TTOs ever….hhmmm…as much as i don’t care for CRon, i can’t deny the power of those thighs…they look good even when not in motion…CRISTIANO it is… OMG!…think my colleague just saw me drooling…

  25. Aoife says:

    Oh my god! My computer just exploded from the amount of pure fit on the screen. I have to go with The Ramos. No, C Ron. No, The Ramos…. OMG this is hard! I’m not even reading everyone else’s comments. I’m making my own decision. Ramos. End of.

  26. Oh.. I love them all)))

  27. mary bo berry says:

    Come on…are you joking? Have you seen those thighs of Cristiano? I mean it’s enough to make my mum swoon, let alone make me faint and pant and want and other explicit reactions to imagining his thighs wrapping around my body…
    *sigh*
    Hands Down…CR7…I mean, he’s cocky, and still young so he las a lot to learn and growing up to do but can you blame him…I mean how would we all feel if people were stalking us, claiming to be the “best” footballer in the world and having all woman of all ages run after us…

    PS-Cristiano, if you see this posting, call me…I have something to ask you. Love ya!

    PSS- Kickette…I LOVE YOUR WEBSITE! IT’S GENEIUS AND ABSOLUTELY FAB!!! Keep up the good work!

  28. Manny says:

    CRISTIANO !! RONALDO !!

  29. Julia says:

    Portugal is out :( ((((((((((((( at least my Italy is still in…

    C. Ronaldo OMG wow!

  30. Summer says:

    Cristiano…

  31. steffi says:

    Sergio!!

    Prefer the sleek defined thighs whereas c-ron has these chunky beefcake thighs.

  32. Gabriela says:

    The Ramos, hands down!

  33. Candace says:

    Ronaldo has this one, those thighs are delicious!

  34. Jayne says:

    Sarah, I totally agree, Ramos everytime, just so I don’t have to choose that cheating, diving, sneaky arrogant pig Ronaldo.

    But Ramos looks like he shaves his legs.

  35. Kashvi says:

    The Ramos!!

  36. freddiegirl says:

    Cristiano.  Doesn’t matter if you love him or hate him you can’t deny that he’s got a lovely body and great legs.

  37. mila says:

    this is up there with the hardest decisions i’ve evr had to make haha but i’m gonna have to go with cristiano *sigh* damned if i do damned if i don’t, mainly coz his thighs look so friggin toned n they look like they’d be fun n warm next to you in bed tongue rolleye
    surprised he didnt cry yesterday was waitin 4 him 2 bawl his eyes out. hope he doesnt leave england all my fav players r leavin 4 la liga 1st henry then ronaldo WHO NEXT DAMMIT?!!! why god why

  38. Cherry says:

    Ramos and only Ramos. No contest at all.

  39. dos santos girl says:

    CRISTIANO!!!

  40. mistresschristina says:

    Ronaldo. I pick him because I feel like he shows them on purpose. “Look, I’m sitting in t a chair, why dont I hike up my shorts a little?“ And really, how can you not love a man who is so willing to expose his thigh flesh for us? C-Ron, all the way.

  41. ChrissyD says:

    Ronaldo without a doubt! Flexible, muscular, and perfectly tanned….what more could you ask for?!

  42. Ally says:

    Cristiano walks this one for me – delicious. I don’t see what’s attractive about Sergio Ramos in the slightest… he looks like his father was a horse.

  43. Zatil says:

    Indeed. I’ve expected that one of them will be featured in this week’s TTO, but it turned out that BOTH of them are featured at once!!
    Oh noes…this is REALLY hard for me!!

    Hmm….

    Well, I think this time I’m gonna go for El Ramos. He’s my new obsession, I’m getting more and more attracted to him.Besides, I think my ‘love’ for C-Ron has somehow evaporated after those Whoreida stories.

    Sorry, that was really long.

  44. SexyBexy says:

    Sergio Ramos without a doubt!! He’s beyond sexy..and those tan thighs..mmmmm

  45. LucyLu says:

    Ha I totally forgot you can’t post smileys in the old box! I’ll repost in the new comments section!

  46. LucyLu says:

    Kickette these are my most favourite thighs in the whole world! It’s like the World Cup final of Thigh Offs!

    As much as I love Ronaldo’s (and I really do) The Ramos definitely wins it. He is so delicious and the thigh stretch picture is heaven.

    Two Ramos posts within a week – could he be slowly creeping into FF territory Kickette? http://www.FreeSmileys.org”url=http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/basic/ohmy.gifhttp://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/basic/ohmy.gif[/img][/url]http://www.FreeSmileys.org”url=http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/basic/biggrin.gifhttp://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/basic/biggrin.gif[/img][/url]

  47. mikaela says:

    he doesn’t deserve it, the naughty boy that he is. but against my better judgement i have to go with c-ron. why can’t i bring myself to hate him as i bloody well should?! rolleyes

  48. kaya says:

    Thighs – waddle = default win for Ramos.

  49. Laura Dagger says:

    Woo Kickette i love you! Obviously i vote for The Ramos (and as nickname creator don’t i count for 2 votes?) :D
    Viva Espana! Keep up the good voting Kickettes

  50. Nic says:

    the Ramos, the Ramos, the Ramos!! why am i attracted to him??

  51. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Oh god, this is too hard!! I’m going to get beaten in the SBA thread, but I have to go with Ken-Ron, just look at those thighs!!

    Sorry Sergio, you put up a good fight, but no one can beat these babies!!

    Please don’t kill me SBAer’s!!! And thank you Kickette for such an amazing pairing this week!!

  52. Moongirl (Mrs Senderos) says:

    Oh damn Kickette! I was just getting over my Ramos crush and you do this!!! You’re mean ladies!

    the Ramos – obviously!!

  53. gina_14 says:

    This is a toughie because they both have great thighs…I’m going with The Ramos

  54. alexandra says:

    i’m not sure i’m making the right decision, but im going with cristiano…  downer

  55. Emily (Giggsy's says:

    Wow, I never thought I’d see Cristiano Ronaldo getting trounced in a thigh-off!  I hear there are now icicles forming in Hell and I could’ve sworn I heard an oink from outside my second-story bedroom window…

    I’ve weighed the options carefully.  I’ve had a serious hate-on for C-Ron since the end of the Premier League season, and I despise The Ramos.  Obviously I have a double bias that cancels one another out, so I’m voting strictly on aesthetic beauty.  My vote goes to the Traitor Tw*t aka Cristiano Ronaldo ‘cause he may be a total asshat but his thighs are delectable.  God, I feel so dirty now…  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/downer.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="downer" style="border:0;" />

  56. Sarah says:

    Hmm, as much as I’m not really a fan of The Ramos, I certainly don’t hate him.  And I certainly do hate Cronaldo.

    El Ramos for me, please and thank you.

  57. tammyv says:

    The Ramos…. without question.

  58. alexz says:

    definitely cristiano <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  59. Shannon says:

    Ramos by a long shot!

  60. erin says:

    cristiano…..definitely

  61. carly says:

    The first picture is worth a thousand. Cristiano, no doubt, even though he’s a loser and played like a limp bastard tonight.

  62. Sarah says:

    Ramos. hands down.

  63. Paris says:

    The Ramos of course there really is no competition!!

  64. Janine says:

    OMG The Ramos 100%. There is no contest.

  65. Mand says:

    Has to be The Ramos, no question.

  66. Erin says:

    The Ramos.  He’s a two-bagger, but his body is outstanding.  I could never vote for Ronaldo for anything.  I loathe him and want to beat him with a blunt object.

  67. Two Yellows says:

    With thighs like those, it’s gotta go to football’s golden boy – viva Ronaldo!!!!

  68. MrsMichaelOwen says:

    can i vote for torres in the background??? God he is gorgeous with his new blondey update! *Oh focus MrsO* Umm as much as i deteste the man i will have to vote for C-Ron!

  69. Pavi says:

    No contest…it’s El Ramos for me!  It’s time for us SBA girls to come together and show our solidarity for our boys.

  70. Anna Mae says:

    Easy: Sergio Ramos!

  71. Susan says:

    Ramos.  No question.  Both for thighness and lack of Ronaldoness

  72. Ice Princess says:

    Even though I love the Spanish team to death, I’m going with C-Ron on this one.

  73. Volleygirl says:

    As much as I hate to admit it, Ronaldo really has great thighs. However, my vote goes to The Ramos – spanish and nice thighs, what more can you possibly want.

  74. Hellfairy says:

    Hmm his calfs are almost as thin (an hairless) as mine. Men may (and should) have hair on the right parts in my opinion. Into the bargain I don't really like his face (especially the teeth). But I adore the On-the-knees-Photo :>

  75. Innocenza says:

    C-Ron: an anatomist's dream. :)

  76. Aurynn says:

    Ramos, definitely. Even though you have to admire C.ron's set as well

  77. parallelkites says:

    RAMOS. hands down.

  78. Shell says:

    RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS natalie you're spot on- he's askin for it in that 2nd photo… cold shower time….

  79. one_love=cesc_fabreg says:

    the ramos definately has it this time!… great pics pile there kickette!!

  80. Brandy says:

    Puh-leeeeeze! This is not even a contest. The Ramos (as much as I love the name) has smoothe girly thighs in comparison to the wonder that is Cristiano's perfect set o' thighs. He'll even get the swing vote on this one – all those girls who like him from the neck down, here is your chance to show limited Cris love!!!!! Cristiano all the way baby!!!!! I like to think that in the picture where he is holding his stuff he is secretly saying to me personally: "this is all yours whenever you want it, come and get it!" HOT!!!

  81. natalie says:

    i seen the title and i mad3 my decision. then i seen the first pic of c-ron and i started to doubt myself. i love sergio though and the second pic of him just looks like he's asking for it. sergio gets the vote.

  82. boo says:

    thigh only c-ron beats .like. everyone, but my vote goes to sergio, just cause i can

  83. lose that girl says:

    For me there's NO competition…Cristiano. lose that girl blog

  84. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:

    Are you kidding?? C-Ron all the way!! there´s no competition here!! haha sorry Portugal by theway =(

  85. Lucy says:

    Kickette these are my most favourite thighs in the whole world! It’s like the World Cup final of Thigh Offs! As much as I love Ronaldo’s (and I really do) The Ramos definitely wins it. He is so delicious and the thigh stretch picture is heaven. Two Ramos posts within a week – could he be slowly creeping into FF territory Kickette?

  86. Sarah says:

    ramos ramos ramos! (c-ron doesn't deserve to win anything)

  87. kaya says:

    Hmmm. I was wondering when all the die-hard CR fans would come back. I didn't realize Cristina had made further comments about playing for Real. Apparently just after Portugal was disqualified. There appears to be no bottom of the scum pond when it comes to CR. He always finds a way to surprise me!

  88. Maggs says:

    The Ramos get my vote! C-Rod is delish too, but a bit over rated I think…

  89. Dink says:

    Ramos. definitely. CR's too much of a pretty boy.

  90. RIya says:

    hi there, great job on the thigh off, its a pity Ronaldos team didnt make it today, i wonder if he really is going to leave man u. we shall see. anyways check out http://www.footysip.com theres some interesting and sexy fan pics from the action over at euro2008. Ciao

  91. anna s says:

    ronaldo all the way. my god he is a beautiful specimen. i just want to lick him all over.

  92. shelle says:

    ronaldo by far

  93. blaire says:

    sorry lucy, but CR has it hands down. all you see is muscle! it's absolutely gorgeous and i'm going to get sacked if my boss walks by and sees me looking at these pics again…

  94. sarabee says:

    I'm not looking at either of their heads or the colour of their shirts, this decision is truly based on thighs alone…which means another look cos this ones haaarrd….right, decision made, I'm going with The Ramos and his silky smooth nutbusters.

  95. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:

    Are you kidding?? C-Ron all the way!! there?s no competition here!! haha sorry Portugal by theway =(

  96. Dani,,PLQ,,MrsNiko&& says:

    my hubby The Ramos wins hands down for me !!!! x but C-ron has very goooood thighs x

  97. Lucy says:

    Kickette these are my most favourite thighs in the whole world! It?s like the World Cup final of Thigh Offs! As much as I love Ronaldo?s (and I really do) The Ramos definitely wins it. He is so delicious and the thigh stretch picture is heaven. Two Ramos posts within a week – could he be slowly creeping into FF territory Kickette?

  98. FootballerChick43 - says:

    This is TERRIBLE. Oh my jeez. Ramos.. plays on one of my top teams, is amazing, and doesn't have that "I'm a skank" look to him. Cristiano.. better thighs(based on the pics), but plays for ManU, and has that "I'm a skank in my spare time" look. Ugh. And to top that, I despise him.. but.. based PURELY on the thighs and my ability to dodge lightning bolts thus far… I'm gonna have to say Cristiano. Yes – I did just say Cristiano. And I threw up a little in my mouth too.

  99. linz826 says:

    I absolutely will deny forever the hottness you ladies see in Cristiano…but the pictures that have made me think twice about him and have clouded my judgement are the ones that glorify his thighs. Def. C-Ron…the ramos is not cute at all…i mean i don't like his thighs at all…Ronaldo gets my vote.

  100. missjade says:

    CRISTIANO RONALDO simply becos one look at that body, and im reminded that God still has a good day and will churn out bodily perfection on the rare occasion. i’ll miss his ass for the rest of the EuroCup, but now i can at least focus 150% on Nando

  101. CR7 Lover says:

    Cristiano

  102. Pink Panther says:

    Oooh this is hard. But I’m going to go with Sergio based on pictorial evidence.

  103. Man_UTDLovaMwahxx says:

    duno duno so hard harder than deciding to buy those laboutins or not………….but i wuld say ronaldo on the basis that we are both potuguese ps i wuld still luv a piece of ramos doh………

  104. sharon says:

    Ramos. Ramos. Ramos every time. Hands down.

  105. DC says:

    I’ll take Sergio over Cristiano [any day] even thought I really don’t think he’s good looking. but his thighs are deeelicious and C-on gets on my nerves.

  106. sarabee says:

    I’m not looking at either of their heads or the colour of their shirts, this decision is truly based on thighs alone…which means another look cos this ones haaarrd….right, decision made, I’m going with The Ramos and his silky smooth nutbusters.

  107. Dani,,PLQ,,MrsNiko&&MrsSergio x says:

    my hubby The Ramos wins hands down for me !!!! x but C-ron has very goooood thighs x

  108. Cici says:

    Sergio!!!

  109. lose that girl says:

    For me there’s NO competition…Cristiano.

    lose that girl blog

  110. Johnna says:

    There’s no one that even comes close to matching up with Cristiano on this. No one.