April 3rd, 2008
The TTO: David Bentley v Didier Drogba
This week we’re putting Blackburn’s David Bentley up against Chelsea striker Didier Drogba.
DB is certainly one to watch for the future – we first sat up and took notice of him when the new England kit was launched and he looked rather fetching in his little red shirt. Then again, he was standing next to Rio Ferdinand, so that could have been the reason. We jest, we jest.
As for Mr. Drogba, well, we will admit to having a bit of a secret crush on Didier, but find it hard to go public because we have hair issues. We know we’re becoming rather hair-ist in our ways of late, and we promise to give the longer-locked amongst us a chance in the future.
But back to the thighs. Always keeping our eyes on the thighs. Click, enlarge, consider: who do you think takes the title this week, Kickettes?
A well-played win to last week’s thighmaster, Steven Gerrard who emerged victorious from a hard fought battle against Frank Lampard. Buck up Lampsy, there’s always next year. And your thighs are quite stupendous, don’t worry.
Thanks to everyone for keeping us stocked up with great thigh nominations for weeks to come. Keep ‘em coming!
Didier Drogba a man who knows what it is like to be defeated can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with the extra ounce of power it takes All Muscle Building to win when the match is even.
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Thanks! I will.
Welcome k2k2milan, I hope you enjoy kickette as much as we do, EVERYDAY!
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Hey everyone!
A newbie here, but someone who’s been reading Kickette quietly for quite some time now.
Like many others, based on thighs ONLY – I would have to say Drogba for this time.
Side note: So glad to see more and more Kaka fans – he brightens up my day.
Hey everyone!
A newbie here, but someone who’s been reading Kickette quietly for quite some time now.
Like many others, based on thighs ONLY – I would have to say Drogba for this Thursday.
Side note: So glad to see more and more Kaka fans – he brightens up my day.
Of course its DIDIER DROGBA his thighs are great
YES STEVIE WON!!!!
Can we have some of kaka and Nandos thighs please xx
i’ll give my vote to a blue boy…go drogba!
i knw ur not the hottest of ‘em but hey..ur one of us…and ur thighs are definitely betta than that wanna david beckham….
you can’t fault an African man’s muscles. they are made to be defined and beautiful.
ehh, besides i HATE bentley; yes even more than didiot drogba.
Drogba gets my vote
Didier. DB’s just look kind of lumpy.
Since this is based on THIGHS ONLY, I’d have to go with Drogba.
Drogba
Didier Drogba
I’ve joined the list of ladies boycotting this venture. Can’t handle Chelsea and Frank losing in the same week. Shall return to my retail therapy, Ben & Jerry’s binging, and fetal position weeping.
(…that doesn’t mean I can’t root for Didier)
Are You Sure You Counted The Votes Right Kickette? Frank Couldnt Have Lost!
This Week Im Gnna Have To Go With David Bentley
Love that Cristiano is in the new Nike ad but …he has less screen time than all the others! Where were his shirtless, sweaty training shots?
I demand a re-cut!
You know what…I really can’t decide! I nearly decided Drogba….and then I changed my mind….and then I changed my mind again. This clearly requires more perverted staring/ important analysis
Didier Drogba, all the way. That body is made for sin! And thank you God that CherylBites found time today to post all those hot photos
Michelle: well done, that girl. THIS IS THE KIND OF ATTITUDE WE WANT.
Oh Kickette, what have you done to me.
Purely on thighs alone, I have to say Drog, *shudders* even tho it makes me sick up a little into my mouth as I say it. It goes against all my normal feelings, I detest dirty Drog so much, but purely on the thighs then he wins.
This really emphasises why you should crop the photo’s so we can only see the thighs. Only reveal the player after the result.
I’m glad you liked my C-Ron link.Oh how I would like to put my hand in there….
What is dedication? It is the fact that I’m typing w/ both hands to post that DIDIER DROGBA has the better thighs here while my right hand aches since someone kicked a soccer ball at full speed at me earlier today.
Thanks HoneyBee, so sweet of you, of course that should get me through the night!
Elise- that was quite funny
Here’s a Nike ad that features Cris, representing football, I thought it was cool that Nike chose him out of all the qualified ballers, enjoy!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=v9nCPbbngmI&feature=related
cherylbites- your Drogba dedication is admirable. So is he your favourite baller? I can’t recall whether or not you’ve said before.
Here are a couple of my favourites:
http://www.jamd.com/image/g/73843758
http://www.jamd.com/image/g/73843924
Can you say ‘bye bye Chelsea?‘ so sad….
David Bentley? Whatever. I love Didier, so he has my vote (and we’re really not voting for the better thighs in these contests are we? otherwise Frank would have won last week) LoveLamps- take heart. Just continue to declare your Frank love boldly. There are simply more Stevie fans on this site than Frank fans, so that one was decided before it even started I think. Hmmm…does that sound bitter? It’s not meant to be. Much.
More! More! More!
http://i26.tinypic.com/wuqdn8.jpg
http://i27.tinypic.com/110k4lg.jpg
(Yeah, I know, he’s got a towel on his head. And no, I don’t know why.)
http://i29.tinypic.com/288ciz6.jpg
http://i27.tinypic.com/25klfg3.jpg
http://i26.tinypic.com/351fp87.jpg
http://i28.tinypic.com/2z4075z.jpg
LOOK AT HIS CALF. IT’S LIKE A FRIGGIN’ BOWLING BALL! No wonder Sheva looks scared. And Mikey’s isn’t bad, either – perhaps I should have nominated him as well. Mmmm.
Trying to post pics of Owen Hargreaves – hope it works
Eughhh!!! That tongue looks like an old piece of raw meat in the last pic!! Yuk!!
More? Why, yes, more! I’M GONNA SPAM UNTIL THERE AIN’T NOTHING LEFT TO SPAM WITH.
http://i32.tinypic.com/51bxpz.jpg
http://i27.tinypic.com/rmtoo3.jpg
http://i28.tinypic.com/s3zthw.jpg
http://i31.tinypic.com/2uenvba.jpg
(OK, so it caught him in the middle of a handball. But it is THE THIGHS THAT COUNT.)
http://i26.tinypic.com/feqn87.jpg
This last one is my favourite. The tongue just slays me.
Drogba without a doubt
Bentley all the way. Arrogant, yes, but sexy
HoneyBee- your pic! LMAO. It’s one of those that is just screaming for a ‘write the quotation’ contest.
‘No Cris…you *can’t* wear them any lower, or it’s porn.‘
LOL
I have managed to find some thigh pics. As well as one with a small amount of, er *cough cough* action. No naked pics like Sergio’s, sadly
http://i29.tinypic.com/2r7q8eb.jpg
http://i32.tinypic.com/14wvq4p.jpg
http://i32.tinypic.com/21o0abk.jpg
http://i27.tinypic.com/2rw8752.jpg
http://i28.tinypic.com/2rctkap.jpg
http://i28.tinypic.com/29pdhn7.jpg
http://i29.tinypic.com/2me47t3.jpg
Just look at those abs. You could grate carrots with them. Mmmmm.
Drogs.. I am with Gigi on this one!
Both toned and well defined, but I go with mister Drogba on this one for his lovely and shiny skin-tone. Yum, want to bite them. [insert horny icon here….kickette we need one of those!!]
Awww LoveLamps don’t be a prima donna on this!
I know you’re blaming team bias on the result, but hey, I’m a die-hard Arsenal supporter and I have still chosen Drogba over Bentley. You get the idea. 
keyword coming97. No pun intended.
I must say Bentley over Drogba any day.
I don’t like thighs to be “my god, is that all you do with your time?“ big but just like “well, I can see you’ve put some work into those” like.
AHA!!!!!!!! Finally you have succumbed to the muscular magnificence of the King of the Elephants. There will be spams. Oh, yes, there will be spams.
http://i31.tinypic.com/wv95b9.jpg
http://i25.tinypic.com/15gb2mx.jpg
http://i26.tinypic.com/2lizpnb.jpg
http://i28.tinypic.com/212xqc3.jpg
http://i30.tinypic.com/5vazxf.jpg
I know these are all topless rather than thigh-centric, but that’s not my fault. HE DOESN’T TAKE HIS SHORTS OFF OFTEN ENOUGH.
Fully agree with Gigi.
“Bentley = hot. Drogba = hot thighs.“
So obviously, I vote for DD.
I vote Drogba….but what is this???? FRANK LOST!!! this is unbelievable…i swear he had more votes than Stevie did!! I think there should be a recount! haha
Bentley = hot. Drogba = hot thighs.
I’m going to have to go with Bentley on this one
Bentley for me!! Very nice
David Bentley. He’s pretty.
I’m boycotting until Frank is allowed to return for another round and everyone votes for the thighs and not their team.
I’m still not voting here, but if I were to vote (and again I’m seriously not voting) I would (of course) vote for thighs over everything else because it’s a THIGH OFF and I’d vote for Drogba. This is not a contest. I’m disappointed Kickette. You follow up Stevie G. vs. BEST THIGHS IN THE WORLD FRANK LAMPARD with Drogba vs. some no name?!? It’s sheer madness and clearly another sign that the apocalypse is upon us.
Drogba, Drogba!
I Cant Believe My Frank Lost Last Week
But This Week I Have To Go For David Bentley.
If I ignore the face/team/everything else : Didier
If i concider the entire package (giggle giggle): the bloke I never heard of
Tough one this, but it’s a thigh-off yes? So, I’m focusing on the good stuff and give my vote to Didier.
David. Hot. A bit of a jackass but hot.
Bentley!
Great thighs and loads of sass. He wouldn’t be a bore in the bedroom!
Drogba…the hair is a no-brainer. It just ruins the overall look. Sorry Drog!
david bentley
I have to go with Drogba. If it weren’t for the nasty hairdo, he’s actually quite a good looking guy besides.
I used to really hate him, so this is a big step for me. That was back when Chelsea and Barca met a couple years in a row in the CL knockout stages and I was constantly reliving this matchup on Pro Evo Soccer as Barca. Drogba drove me effin nuts! He was seriously overpowered and as a result, the my lifetime record against Chelski was terrible.
On the pc game version you can customize pretty much everything in game and so I changed his head to a bulldog head and renamed him Dogba.
I guess life goes on….
My vote goes to Dogba… I mean, Drogba
Bentley…
I KNEW STEVIE WOULD WIN!!!!
Bentley for me.
(haha: came58)
That just made my day. CRON = <3
Anywhos I’ll have to say Drogba.
Good God almighty. Honey Bee, you are my new BFF.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/lilityshop/2232835987/
DOESN’T THIS MAKE YOUR DAY PERFECT!
I’ve spent last 30 minutes trying to post this link (anything for you dear Kickettes)
Enjoy c9-and everyone else
DROGBA!! This is no contest…I feel it a bit wrong to just be showing the worship to the thighs- Drogba’s whole body is HOT…
(my word is couple65- please let this be a sign/prediction of my future!!
I’m still a bit bitter that my Carlos got shafted by Fernando Torres (who still looks like a gawky teenage boy in my book) in the first Thursday Thigh face-off, but what the hell? I’ll give this one another try.
Now, I don’t mind any man sporting long hair as long as he’s got the looks (an the thighs) to back it up. And Didier is no different (even with the arrogant air he conveys sometimes).
Sorry, Bentley. You may be a sweet guy and all, but you just don’t cut it this time.
HoneyBee- Wonderful day, Cris and Kaka……how did you know that I also fancy Ricardo?
Of course the shirtless pics are always delicious
c9-these are for you(and for other dark side angels and those who pretend that they aren’t)
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44533000/jpg/_44533965_ronaldo_kaka_body226.jpg
http://www.flickr.com/photos/shirtless7/2376601433/in/set-72157604325484358/
I’m SHOCKED that Frank lost to Gerrard!Stevie is cute but his thighs are definitely not his stronger side.
Stop concentrating girls on players hair,
personality-we are judging THIGHS.
DIDIER DROGBA DEFINITELY WINS-Hot,hot,hot.
Not even close contest.
C-RON SHOULD WIN BEST THIGHS TITLE-I think that all this duels are for second place.
suggestion-more pictures so we can make up our minds(some pics of Stevie’s thighs were to flattering-his thighs only look good sometimes,Frank’s always).
Didier. Hands down. He also wins the Ab off (should you decide to start one…)
I say their thighs are even.
Jax, mmm Hargreaves.
Oh, please, please, please, SAF, play Pique! I would love to have more pics to make a vid of him, I’m currently working a Wes Brown vid!
I just can’t find the “sexy” factor of thighs – I am so indifferent to them and actually find the excessive bulkiness and o.t.t. definition a little gross. The same way the covers of body building magazines make me want to vomit.
What about Sexy Ab Saturdays? Tuesday Torsos? Monday Hot Ass Day?! Now those are some contests I can get on board with!
YAY!!!!! FAT LAMPS LOST!!!!! Makes me so happy
He can console himself by crying into the silcone valley of ugly fiancee covered in the gold shiny shirt that he borrowed from her closet the night before and that she is now wearing 
Pique is adorable!!! We haven’t seen enough of him (and I mean that in all its connotations).
Yeah, I think Vida could handle the two of us at once. He’s all man.
my vote has to go to drogba!
TFO, I hope you allow switching back and forth here and there?
The thought makes me excited, hhhmmmmm 
Oooohhh, I do hope they play Pique, I do love my spanish man
Poo. The Chelsea boys didn’t show up!
Here are Kalou’s thighs in all their glory:
http://tinyurl.com/2qhx99
http://tinyurl.com/2valvx
I’d like to make a case for Keane and Dawson’s thighs too;
http://tinyurl.com/2n8dls
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z317/RobbenRaccoon/DawsJerome.jpg
More to come.
Drogba. Drogba. Drogba. Drogba.
And not just ‘cos I’m a Chelsea girl.
Look:
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z317/RobbenRaccoon/Chelsea boys/20080323_18_gyi0051639110.jpg
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z317/RobbenRaccoon/Chelsea boys/83c89c7ac9e77fd08f274c494c59243b-ge.jpg
By the way, Kalou also has great thighs:
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z317/RobbenRaccoon/Chelsea boys/111111ffff.jpg
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z317/RobbenRaccoon/Chelsea boys/80358192.jpg
As does Robbie Keane:
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z317/RobbenRaccoon/610x-16.jpg
Alright, I’m done now. =D
Yes, c9, I heard about Vida! Brown will probably slide in to his spot, and O’Shea at right back? Maybe Pique as an alternate? Back four – stay strong for the next three weeks! Some big games coming up!! I feel so bad for Nemanja. That gorgeous Serbian hunk of granite has a teensy little crack and needs our tender loving ministrations. We’re on our way, Vida! c9 can take care of the back rubs, and I’ll take care of the front ones.
David Bentley, might have a pic you guys will be interested in of him too.
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a182/helsy33/calciofan_david-bentley-luckyund-1.jpg
him and his lucky pants get my vote :]
bently xxooxx
Didier gets my vote! Lovely thighs, and the rest of the body as well!
So glad to see Stevie G won. Never was there a more well deserved win!
WOOO stevie won !!
as much as i dislike him for his behaviour when pulled himself out of the U21’s squad i must say he has some good thighs so he gets my vote
TFO- off subject for a minute, but breaking news on Vida! He’s out for 2-3 weeks, you may have known this by now. Didn’t say exactly what happened……do you know???
Get better soon my Vida, I’m here for you honey
Jax: guessing the Hargreaves pix didn’t make it?
And it’s not just because he is one of the only strikers that scares the hell out of me when my boys play against Chelsea…the thigh that D.D. is kicking with in the second pic blows the deal…
Drogba: Game off
David: Game ON
Oh HELLO Mr.Bentley!
Yeah wonderful TTTO day!!!!!!!!
So the thighs in question, Bentley vs Drogba???
All of you know I’m A Man U fan and yes I am cr7’s pity of a wife, so I’m not biased when I vote for DROGBA! Yes, he may not be super hot and sexy, but the contest are about thighs and he wins this round hands down. (Chanting, DROGBA, DROGBA, DROGBA!)
I fell the urge to intervene, because what is going on here is really unacceptable.
Look. At. The. Thighs.
If you ignore the face, Drogba has a body of a god, so Didier all the way
*Looks around* Hmm, insufficient Didi on this page. There is some, admittedly, but *mutters* it is not enough, not enough.
http://www.football-wallpapers.com/wallpapers2/drogba_8_1024x768.jpg
http://i28.tinypic.com/9bd36w.jpg
http://i25.tinypic.com/2vkzry1.jpg
http://i30.tinypic.com/34nf8n7.jpg
That’s him fighting the mad Spurs fan. Look at his back O_o The muscles scare me.
http://i28.tinypic.com/vh7o81.jpg
As for those of you that complain about his hair, here he is with his posh canerows, which obviously wouldn’t last a minute on the pitch. You must be reasonable in your demands for hotness.
And Elise: OHMIGOD I LOVE THE JOSE-LOVE! I was going to post some, but you beat me to it. And that’s why I like Didi so much: he appreciates true hotness when he sees it. (As does Jos